Chapter 331: Shazhu, marry Qin Huairu, buy one get four free?

Shazhu supported Liu Haizhong back to the Siheyuan and saw Bang Geng walk out of the Siheyuan.

Just as Shazhu was about to speak, Bang Geng walked over and didn't even glance at him.

Liu Haizhong narrowed his eyes and asked:

"Just, just now who went past?"

"How bold, seeing me, this Second Elder of mine doesn't even take the initiative to greet."

"So handsome, this ill-mannered guy."

Shazhu said unhappily:

"No one, just an ungrateful person."

As his words fell, Xiao Dang walked over and asked:

"Sha Shu, who are you calling a white-eyed wolf?"

Liu Haizhong: "Well, well, who is the white-eyed wolf?"

Shazhu: "Who else could it be, your brother Bang Geng."

"What a fellow, meeting him head-on, he didn't even glance at me, let alone proactively greet."

Xiao Dang: "Hmph, I was just looking for him to settle the score."

Shazhu: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Dang: "My mom has been silent, and when he gets angry he flips the table."

"That's made my mom cry at home all the time."

Shazhu: "Little bastard..."

Liu Haizhong: "Bang, Bang Geng flipped the table?"

Xiao Dang: "Isn't that so? Considering he ran fast, otherwise I'd make him look bad."

Shazhu: "Alright, let's go back, he's already gone far."

"Next time we meet him, Uncle Sha will help you teach him a lesson."

Xiao Dang: "Teach him what? This is an internal conflict, you really want to get physical?"

"If you dare to get physical with him, be careful that I and Huaihua will ignore you."

Having said that, Xiao Dang glanced at Shazhu, then looked at Liu Haizhong and asked:

"Second Elder Grandpa, have you drunk too much?"

Liu Haizhong waved his hand and said:

"No, no, I haven't drunk too much, we've only just gotten here."

Shazhu: "Let's go back, Xiao Dang, your Second Elder Grandpa has drunk too much."

"I'll support him back."

Xiao Dang let out a light sigh and turned away.

Shazhu supported Liu Haizhong to the Houyuan and said:

"Be careful, Second Elder, we're almost home, there are steps here."

"Make sure to watch your step, ah."

"Look, there are three steps in total, come on."

Liu Haizhong stopped and said:

"Shazhu, let me talk to you about life."

Shazhu nodded and said:

"Okay, go ahead, ah."

"Take your time."

Liu Haizhong pointed at the steps and said:

"Life is just climbing steps."

Shazhu nodded.

Liu Haizhong continued:

"The first step is to marry a wife."

"But you still haven't married a wife yet, I, I..."

Shazhu said somewhat unhappily:

"Alright, lift your leg, and I'll get married right away."

Liu Haizhong: "If you're going to marry, marry Qin Huairu, what a fine woman."

Shazhu supported Liu Haizhong as they went up the steps, and said:

"Alright, we're stepping onto the first step; later I'll get you a wife."

"Lift, lift your leg."

Liu Haizhong didn't move at all.

Shazhu: "Lift your leg, yes yes yes, just the left leg, lift the left leg."

"Well, up, up, come on, lift it, come up, that's right."

"Alright, just climbing these steps is already so exhausting, and you still want to marry a wife."

Liu Haizhong: "What wife should I marry?"

"I have 【a wife】, you, you haven't married yet."

Shazhu: "I'll get married right away too."

Liu Haizhong: "Marry whom?"

Shazhu: "Keep it secret, wait to drink wedding wine, you."

"Come, come, let's go up to the second step."

Liu Haizhong stopped and said:

"The second step, that, that is a man's status."

Shazhu nodded and said:

"Right, right, you are correct."

"It's a status; your status at home and in the courtyard is quite high, ah."

"In the courtyard, you are Second Elder, ah."

"Besides Eldest Uncle, it's you."

"Come, you, go up."

Liu Haizhong, with Shazhu's support, struggled up the second step, then looked at Shazhu and said:

"What is Eldest Uncle, this? Yi Zhonghai counts, what does he count for?"

"If it weren't for Lin Shengli, he wouldn't count for anything."

"You still aren't dissatisfied."

"I ask you, does he have money?"

"Except for Lin Shengli's money."

Shazhu shook his head and said:

"Then he doesn't have."

"Just a little pension."

"And he gave it to Qin Huairu."

Liu Haizhong shouted: "That's right, I have money."

"I, I have more money than him."

Shazhu grinned foolishly: "Alright, you have money, you are a generous elder, okay?"

"Come, lift your leg, generous elder, come, come."

Shazhu laboriously supported Liu Haizhong up the third step.

Liu Haizhong stopped again, looked at Shazhu and said:

"The third step is children."

"Shazhu, do you have children?"

"Which pot doesn't open, mention which pot."

Upon hearing that, Shazhu's face darkened.

"My damn daughter‑in‑law hasn't even been married yet, where would children come from."

Liu Haizhong continued: "No, right? So you must marry Qin Huairu, instantly it's buy one get three."

"You will immediately have three children, son and daughter, forming a good character."

Shazhu, looking depressed, said: "Buy one get four, and also Jia Zhangshi."

Liu Haizhong: "Right, right, look at my brain."

"You, you you you earned big all."

Shazhu became more depressed: "Then I'll leave it to you, ah."

Liu Haizhong hurriedly waved his hand and said:

"Can't do, can't do, this Jia Zhangshi, whoever marries who is unlucky."

Shazhu: "Then you make me unlucky, huh?"

"No, I didn't marry her."

Liu Haizhong: "Don't, don't mention her, we, we can't provoke, ah."

"Children, I, I have never from the start understood."

"I, I haven't figured it out, me."

"My three sons, hit this, I hit that me."

"After hitting that I just......"

"Beating out a filial son with a stick, you know?"

Shazhu nodded and said: "Yes, that's right."

"Look at your three sons being so filial to you now."

Liu Haizhong: "That's nonsense."

Shazhu: "Hey, you can be said like that."

"When you say that, aren't you basically insulting your father?"

"These words were what your father said every day when he was alive."

"Come, come, lift your leg, there's a threshold here, step over it, ah, lift your leg."

Liu Haizhong: "I, I learn from my dad, ah, learn, learn my dad."

"Made all the sons run away."

Shazhu: "The sons ran away, right?"

Liu Haizhong: "Ran away."

Shazhu: "No, haven't they all come back?"

"They're all by your side, wandering around you every day, not going anywhere."

Liu Haizhong: "Because of this, this is the second stage."

"I have money, that's why they came back."

Shazhu nods and says: "Okay, yes, okay okay okay, you have money, money money."

"Money is your grandfather, it is my grandson."

Liu Haizhong: "Shazhu, I, I how......"

"I can't figure out the accounts."

"You say money is my grandfather, money is your grandson."

"Then I, I can't figure it out ah ah."

"What am I to you?"

Shazhu: "Nothing."

Liu Haizhong frowns: "I, I understand now."

"Shazhu, you aren't saying my grandfather is, is your grandson?"

"Then, then who am I?"