Chapter 63

The Yan family were people who worked for money. If Jia Zhangshi wanted to get Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiekuang to move aside just by being unreasonable and throwing a tantrum, there was no chance.

Unless, she added more money!

But Jia Zhangshi was like a mythical beast that only takes in and never gives out. If you wanted Jia Zhangshi to give money, it would be better to count on Yi Zhonghai having children; the two sides were stuck in a stalemate here.

"Children, keep singing and keep dancing," He Yuzhu roared, not fearing that things wouldn't be big enough.

"Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh..."

"Jia Zhangshi, is a stepmother, starved Jia Dongxu to death..." The children began to sing.

At the beginning, Daniu, Erhu, and a few other children didn't want to sing. In their view, singing such a song to Jia Zhangshi just after Jia Dongxu died was suspicious of bullying.

It must be said that some children are children, with better upbringing and more kindness, but some children are just beasts.

However, if you don't sing, there are plenty of people who will. If you don't sing, you don't get candy. In the end, under the temptation of candy, Daniu and Erhu also began to sing.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Shazhu, you big fool, I'll beat you to death!" Jia Zhangshi roared viciously and rushed toward Shazhu.

Jia Zhangshi being so arrogant was not only related to Yi Zhonghai's long-term favoritism but also to Shazhu's consistent weakness. The old Shazhu used to fawn over Qin Huairu, so his tolerance for Jia Zhangshi was particularly high.

This gave Jia Zhangshi a misconception, making her think that she could manipulate Shazhu at will. Now, with Shazhu dealing with Jia Zhangshi again and again and again, Jia Zhangshi not only had no fear in her heart but instead had endless anger.

Just like someone you have always looked down upon and despised baring their teeth and provoking you in various ways, the first reaction of an ordinary person is not fear, but anger.

Dealing with Jia Zhangshi didn't require He Yuzhu to make a move; Hu Shen, Huang Shen, and the other five immediately met her head-on.

This time, they were no longer just using their mouths, but their hands. Although these aunts' fighting style wasn't as terrifying as men's, their strikes were extremely vicious. Often, there were no major visible wounds on the surface, but they could make Jia Zhangshi feel pain deep in her heart.

"Hahahaha!" Seeing Jia Zhangshi's miserable state, He Yuzhu couldn't help but laugh out loud, and at the same time, he triumphantly made faces at Jia Zhangshi, mocking her incessantly.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Shazhu, you dead-end..." Jia Zhangshi cursed angrily.

Before she could finish cursing, Huang Shen slapped her hard, slapping the second half of Jia Zhangshi's sentence back into her mouth.

"Well hit, Huang Shen, I'll add an extra egg later," He Yuzhu immediately rewarded her and shouted loudly.

At He Yuzhu's shout, the other four aunts' eyes turned red, as if they had gone berserk, and they began to beat Jia Zhangshi violently. If the five aunts had previously had some reservations and dared not strike too hard, now, encouraged by the eggs, they began to strike hard.

"Liu Shen, well beaten, I'll add two more jin of cornmeal..." He Yuzhu jumped and shouted loudly.

He Yuzhu was happy from the bottom of his heart. He felt his thoughts were extremely clear, and he even felt that the air was sweet.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Jia Zhangshi was thoroughly insane. Jia Zhangshi screamed wildly, wanting to rush toward He Yuzhu, but she couldn't break free from the five aunts' encirclement at all.

"Ah!" Jia Zhangshi screamed wildly and collapsed on the ground, fainting.

The crowd subconsciously moved away, fearing being framed by Jia Zhangshi, and the five aunts also stopped their hands.

"Everyone don't be afraid, Jia Zhangshi is faking it. Daniu, Erhu, you guys go and pee on Jia Zhangshi's face to wake her up, I'll add two more candies for each of you," He Yuzhu said loudly.

"Uncle Zhuzi, we'll go!" A child named Wukui didn't wait for Daniu and Erhu to respond and answered first.

If you don't go, there are plenty of people who will!

Wukui didn't wait for He Yuzhu's response and rushed up, preparing to pee on Jia Zhangshi to wake her up.

