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Chapter 183

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This is just like two highly educated foreigners raising a rebellious son who says, "I want the foreigners to die."

If Yan Bugui could have lived to the era of short videos, perhaps they would have had some common topics.

The next morning, the three brothers of the Yan family and the Liu family met in the small alley.

"How is Jiefang? Teacher Yan's hand was quite heavy yesterday."

"What do you mean heavy, Second Brother? Don't you see that Brother Jiefang is still jumping around now?"

"Damn, how was it not heavy? I applied medicine yesterday; it was what Zhang Shu gave my big brother."

"That's no wonder. Don't even mention it, the medicine Zhang Shu gives is truly effective."

"What? You guys have used it too?"

"Yeah, before, when we were beaten by our dad and ran out of the house, we met Zhang Shu, and he gave it to us. Don't even mention it, the effect was quite good."

"Yeah, mine too. My butt was hurting quite a bit, but after applying the medicine, I woke up the next day and it was fine. Let's go, let's go skating."

"Let's go, let's go, let's go." The three of them walked away with their arms around each other's shoulders.

In the blink of an eye, it was the twenty-sixth day of the twelfth lunar month. Zhang Ping'an began his social obligations again, sending a Wild Boar to each of the two Sub-bureaus.

He sent some tea, Tiger Penis Wine, and Honey to Li Huaide's home. Just as he was about to leave, he was pulled into the study by Li Huaide.

"Ahem, Ping'an, your sister-in-law has been, well, having quite a lot of energy lately. Do you have anything to strengthen, well, strengthen my energy?" Li Huaide said, feeling a bit awkward.

"Well, Li Ge, I was just about to tell you. Your wife drinking Honey long-term might increase the secretion of certain estrogen, so it's normal for her to be full of energy."

"The medicinal wine I brought this time is Tiger Penis Wine; it's very potent, so you must be careful." This was the first time Zhang Ping'an had given someone Tiger Penis Wine, and of course, it was diluted.

"Hahaha, good brother."

"Li Ge, I don't have much of this wine, so please don't tell anyone else."

"Done, rest assured."

The two walked out of the study, and Xu Lijuan packed up two large parcels for him: cigarettes, alcohol, canned goods, malted milk extract, and pastries.

"Ping'an, your Li Ge and I can't finish all these. You have many people in your family, take them all back and eat them slowly."

"Done, sister-in-law, then I won't stand on ceremony with you."

"Hey, that's right."

That same night, Li Huaide experimented with the effects of the Tiger Penis Wine. The two fought until they were inseparable, and in the end, Li Huaide achieved victory in this battle with a slight advantage.

"Whew~"

In his post-coital state, Li Huaide took a satisfying puff of his cigarette, and Xu Lijuan beside him was as docile as a kitten.

"Huaide, shall we have another child?"

Li Huaide was startled upon hearing this. The couple only had one daughter so far. Previously, because Xu Lijuan's health was poor and they feared her condition would worsen, and because Li Huaide had no interest in her at the time, they hadn't had another.

Now, after Xu Lijuan's body was checked at the Hospital, it had been confirmed that it was completely stable and would not recur, so she finally proposed having a child.

"Okay." Li Huaide stubbed out his cigarette and threw himself into the great cause of procreation.

The next day, Li Huaide woke up early without the slightest discomfort. In the past, after doing it too much, he would always be a bit sleepy with a sore waist and weak knees, but today he was truly full of spirit.

This medicinal effect already exceeded ordinary Tiger Penis Wine; his little brother Ping'an could always bring him surprises.

Li Huaide was also planning to go to his father-in-law's house today, and he brought along Zhang Ping'an's well-wishes as well.

"Little Sister, your complexion today is unusually rosy and lustrous."

"Sister-in-law, Li and I are planning to have a child."

"Hmm, it's time to have one."

Zhong Yan also understood that these two hadn't had it easy over the years, and giving birth to a boy for the Li family was also Xu Lijuan's wish.

"Yo, Huaide, your spirit is quite good."

