Chapter 148

"It's early in the morning, why is Yi Yi Zhonghai shouting for help again? First Aunt just left not long ago, what's going on!"

Looking at the old lady's excited appearance, the crowd didn't think she was lying!

After all, they hadn't heard of the old lady liking anyone for so many years!

Yi Yi Zhonghai hadn't tried to introduce a partner to the old lady before, but for so many years, the old lady didn't seem interested in this aspect.

She only thought about letting Sha Zhu support her in her old age, so the fact that the old lady expressed such strong liking for Yi Yi Zhonghai made everyone suspicious!

"I... how could I? You're all confused, how could I, Yi Yi Zhonghai, be with this old lady?"

"How could I tell her I love her? I'm so old, I can't afford to lose face!"

"How did I know she was acting crazy? She got up early this morning and told me she wanted to drink douzhi, eat meat buns, and fried dough sticks. I ran a long way to buy them back!"

"Then she started acting crazy, holding my photo and kissing it secretly, and then insisted on feeding me the douzhi she drank!"

"I resisted, and accidentally dropped the bowl of douzhi on the ground. She deliberately hurt her hand, and when I cleaned up the shards, she hugged me!"

"She grabbed me and kissed me wildly, her strength was terrifying, I really couldn't break free, I didn't do anything!"

"Until now, I haven't even gone to the rolling mill, and my wife has gone back to the countryside. What have I done? What sin have I committed!"

At this moment, Yi Yi Zhonghai cried in front of everyone, his tears and snot flowing uncontrollably!

He was too aggrieved; he had lost 500 yuan, his wife had run away, and now he was being slandered by this dead old woman!

Yi Yi Zhonghai was crying as hard as a young widow who had lost her innocence!

The crowd was stunned; looking at Yi Yi Zhonghai's performance, it seemed like it was indeed the old lady's fault!

After all, no matter how bad Yi Yi Zhonghai was, he wouldn't really scheme against this old lady!

Just looking at the black spots on the old lady's face and the wrinkles that could pinch a fly, any normal man wouldn't have any thoughts!

Yi Yi Zhonghai was crying more and more miserably!

If he could have a chance to do it over, he would have kicked the old lady out of his house last night. Why did he look for this trouble!

"Alright, alright, Yi Yi Zhonghai, stop crying, you're so old, why are you crying like this!"

"That's right, stop crying, no matter what, you were the First Uncle of our courtyard, what does this look like!"

"If there's any misunderstanding, explain it clearly to the old lady. Maybe the Deaf Old Lady's brain is a bit confused after what happened last night."

"That's right, maybe you really said something that made the old lady misunderstand, explain it, it'll be fine!"

The crowd in the courtyard felt a bit sorry for Yi Yi Zhonghai; after all, he was crying too miserably!

"What explanation? No one in my life has been as good to me as Yi Yi Zhonghai. He even chased First Aunt back to the countryside for me. He likes me, he loves me!"

"Didn't you see him hugging me tightly just now? If not, how could you have made him cry!"

"I, this old lady, swear that I will spend my life with Yi Yi Zhonghai. I want to get a marriage certificate with Ah Hai, and I want to be buried in the same place as him!"

"Unless I die, I will never leave Ah Hai!"

Just as Yi Yi Zhonghai wanted to speak, the old lady got angry and pointed at the crowd, shouting.

She actually said Yi Yi Zhonghai was single-minded toward her, and even swore that she would be with Yi Yi Zhonghai even if she died!

This sincere look clearly didn't look like she was lying!

Hearing this, Yi Yi Zhonghai felt fear from the bottom of his heart!

But now he couldn't make the decision. If he really did that, Chen Tian would definitely fire him!

Even if he was disgusted by the old lady, he could only take a step back and let the old lady continue to live in his house!

"Ah Hai! How can you talk to me like that? I know you like me, right? Otherwise, why would you be so good to me!"

"You even spent 500 yuan for me? You didn't even stop your wife from going back to the countryside. No man in this life has ever been this good to me!"

"If this isn't liking me, if this isn't love, what is it?"

The old lady was as thick-skinned as a city wall, and now she acted shyly.

The crowd was disgusted by the old lady, and they deeply understood why Yi Yi Zhonghai had lost control and cried.

Anyone would have a breakdown if this happened to them!

"Are you stupid or deaf? I told you, paying 500 yuan was to save your life. If you died, wouldn't I have to go to prison with you!"

"As for my wife leaving, I didn't kick you out because of Chen Tian. If I wasn't afraid of Chen Tian firing me, I would have kicked you out long ago!"

"Have you lived for so many years in vain? Why is your face as thick as a city wall?"

