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Chapter 138: Sugar-coated bullets and demons dancing

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"How is that possible? A black-hearted little widow like Qin Huairu, whoever gets involved with her is unlucky. If you want me to consider her, unless she strangles Bang Geng, Xiao Dang, and Huai Hua with her own hands."

"By the way, Yushui, among your classmates, are there any without a mother? I mean, are there any classmates whose fathers are divorced or widowed? It's best if they have a bad temper and are the kind who beat people. If there are any, arrange for him to have a blind date with Qin Huairu."

"Tomorrow I will also find a matchmaker and specifically pick those widowers who like to beat people to have a blind date with Qin Huairu. Since Qin Huairu is pestering me for a lunch box like a piece of plaster, then I will also actively arrange a blind date for her like a piece of plaster. Let's see who can outlast whom," He Yuzhu said coldly.

He Yushui couldn't help but widen her eyes, staring tightly at He Yuzhu, and raised her left thumb: "Brother, you're awesome!"

"Brother doesn't want to be like this either. However, in this Siheyuan full of beasts, if you want to live well, you can only be more beastly than the beasts. I was originally kind."

"In the small city, the years pass by, clear courage, washed memories, I remember you, live proudly..." He Yuzhu hummed two sentences like a lunatic.

"What are you humming? It's far worse than the one singing big opera at Tianqiao." He Yushui clearly couldn't accept this singing style and thought He Yuzhu was singing big opera, and said disdainfully.

"What do you know?" He Yuzhu said disdainfully, and then drove He Yushui to her room to sleep.

That night, Batman's figure appeared again. He Yuzhu drove the "Batwing" to overlook the entire Sijiucheng from the air to see if he could do some things to help the weak.

As a result, He Yuzhu strolled around twice. Let alone illegal things happening, he couldn't even see a shadow. Helplessly, He Yuzhu could only destroy the black market newly established in the west of the city.

This kind of place that destroys unified distribution is a must to destroy. Of course, He Yuzhu once again obtained the power to distribute these materials.

The next day was the weekend. He Yuzhu and He Yushui got up very late. Both of them were lazy, and by the time they got up, it was already past ten o'clock.

The two of them tidied up a little, and it was already eleven o'clock. Simply, He Yuzhu didn't plan to eat breakfast and prepared to take He Yushui to buy a roast chicken and some braised meat at the Beijing Eight Treasures shop.

By the way, He Yuzhu also prepared to find a matchmaker to find a partner who likes to beat people for Qin Huairu. Just as he walked to the Siheyuan gate, he bumped into the famous Zhang Meipo.

Zhang Meipo didn't come alone, but was accompanied by a beautiful woman with an extremely overbearing figure and a broad chest.

This woman was none other than the woman He Yuzhu saved that night. He Yuzhu knew that this woman's identity was not simple. He Yuzhu dared to pat his chest and swear that if this woman wasn't coming for him, He Yuzhu would dare to live-stream doing a handstand and pooping.

He Yuzhu turned around and wanted to leave, but before He Yuzhu could leave, the woman with the overbearing figure took the lead and shouted: "Yan Jiecheng, stop."

"Yan Jiecheng? Young lady, you recognized the wrong person. He is not called Yan Jiecheng, he is called Sha... He Yuzhu, do you know him?" Zhang Meipo said quickly.

The woman with the overbearing figure whispered a few words to Zhang Meipo. Zhang Meipo's eyes lit up, and she quickly came to He Yuzhu, blocked He Yuzhu, and said: "Zhuzi, do you want a wife? As long as you open your golden mouth, I will send her over."

Zhang Meipo said and winked at He Yuzhu and whispered: "It's that young lady. Zhuzi, you are really too lucky. A fairy fell from the sky. I have been a matchmaker for so many years, and I have seen many young ladies coming to have a blind date, but I have never seen such a beautiful young lady coming to have a blind date with you. You must seize the opportunity."

He Yuzhu knew he couldn't hide. It had been so long, and he still hadn't cleared his suspicion. This young lady was clearly not here for a blind date, but to probe him under the name of a blind date.

He Yuzhu didn't expect it to be so fast. He had just done a job last night, and someone came to his door.

He Yuzhu wanted to refuse, but thinking about it, wouldn't refusing like this clearly show there was a problem? He Yuzhu glanced at Yan Bugui who was peeking at the courtyard gate, and couldn't help but move in his heart.

"This... this... Aunt Zhang, am I dreaming? This young lady wouldn't be blind, right? Otherwise, how could such a good young lady take a fancy to me? I'm just a cook," He Yuzhu pretended to be incredulous.

"Aren't you the Canteen Deputy Director of the Rolling Mill? Why? Were you removed?" Zhang Meipo pulled He Yuzhu to the side and asked.

In Zhang Meipo's view, this young lady was more than enough to match He Yuzhu. Looking at He Yuzhu's conditions in all aspects, I'm afraid only the identity of a leader could move people.

"No, the Canteen Deputy Director is not a leader, it's also a cook," He Yuzhu said.