"It's alright. Big Brother, let me tell you, um..." Li Huaide suddenly remembered that Zhang Ping'an had told him not to show off everywhere, so he abruptly stopped himself.

"Tell me what?"

"Ah! That tea from Ping'an, he asked me to convey his regards."

Xu Baisheng heard that this wasn't the matter. He and Li Huaide used to be superior and subordinate; as soon as Li Huaide stuck his butt out, he knew what he was going to shit.

"Hehe, Huaide, did Ping'an give you some other good stuff?"

"No." Li Huaide looked innocent, secretly thinking that his big mouth always had the bad habit of wanting to show off.

"Hehe, if you don't tell me, I'll know sooner or later."

Li Huaide now refused to admit it even if he were beaten to death, insisting that there was nothing.

"Wife, what were Little Sister and you talking about just now?"

"Little Sister and Huaide are planning to have a child."

"Oh?"

Xu Baisheng understood. Although Li Huaide was nearly ten years younger than him, he was still in his thirties, and his physical fitness was average. Since they decided to have a child, they must have played poker last night, but Li Huaide's spirit today was exceptionally good, which did not conform to the law of conservation of energy.

Then it could only mean that he had taken something that offset his consumption from last night and provided replenishment; only then could Li Huaide be in his current state.

After Xu Baisheng finished his brainstorming, he brought his own father along and pulled Li Huaide into the study.

"Brother-in-law, good brother-in-law."

"..."

"Big Brother, you, this..." Li Huaide was startled by Xu Baisheng's sycophantic appearance.

"Oldest, if you have something to say, just say it. What does this look like?"

"Ahem, Yan Yan and I have always wanted a daughter, but at my age, I'm busy as hell every day, and I have no energy for that at night. Huaide, do you know what I mean?"

"..." He was worthy of being a former General Manager; he had analyzed the gist from his and Xu Lijuan's words.

"Hmm~ You didn't drink the Tiger Bone Wine?" Xu Qianshan asked.

"I drank it, but I didn't feel much."

Tiger Bone Wine is more for strengthening tendons and bones; for middle-aged and elderly people like them, its effect on virility is truly not great, as it serves more of a nourishing purpose, but it is different for young people, as even a slight stimulation can set their entire body's Qi and blood in motion.

"Huaide, do you have some good stuff?"

"Uh, Ping'an gave me a bottle of Tiger Penis Wine." Since his father-in-law had asked, Li Huaide found it difficult to keep hiding it.

Xu Baisheng's eyes lit up; Tiger Penis is good stuff, especially when soaked in wine with medicinal herbs, the effect is top-notch.

"Big Brother, Ping'an doesn't have much on hand either; he told me yesterday not to go around talking about it."

"Huaide, you just ask Ping'an first and see; no need to force it."

"Alright."

Before leaving after lunch, Xu Baisheng kept urging Li Huaide repeatedly; he is the only male descendant of the Xu Family, and now that he has two sons, he is set on having a daughter, and Xu Qianshan naturally would not oppose the Xu Family being able to expand its branches and leaves.

Li Huaide was also a bit distressed; he had just made a promise yesterday, and today he had already sold out Zhang Ping'an.

"Li, just ask Ping'an; if he doesn't have any, there's nothing we can do."

"Fine, that's all we can do."

On the twenty-eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, Zhang Ping'an had just entered the office when he was invited away by Secretary Liu; there was no need to guess, it was definitely Li Huaide failing to keep his mouth shut again. Zhang Ping'an knew Li Huaide would let it slip sooner or later, he just didn't expect it to be so fast.

He had given Li Huaide the Tiger Penis Wine to use Li Huaide's hand to win over more people, accumulate some connections, and incidentally earn a little bit of money; the reason he said he didn't have much on hand was precisely to ensure its scarcity.

"Ahem, Ping'an, about that, my brother-in-law, he..." Li Huaide explained the matter briefly.

"Here you go, that will be two hundred," Zhang Ping'an took a bottle of wine directly from his satchel and handed it to Li Huaide.

"..."

"Here."

"This brat." It wasn't until Zhang Ping'an left the office that Li Huaide finally came back to his senses.

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