"You deserve to be a dead old woman, you deserve to have no descendants. I'm telling you, no one will support you in your old age, wait to die alone in your house and rot!"

Yi Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold it anymore, and in extreme anger, he said everything that was on his mind.

Now, the crowd understood Yi Yi Zhonghai's true face, but they weren't surprised!

They already knew about Yi Yi Zhonghai's hypocritical appearance!

Hearing these words, the old lady's expression finally changed. She didn't expect that the first time she fell in love with a man in so many years, she would be hurt so badly!

Now, influenced by the Desire Talisman, the lust in the old lady's body had been amplified to the extreme, becoming something even more terrifying than a 'love brain'.

A love-brain cripple!

Now, she only had Yi Yi Zhonghai in her eyes, and no matter what Yi Yi Zhonghai did, she wouldn't give up her liking for him!

"Ah Hai, I know you're saying this on purpose, you don't really think that. You know our identities are special, if you really are with me, it will definitely affect your reputation!"

"Don't worry, I don't care. When you're willing to accept it, we'll go get a marriage certificate!"

"Before that, I will definitely stay by your side and take care of you, don't worry!"

For a moment, the love-brain cripple old lady was completely moved by herself, thinking Yi Yi Zhonghai was thinking for her, which was why he wouldn't be with her.

This made everyone freeze; the old lady could really talk to herself!

Yi Yi Zhonghai's intense explanation almost made him pull out a knife, yet the old lady still thought Yi Yi Zhonghai was forced to say that!

This level of shamelessness exceeded Jia Jia Zhangshi!

Yi Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale with rage. If he had a knife in his hand now, he might really be unable to resist hacking at the Deaf Old Lady!

The old lady actually said she wanted to live in his house for a lifetime!

Wasn't this equivalent to announcing a death sentence for Yi Yi Zhonghai?

The crowd started to mourn for Yi Yi Zhonghai; he was truly too unlucky!

"You dead old woman! Go pee and look at yourself, I want to vomit when I see your face, do you really think I like you!"

"I'm telling you, you're not my godmother, you're not worth a fart. Your house is in Chen Tian's hands!"

"If it weren't for Chen Tian, I would have kicked you out long ago! You like staying in my house so much? Can't you understand human language? Fine, I'll go to the mental hospital and bring Sha Zhu back!"

"Chen Tian said, as long as I bring Sha Zhu back, it has nothing to do with me. If you want to cause trouble, go find Sha Zhu, I can't serve you anymore!"

"I don't want to be this bullshit First Uncle anymore, whoever wants to be it can be it!"

Yi Yi Zhonghai was completely broken; he didn't want to be any bullshit First Uncle anymore!

If being First Uncle meant being pestered by this old lady for a lifetime, he would rather not be First Uncle for a lifetime!

Yi Yi Zhonghai planned to go to the mental hospital to bring Sha Zhu back quickly.

By then, as long as Sha Zhu came back, he would have nothing to do with this old lady!

After all, Sha Zhu's pension agreement was written in black and white, and it wouldn't fall on him anyway!

Yi Yi Zhonghai regretted it; he spent 500 yuan and didn't get anything, and he had to make such a fool of himself!

Without even thinking, Yi Yi Zhonghai knew that gossip in the courtyard would fly everywhere!

"I... I'm not going anywhere, I'm following you, Ah Hai, I'm following you for the rest of my life, I don't want to follow Sha Zhu!"

"He's a mental patient, don't bring him back, I only intend to be with you for the rest of my life!"

The old lady panicked; hearing Yi Yi Zhonghai wanted to kick her out, she was unwilling!

Afterward, Yi Yi Zhonghai didn't want to suffer this anger at home anymore and planned not to go to the rolling mill, but directly to the mental hospital to bring Sha Zhu back!

This time, no matter what price he had to pay, he had to push this mental patient old lady out, otherwise, he wouldn't live for many more days!

The old lady's strength was like a cow's. If one night when everyone in the courtyard was asleep, this old lady secretly hugged him!

By then, if Yi Yi Zhonghai was really strangled to death by the old lady, he would be too embarrassed to say it even in the afterlife!

"Ah Hai, Ah Hai! Don't go, don't go, I don't want to leave you!"

Seeing Yi Yi Zhonghai really leave the house to go to the mental hospital, the old lady hurriedly leaned on her cane and wanted to follow.

"Old Lady, Old Lady, don't go up, Yi Yi Zhonghai treats you like this, why are you still staying in his house!"

"That's right, Sha Zhu wrote you a pension agreement, when Sha Zhu comes out, he can take care of you, after all, he still has Jia Jia Zhangshi's family!"