"You are a typical case of not treating a village head as a cadre. A leader is a leader. No matter how low the position is, it is a leader. Yes or no, give me a word. The young lady is still waiting," Zhang Meipo said.

"Yes! Must be yes! Where can I find such a fairy-like young lady? Then I'll trouble Aunt Zhang to say a few words," He Yuzhu said.

Zhang Meipo immediately ran to the side of this extremely overbearing woman and whispered. He Yushui widened her eyes and looked at everything in front of her in disbelief.

"Brother, is that sister's eyesight bad?" He Yushui asked.

"How could her eyesight be bad?" He Yuzhu asked back.

"If her eyesight is good, how could she take a fancy to you? Qin Huairu is not even worthy of carrying her shoes compared to her. And Gu Yufei and Cheng Jinyun in the back courtyard are not as good-looking as her," He Yushui said.

He Yuzhu looked carefully and found that this woman with an extremely overbearing figure was indeed very beautiful. This beauty was not that kind of enchanting beauty, but a beauty of peace and prosperity.

The most eye-catching thing was the two sword-like eyebrows, which added three points of heroism to this woman, plus two strong and powerful long legs, making this woman look even taller.

As for that broad chest like the sea, I'm afraid only the likes of Tsunade and Hinata can compare with it.

The four words "heroic and spirited" inexplicably appeared in He Yuzhu's mind.

"Although your brother is not 'like jade in the street, unparalleled in the world', he can also be said to have 'passed through ten thousand flowers without a leaf sticking to him'," He Yuzhu said.

The only thing He Yuzhu was dissatisfied with himself was his appearance. If Xu Damao's face was a long leg like a donkey, then his face was either a pig-kidney face or a shoe-puller face, perfectly avoiding words like "handsome".

"What is this? That young lady must have a problem with her eyesight. It's okay, Brother. If you two become a couple, you must not take her to treat her eyes. If her eyesight gets better, she will definitely not take a fancy to you," He Yushui laughed.

He Yushui didn't think this would work at all. Without any other reason, she was too beautiful, so beautiful that He Yushui was not only envious, jealous, and hateful, but also felt ashamed of herself.

He Yushui thought she was a little pretty, but compared to this one, it was simply not on the same level.

"This is not certain. Radishes and greens, each has its own love. Maybe she just prefers your brother," He Yuzhu laughed.

He Yuzhu didn't take this to heart. This was at most a sugar-coated bullet, not a beauty trap at all.

Treat sugar-coated bullets, at worst accept the sugar coating and let the bullet become a dud;

A beauty trap is something that can kill people. However, this was clearly not a beauty trap. The point of a beauty trap was never the beauty.

What ordinary people think is a beauty trap is a charming and beautiful woman reaching out to you and welcoming you, but the actual beauty trap is letting you know it's a trap, but still making you willing to enter the trap.

The regret of youth, the white moonlight that cannot be obtained, the tenderness when in trouble... these are all beauty traps.

However, none of these can compare to a sentence with a Xiang accent: "The world is full of misery and blood, nothing more than a thought to save the common people. Little comrade, are you willing to go with me?" Fortunately, no one stood in front of He Yuzhu and said such things, just a sugar-coated bullet came.

Just at this time, Zhang Meipo walked over quickly and said: "Zhuzi, it's done. Why don't you take us to your house to see?"

"No problem!" After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he took the group into the courtyard.

"Zhuzi, who is this?" As soon as Yan Bugui saw He Yuzhu's group, he couldn't wait to ask.

"This is here for a blind date with me," He Yuzhu said without avoiding it.

He Yuzhu just wanted to make this matter known to everyone in the Siheyuan. At that time, Xu Damao and Qin Huairu would definitely not be able to sit still and would definitely come to sabotage.

He Yuzhu just wanted to use their hands to get rid of the sugar-coated bullet. Sugar-coated bullets are also bullets, and if you can't grasp them, they will blow people to pieces.

Yan Bugui was dumbfounded and firmly believed that this young lady was blind, otherwise how could she take a fancy to He Yuzhu.

Zhang Meipo's arrival attracted the onlookers in the front courtyard. People were not here to see Zhang Meipo. There was nothing to see on her old face. People were here to see this woman with an extremely overbearing figure. After all, such a beauty coming to a place like the Siheyuan was too challenging to people's cognition.

The noisy front courtyard attracted Xu Damao's attention. When Xu Damao ran out of the house to watch the excitement, He Yuzhu's group arrived at the middle courtyard and bumped into Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao saw this woman with an extremely overbearing figure, he was dumbfounded. His eyes widened, almost falling out of his eye sockets, and he was drooling.

When Xu Damao learned that this woman was here for a blind date with He Yuzhu, Xu Damao couldn't help but curse in his heart: "How can this bastard Shazhu have such good luck? No, I must ruin it. Only I, Xu Damao, can match such a woman."

After He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao, he knew it was done. If Xu Damao didn't sabotage it, He Yuzhu would dare to perform a handstand and poop on the spot.

