Chapter 145: Shazhu pissed himself on the spot!

Xu Damao finished saying that and walked straight into the house.

Shazhu glared, neck straining, and shouted: "Xu Damao, if you've got the guts, just S me!"

At the same time.

At the Deaf Old Lady's home.

The Deaf Old Lady lay in bed, muttering to herself:

"I think I heard Shazhu's voice?"

"Ah, this Shazhu, even on the first day of the new year you don't let anyone rest easy."

The Deaf Old Lady shook her head and crawled out from under the covers.

Actually, she had been woken up just moments ago by Bang Geng's wailing.

She was feeling depressed inside.

But the weather was too cold, so she didn't get up.

What does Bang Geng's wailing have to do with her?

It's not Shazhu.

At Liu Haizhong's home.

Liu Haizhong remarked: "Xu Damao, nice job, you helped me teach Shazhu a lesson."

Liu Guangtian stepped back a few steps and said: "It wasn't you who disciplined him, what are you proud of?"

Liu Haizhong flared up, pointing at Liu Guangtian, and asked: "Haven't you gotten enough beatings?"

Liu Guangtian gave an apologetic smile and said: "No, no, Dad, I was just joking with you."

Just then, Second Aunt's shout suddenly came:

"Quick, look, Xu Damao has pulled out a knife."

"Hurry and stop him, don't let anyone get killed."

Liu Haizhong and his two sons heard it and all rushed outside to look.

All they saw was Xu Damao holding a gleaming cleaver, standing right in front of Shazhu.

Outside.

Shazhu glanced at Xu Damao, then at the cleaver in his hand, and was momentarily dumbfounded.

But he quickly came to his senses.

Then.

He glared at Xu Damao with a look of contempt and shouted:

"Xu Damao, if you've got the guts, just make a move."

Xu Damao smiled: "I won't use my fists, I'll use the knife."

Before his words even finished, Xu Damao made a motion to chop down.

Seeing that, Shazhu instantly shrank his neck in fright and simultaneously felt a warmth in his crotch.

The next second.

He saw Xu Damao pointing at his crotch and laughing loudly:

"Shazhu, you've got your day too."

"You actually pissed yourself from fear!"

"How disgusting and embarrassing, you damn bastard!"

Shazhu's face turned both black and red.

He stared fixedly at Xu Damao, feeling like he wanted to S him.

Helpless.

Tied up, he couldn't move his hands or feet.

Xu Damao had already laughed until he bent over.

Just then, Xu Damao suddenly let out a wail and jumped up.

It turned out someone had hit him on the shoulder with a stick.

He turned his head and saw the Deaf Old Lady glaring at him angrily.

"Old lady, why are you hitting me?" Xu Damao asked, looking resentful.

"It's you I'm hitting!" the Deaf Old Lady said, bringing the stick down again.

Seeing that, Xu Damao hurriedly ran away.

Lou Xiao'e came out and said: "Old lady, you don't even ask what happened, why do you start hitting people as soon as you appear?"

Liu Haizhong also came over: "What, what happened?"

The Deaf Old Lady: "Xiao'e, do we even need to say? It's definitely Xu Damao's fault; Shazhu couldn't possibly be wrong."

Shazhu shouted: "Right, right, right, old lady, quickly help me get revenge."

"Second Elder, what are you standing there for? Should I offer you three incense sticks? Come over and untie my ropes."

Shazhu also blamed Liu Haizhong for not coming out in time to stop Xu Damao from tying him up, so he spoke rudely.

Liu Haizhong's face filled with anger: "Shazhu, you deserve it!"

"I was actually thinking of helping you untie the ropes, but, but you......"

Liu Haizhong grew angrier the more he spoke, until he was so furious he couldn't say a word.

Liu Guangtian walked over, looked at Shazhu, and mocked:

"Shazhu, aren't you pretty tough?"

"How did you end up tied up by Xu Damao today?"

Holy shit! You actually pissed your pants!

Liu Guangfu followed behind Liu Guangtian, pointing at Shazhu's crotch, and burst out laughing "hahaha".

The Deaf Old Lady picked up a stick and went to hit Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

Seeing that, they hurriedly ran away.

Then.

The Deaf Old Lady glared at Liu Haizhong and shouted angrily:

"Get lost! You Liu Haizhong aren't anything good either."

Like Shazhu, the Deaf Old Lady also blamed Liu Haizhong for not stopping Xu Damao from tying Shazhu up.

Liu Haizhong, looking sullen, said: "Old lady, why are you still scolding people?"

The Deaf Old Lady jabbed her stick into the ground: "I not only want to scold you, I also want to hit you."

Upon hearing that, Liu Haizhong involuntarily stepped back a few steps.

Second Aunt came up and said: "Father of the child, let's go; this old lady is unreasonable, we can't afford to provoke her."

Shazhu hurriedly shouted: "Second Elder, first help me untie the rope."

Liu Haizhong replied irritably: "Tell the old lady to undo it."

After saying that.

He went home with Second Aunt.

The Deaf Old Lady pointed her stick at the backs of Liu Haizhong and Second Aunt and shouted:

"Good thing you ran fast, otherwise I would definitely have beaten you today."

Shazhu replied irritably: "Okay, grandma, please quickly untie the rope for me."

"Everyone has been scared off by your scolding."

The Deaf Old Lady looked at Lou Xiao'e and said:

"Xiao'e, quickly help Shazhu untie it."

Xu Damao: "Xiao'e, don't."

The Deaf Old Lady snorted and walked toward Xu Damao.

Xu Damao directly ran into the house and even shut the door.

At that moment, many people from the courtyard walked over.

Among them were Lin Shengli, Yi Zhonghai, and the eldest aunt.

Seeing the large wet patch on Shazhu's pants, they couldn't help laughing out loud.

Shazhu has a violent temper, often scolding or even hitting people, and has already offended almost everyone in the courtyard.

So, everyone also felt a bit of schadenfreude.

Upon seeing this, Shazhu wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

The Deaf Old Lady glanced at them, then went to Xu Damao's doorstep and shouted loudly:

"Xu Damao, come out; if you don't come out, I'll smash your windows."

Lou Xiao'e hurriedly went up to the Deaf Old Lady and said: "Old lady, don't, don't smash!"

Yi Zhonghai asked in a low voice: "What's going on?"

Lou Xiao'e: "Elder Uncle, you need to uphold justice for us; Shazhu has gone too far today."

Next, Lou Xiao'e recounted everything that had happened today.

Upon hearing this, everyone began to whisper and discuss among themselves.

Almost all of them were blaming Shazhu.

Lin Shengli laughed and said: "Shazhu, you're really lacking in virtue!"

"Today is the first day of the lunar new year."

"No wonder you're getting this retribution."

Shazhu angrily said: "What retribution have I gotten?"

"I was just careless for a moment, that's why Xu Damao tied me up."

Yi Zhonghai: "Shazhu, can you still speak properly?"

Shazhu, sulking, said: "It was Shengli who first mocked me."

"Why don't you say something about him?"

Yi Zhonghai: "I can't hear Shengli mocking you."

"I actually think he's stating the facts."

"If you weren't lacking in virtue, you wouldn't have done something like this."

Shazhu: "All right, Elder Uncle, just protect the calf, huh."

Yi Zhonghai furrowed his brows and asked: "What? What do you want to do?"

Shazhu: "I don't want to do anything."

"Can you first help me untie the rope?"

Yi Zhonghai: "Who will go help Shazhu untie the rope? Doing this during the New Year will just become a laughingstock if it gets out."

The words died away.

Two youths volunteered to help Shazhu untie the rope.