Jia Zhangshi was indeed faking a faint. Jia Zhangshi had thought she could get away with it by faking a faint, but she didn't expect He Yuzhu not to give her that chance at all. Although Jia Zhangshi had closed her eyes, she heard the sound of children running. No matter how shameless Jia Zhangshi was, she couldn't let children pee on her face.

Hearing the children running close, Jia Zhangshi immediately rolled over, broke free from the five aunts' encirclement, climbed up, and ran quickly toward her home.

Seeing that Jia Zhangshi was indeed faking a faint, the crowd was stunned for a moment, and then they were amused to laughter by Jia Zhangshi's disheveled escape.

Jia Zhangshi used the faking-a-faint tactic to numb the five aunts and escape their encirclement. The tactic was successful, but it ignited the five aunts' rage.

The five aunts cursed Jia Zhangshi one after another.

Jia Zhangshi hid in her home and didn't show her face, letting them curse outside as they pleased, pretending not to hear, which had a bit of the meaning of "Let them be strong, the clear breeze blows over the mountain."

"Lao Jia, Dongxu, hurry up and come up to see Jia Zhangshi, she looks like a dog, hahahahaha!" He Yuzhu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Others might have such taboos, but He Yuzhu wasn't afraid. If Lao Jia and Jia Dongxu really returned from the dead, He Yuzhu wouldn't consider it a success unless he beat the shit out of them.

"Dongxu, you idiot, you were starved to death by your stepmother Jia Zhangshi while you were alive, and you didn't dare to let out a fart. After death, you're even more of a coward. You can continue to be a coward down there. Don't worry, there will definitely be men sleeping with your wife and beating your children in the future, hahahahaha!" He Yuzhu roared unscrupulously.

He Yuzhu had thought he could provoke Jia Zhangshi, but he didn't expect Jia Zhangshi just wouldn't come out. He Yuzhu was helpless and had to let the five aunts continue cursing, and they cursed for more than half an hour before stopping.

"Five aunts, drink some water and take a rest, and by the way, take the eggs and cornmeal back," He Yuzhu said, taking out the cornmeal and eggs he had prepared in advance.

The five aunts immediately rushed into He Yuzhu's home and took away their share of cornmeal and eggs.

"Zhuzi, call us anytime there's something like this in the future. You don't have to make a special trip; just find any child to pass a message, and we guarantee we'll be there immediately," Hu Shen said excitedly.

In the past, cursing people resulted in nothing and wasted water, but now it's great—not only is there cornmeal, but there are also eggs.

"Zhuzi, I feel like I didn't perform well this time, I'll definitely perform well next time," Liu Shen said.

"Zhuzi, Aunt didn't perform well either, I'll definitely perform well next time," Bai Shen also said.

They were afraid they wouldn't have a chance next time, so they desperately promoted themselves.

"No need to wait for next time, you guys do this..." He Yuzhu whispered a few words.

Hu Shen and the others nodded, immediately left the door with their things, and even shouted loudly, as if afraid that people wouldn't know they were leaving. The other four aunts also cooperated with each other and left the Zhongyuan.

Jia Zhangshi had been listening to the movement, and as soon as she saw these five people leave, she couldn't wait to rush out of her home and arrive in the middle of the courtyard.

"Shazhu, you big fool, dead-end! Get out here for me! You dare to anger me and have people beat me? If you don't compensate me ten yuan, this matter isn't over. No, fifty, compensate me fifty yuan! If you don't pay, I'll curse you to death!" Jia Zhangshi roared loudly, acting all high and mighty.

He Yuzhu opened his door unhurriedly, and with a grinning face, said: "Jia Zhangshi, you've finally come out."

Jia Zhangshi was stunned, only to see He Yuzhu suddenly shout loudly: "Five aunts, help, Jia Zhangshi is blackmailing me!"

As soon as He Yuzhu's voice fell, the five aunts, including Hu Shen, ran quickly from the front courtyard to the Zhongyuan. Hu Shen and Huang Shen ran quickly to the Jia family's door to prevent Jia Zhangshi from running back home.

Bai Shen, Liu Shen, and Aunt Hui surrounded Jia Zhangshi and beat and cursed her.

"You old hag, you actually dare to blackmail my nephew Zhuzi, I'll beat you to death, you old hag." Bai Shen cursed while reaching out to pinch a small piece of flesh on Jia Zhangshi's thigh and twisting it hard.

(End of chapter)