Chapter 143: Shazhu, did you mess up?

Early the next morning.

Shazhu lay on the bed staring at the ceiling, letting out a soft sigh from time to time.

Last night the fire went out at midnight, and he was woken by the cold.

But the weather was too cold; he stayed curled up in the blankets, afraid to get up and add fire.

Although today is Lunar New Year's Day.

But his mood wasn't great.

Because he remembered that since the surgery, Gil has had no reaction.

He worried that this thing had lost its function in that regard.

Even if he remembered touching the hand of the goddess Qin Huairu back then, there was still no reaction.

You know, before the surgery, just thinking about it would trigger a reaction, and it was especially fast.

"It's over, what happiness is there left in this life? This thing seems useless now."

"Then doesn't that make me a eunuch?"

"No, I must give Xu Damao a good lesson today."

Thinking this, Shazhu glanced at the window and muttered:

"Why hasn't Bang Geng come yet?"

As his words fell, the door was pushed open.

Bang Geng swaggered in.

Immediately a gust of cold wind blew in, and Shazhu couldn't help but sneeze.

Then.

He said angrily:

"Bang Geng, you opened the door so wide, don't you know it's cold?"

"Shazhu, why is your room colder than outside?" Bang Geng said with a grin.

"The fire went out in the middle of the night last night," Shazhu said gloomily.

"Oh, so you woke up in the middle of the night?" Bang Geng said.

"Yeah, I almost froze to death," Shazhu said.

"Serves you right for being so lazy," Bang Geng laughed.

"You don't even know to get up and stoke the fire."

"Sigh, with you this lazy, which woman would dare marry you in the future?"

"Ah ah ah, stop saying all that nonsense," Shazhu said, even more glum.

"If you feel sorry for Uncle Shu, hurry up and stoke the fire for me."

"Don't bring up the pot that shouldn't be opened."

Shazhu said this, and also couldn't help but glare at Bang Geng.

"Alright, let's first do what we agreed on," Bang Geng said.

"As long as this is taken care of, from now on I'll burn charcoal for you at home, and the stove will light right away."

Shazhu frowned tightly and asked: "What, what matter?"

"No, how could you forget?" Bang Geng said.

"You weren't just talking drunk last night, were you?"

"If you don't listen to me on New Year's Eve, I'll deal with you on New Year's Day."

"You said today, on New Year's Day, you would deal with three enemies."

"So that they'd be unlucky all year long."

Hearing this, Shazhu couldn't help but slap his forehead and grin foolishly:

"Right, right, right, I'd completely forgotten about this."

"First deal with Xu Damao, then Lin Shengli, and finally San Da Ye."

"Let me think... it seems Second Elder also needs dealing with, yeah, that's right, plus him, and Eldest Uncle..."

"Wow, Shazhu, how do you have so many enemies?" Bang Geng interrupted.

"What about your enemies?" Shazhu said.

"Your enemies are also my enemies, but I have more than you: Zheng Guangming, Da Mao, Er Mao, and their crew." Bang Geng said with a laugh.

Shazhu also laughed: "You little brat, so young and already having so many rivals, but I like it."

"As men, we must repay our grudges."

"That's right, okay, Shazhu, who is your biggest enemy?" Bang Geng said.

"It has to be Xu Damao," Shazhu said.

"Otherwise, how could I deal with him first?" Shazhu said.

"Or should we first deal with Lin Shengli?" Bang Geng said.

"Just seeing Lin Shengli annoys me."

"I saw him go inside with Zheng Juan yesterday, and I bet those two dogs are sleeping together."

"Really?" Shazhu said.

"Why would I lie to you? Lin Shengli is my biggest enemy; you tell me, how could I not keep an eye on him?" Bang Geng said.

"Alright, listen to me: first deal with Xu Damao, then after that Lin Shengli, then San Da Ye and Second Elder." Shazhu said after thinking.

"One by one, none of them can escape."

"As long as we can deal with Lin Shengli, that's enough." Bang Geng said.

Hurry up and get up.

Shazhu got up, putting on his coat as he asked:

Has your mom left?

Bang Geng: "She left early; I went to pick up my aunt."

Hurry up, let's go deal with our enemies.

Shazhu laughed: "Yeah, New Year's Eve is over."

What Xu Damao, Lin Shengli, San Da Ye, Second Elder—huh, on the first day we ought to talk to him.

Hurry up, call Xiao Dang and Huaihua, quick.

Bang Geng nodded and ran out.

Just as he reached the door, Shazhu called him back.

Did you teach Xiao Dang and Huaihua what I showed you yesterday?

Bang Geng: "Taught, don't worry."

Shazhu happily said: "Good, good, good, then go quickly."

Three minutes later.

Shazhu arrived at the Houyuan, followed by Bang Geng holding a bowl and chopsticks, Xiao Dang, and Huaihua.

Tiptoeing to the Xudamingjia doorway, Shazhu pulled out a thin iron sheet and whispered to Bang Geng:

Watch closely, Sha Shu will teach you how to open the door.

Bang Geng scoffed: "I already know how."

Shazhu hesitated, then slipped the thin iron into the gap of the Xudamingjia door and gently pried it open.

It looks simple, but actually requires some skill.

Shazhu pushed the door open gently, grinning foolishly as he gestured for Bang Geng and the others to come in.

Bang Geng covered his mouth, laughing, and led Xiao Dang and Huaihua in tiptoeing.

Then.

Shazhu glanced inside and saw a bed in the outer room, with Xu Damao lying alone on it.

Why isn't Xu Damao sleeping with Lou Xiao'e?

Could they have separated?

Thinking about this made Shazhu get all excited.

Xu Damao is his biggest enemy; as long as Xu Damao is doing poorly, he feels happy.

Now, about Bang Geng and the gang.

They came to Xu Damao's bedside and knelt down without a word.

Then Bang Geng shoved Xu Damao.

Xu Damao woke up groggily, opened his eyes, and was startled, asking:

What are you guys doing?

Bang Geng looked at Huaihua and Xiao Dang and said:

Ready, rise.

Then Bang Geng, Xiao Dang, and Huaihua started knocking the bowls with chopsticks while shouting:

Uncle Daming, Daming uncle.

The New Year has arrived.

Aunt Xiao'e, Xiao'e aunt.

Give some compression and we're done.

Xu Damao listened patiently, pointed at the door, and roared:

Get out of here!

Is it Shazhu?

Is it Shazhu?

Shazhu, who was eavesdropping outside, shuddered all over upon hearing that.

Thinking that Xu Damao seemed to be learning martial arts from Lin Shengli, he took off running.

However, after a few steps he turned back anyway.

He decided to keep eavesdropping outside.

Lou Xiao'e had already been woken by the noise; she came out from the inner room and asked coldly:

Bang Geng, is this what Shazhu taught you?

Bang Geng didn't answer, but gave Xiao Dang and Huaihua a look.

Then.

The three of them knocked the bowls with chopsticks while shouting:

One piece less, two pieces less.

Three or four pieces is just right.

If you don't give, I don't want it.

Then you won't be able to hold the baby.

Xu Damao couldn't take it anymore and kicked Bang Geng over with a clean sweep.