That woman with an overbearing figure was blushing and lowering her head, always following behind Zhang Meipo without saying a word. As soon as they arrived at He Yuzhu's house, Zhang Meipo started the introduction.

"Zhuzi, let me introduce you. This young lady's surname is Tian, called Tian Wenjiao. Her parents died early, and she is the only one in the family. She lives in Beixinqiao and works in a textile factory."

"Girl, this is He Yuzhu, Canteen Deputy Director of the Rolling Mill..." Zhang Meipo started to introduce him.

Clearly, Zhang Meipo knew He Yuzhu's situation very well. No way, who let He Yuzhu be famous for being picky about finding a wife, and it became a difficult problem in the entire Jiaodaokou.

The matchmaker's mouth, the ghost that lies.

Zhang Meipo was too good at talking. Her language art component was very high, a full three or four stories high. If He Yuzhu didn't know how much he weighed, He Yuzhu wouldn't believe that the person the matchmaker was talking about was himself.

"It's almost noon, Aunt Zhang and Miss Tian, you should eat a meal at my house. You came too fast and I didn't prepare. How about this, I'll go to the Beijing Eight Treasures shop to buy some braised meat, and you guys make do with it. Next time you come, tell me in advance, so I can prepare in advance and let you taste my craftsmanship."

"Yushui, I'll use your bicycle." After He Yuzhu finished speaking, regardless of Zhang Meipo and Tian Wenjiao's reaction, he rode He Yushui's bicycle and set off.

Zhang Meipo immediately started to praise He Yuzhu to Tian Wenjiao about the bicycle problem.

He Yuzhu was giving Xu Damao and Qin Huairu and others a chance. He Yuzhu just wanted to see which demons and monsters would jump out to sabotage his blind date.

Xu Damao and Qin Huairu would definitely sabotage it. As for who else was left, He Yuzhu couldn't guarantee.

After He Yuzhu left the Siheyuan, the beasts in the Siheyuan discussed it at home.

Xu Damao made up his mind to ruin He Yuzhu's blind date. However, Xu Damao didn't dare to break into He Yuzhu's house and slander He Yuzhu. This was clearly looking for a beating.

Xu Damao hid near the toilet outside the Siheyuan and waited. As long as the young lady came out to go to the toilet, Xu Damao would take action to ruin it;

Even if the young lady didn't go to the toilet, it didn't matter. The view near the toilet was wide, and the young lady had to go home. As long as the young lady left the Siheyuan, Xu Damao would follow and slander He Yuzhu.

Qin Huairu was lying on the window with a blue face, hiding behind the curtain and staring at He Yuzhu's house.

Qin Huairu really didn't expect He Yuzhu to play this hand, asking Zhang Meipo to find him a blind date. If he wanted to find one, he could, but he had to find such a beautiful one.

Qin Huairu knew exactly what kind of woman He Yuzhu liked. Qin Huairu understood that as long as the young lady nodded, this matter would be done. However, if this matter was done, it would have nothing to do with her Qin Huairu's family.

Qin Huairu understood that He Yuzhu was already a bit disgusted with her. If He Yuzhu really got married, it would be even more impossible for him to help her family. Qin Huairu was still counting on He Yuzhu to raise her children.

"No, I must ruin this matter." Qin Huairu gritted her teeth and said in her heart.

Qin Huairu knew that Xu Damao would sabotage it, but Qin Huairu was still a bit worried, worried that Xu Damao wouldn't ruin it, so Qin Huairu prepared to go out in person.

In the front courtyard, the Yan family gathered together.

"Dad, Shazhu pitted you so miserably, we must take revenge. Today Shazhu is having a blind date, we must ruin this matter. After it's done, you go find Zhang Meipo again and see if you can introduce that young lady to me," Yan Jiecheng said with a flattering smile.

Yan Jiecheng naturally took a fancy to Tian Wenjiao. However, Yan Jiecheng didn't dare to come out to sabotage, so he wanted to provoke Yan Bugui to come out.

"You pitted me!" Yan Bugui said coldly to Yan Jiecheng.

"That's not because Shazhu instigated it behind his back. If it weren't for Shazhu instigating it behind his back, how could I have been dizzy and done such a thing," Yan Jiecheng argued.

Yan Bugui snorted coldly and didn't bother with Yan Jiecheng at all.

"Dad, if my thing with this young lady is done, I will give ten yuan to the family every month in the future." Seeing Yan Bugui unmoved, Yan Jiecheng gritted his teeth and continued.

"This is what you said." Yan Bugui got energetic when he heard about money.

Yan Jiecheng was now doing odd jobs and earned at least ten yuan a month. No matter how you calculate this deal, it wasn't a loss.

"I said it, but this matter must be done. If it's not done, then there's no play," Yan Jiecheng said.

"Then it's done, remember what you said," Yan Bugui said, looking composed.

"Dad, what are you going to do?" Yan Jiecheng asked impatiently.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 139 =====

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