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Chapter 427: Shazhu: I Can't Beat Lin Shengli, and I Can't Handle You Either?

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Shazhu thought he could control the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, but they left without saying a word.

He stared dumbfounded at their backs, walked out of the back kitchen, and only came to his senses when they disappeared from his sight.

He hurriedly chased after them in a flash.

"Hey, hey, hey, can we talk properly?"

Shazhu caught up with Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, grabbed them, and said with a forced smile.

"What else is there to say?"

"This is the lowest price, with a basket of conditions—are we being foolish?"

"Still selling to you?"

Liu Guangtian gave Shazhu a white look and said irritably.

Liu Guangfu snorted coldly and said:

"Really, do you think we're three‑year‑old children?"

"Shazhu, I just don't get it."

"Aren't you trying to be a savior?"

"The two of us aren't doing well now; why can't you put in more money?"

"Besides, Shengli Ge puts in far more money than you do."

In fact, Lin Shengli's contribution was about the same as Shazhu's.

But to make Shazhu raise his price a bit, he would say anything.

Shazhu: "Don't talk to me about that, okay."

"Don't think I'm here to force you to buy."

"I only want the elders in the courtyard to live a bit more comfortably."

Liu Guangtian: "Isn't that right?"

"Your heart is so good, why not add more money?"

Liu Guangfu: "Exactly, Shazhu, if you don't want to add, we'll sell to Shengli Ge."

Shazhu thought for a moment and said:

"Fine, I'll add another thousand; I can't add more."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu exchanged a glance and said:

"Then all your conditions are withdrawn."

Shazhu: "No, that's necessary."

"You also said my heart is good."

"Hey, I'm still fine."

"Think about it, your eldest brother hasn't returned to see your parents for many years."

"I feel sorry for them."

"Tell me, how good are Second Elder and Second Aunt to your eldest brother?"

"You could say they give their heart and lungs."

"If it were you, I wouldn't say anything."

"Because, honestly, over these years Second Elder and Second Aunt have actually mistreated you."

"Especially Second Elder, who often either hits or scolds at the slightest provocation."

"Sometimes he even whips with a belt."

"If you left and haven't returned for many years, I wouldn't say anything."

"But the crux of the problem lies here, ah."

Liu Guangfu asked: "Where?"

Shazhu slapped his thigh and said:

"Don't you get it?"

"To talk about your brains, gosh, are they filled with feces?"

"I said it like this and you still don't understand?"

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's faces darkened and their brows knit tightly.

Liu Guangfu pointed at Shazhu and said irritably:

"Shazhu, do you still think this is like before?"

"Yes, you're good at fighting; back then the two of us together weren't your opponents."

"But now maybe not."

"Shengli Ge taught us a few moves."

Shazhu forced a sneering expression and scoffed:

"Hey, I even taught you a few moves."

"What? Want to practice?"

"I can't beat Lin Shengli, and I can't handle you two?"

When Liu Guangfu heard that, he quickly struck a martial pose, then, while Shazhu was stunned, hooked his finger at Shazhu and said:

"Come, come, Shazhu, let's train."

Liu Guangtian looked around and also gestured at Shazhu.

"Shazhu, come, see whether you're the stronger or the two of us."

Shazhu was stunned for a moment, then grinned and said:

What are you guys doing?

I'm just teasing you; we all live in the same courtyard—fighting? People would laugh at us.

Alright, let's talk about the house.

Liu Guangtian furrowed his brow and asked:

What? You're not practicing?

Shazhu waved his hand and said:

What practice? What era is this, still fighting and killing?

Now it's a law-abiding society.

Liu Guangfu snorted and said:

Alright, Shazhu, if you're scared, just admit it—no need to say it so nicely.

Upon hearing that, Shazhu's face changed.

Given his temperament, if Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu hadn't trained with Lin Shengli, he would have already attacked.

Never mind the law-abiding society; let's have fun first, then talk.

But now, he couldn't handle Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu together, let alone one of them—he probably isn't a match for either.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but feel a bit more hatred toward Lin Shengli.

Even if you say you're strong, that's fine.

Why bother teaching your kung fu to Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu?

It's gotten to the point where I can't even show off in this courtyard.

Shazhu's face changed, and Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu naturally noticed.

They also knew Shazhu feared them, which naturally made them even more pleased.

"Shazhu, come on, you're not the one called the War God of the Siheyuan, are you?"

"How did your courage get so small now?"

"That's right, Shazhu, come on, come on—we brothers haven't met a worthy opponent in a long time."

"Our hands are itching."

Shazhu was very displeased, his fists involuntarily clenched.

But after thinking a bit, he still ended up putting on a smile and said:

"No, I'm saying, what's wrong with you two brothers?"

"Do you still want to sell the house?"

"In this society, having money is the real ability."

"If you have money, everyone will respect you."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu exchanged a glance and said:

"That's also true."

"Then let's continue talking."

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