Chapter 192: The Old Lady
"Alright, alright, alright, Engineer Chen, don't you worry. Having you step in to resolve this is enough; I will handle the Old Lady's matter myself!"
Xu Xu Damao let out a long sigh of relief. As long as Chen Tian was willing to help him resolve this, he still had a way out.
Otherwise, if the matter blew up, he wouldn't even be able to keep his house!
He already had the rat poison in his hand; in a while, he would cook a delicious pot of poison for the Old Lady. He had already calculated how many days the Old Lady could hold on!
Afterward, Chen Tian simply returned to his own home, no longer paying any mind to Xu Xu Damao.
However, he also wanted to see what kind of chaos these two, now afflicted by the Desire Talisman and acting like the most beastly animals in the courtyard, would cause living together.
Meanwhile.
At home, the Old Lady was growing impatient. She had intended to wash her feet and then lie comfortably on the bed, waiting for Xu Xu Damao to prepare a meal and bring it to her.
Xu Xu Damao had gone out to fetch foot-washing water and hadn't returned yet; the Old Lady was starving!
"Xu Xu Damao, you bastard! I told you to go fetch water, why are you only coming back now? Don't you know I'm starving to death?"
"Hurry up and get to cooking! Do you hear me? If I go hungry, watch out, I'll kick you out to sleep on the street!"
Seeing Xu Xu Damao return, the Old Lady's attitude was incredibly arrogant!
She was one slap away from striking Xu Xu Damao across the face!
Although Xu Xu Damao was furious inside, he forced a smile, while secretly planning to add even more rat poison when he cooked later!
"Fine, just you wait. Today I bought chicken and pork; I'll cook it all for you in a bit!"
"Don't you worry, I won't eat any of it; it's all yours. Eat as much as you want!"
As Xu Xu Damao spoke, he headed toward the kitchen, but his attitude was abnormally good!
Although the Old Lady felt something was off, she didn't think too much of it, assuming Xu Xu Damao had finally come to his senses!
In the kitchen, halfway through cooking, Xu Xu Damao took a packet of pale yellow powder from his pocket—clearly, it was ground-up rat poison.
"Eat, eat, eat! Eat until you die, you old bastard! Tonight is the best time; letting you breathe for even one more second is doing you a favor, you old bastard!"
Xu Xu Damao was worked up now; he deliberately made the sound of the spatula loud, and in the end, he threw in nearly half a packet of rat poison!
This was a three-day dose. Xu Xu Damao had truly steeled his heart this time, intending for the Old Lady to die tonight!
When the matter blew up, Xu Xu Damao wouldn't tell the people in the courtyard anything; he would wait until the Old Lady had lain there for a day or two and breathed her last!
Xu Xu Damao would then claim that the Old Lady had accidentally eaten a steamed bun contaminated with rat poison.
By then, even if it went to the police station, without evidence, no one could say he had harmed the Old Lady!
Afterward, Xu Xu Damao brought out the two large bowls of pork and chicken with genuine joy. The Old Lady drooled at the sight!
She didn't even have the patience to sit on the bed and let Xu Xu Damao feed her; she got off the bed, went to the table, picked up her chopsticks, and started shoveling it into her mouth!
The Old Lady, under the influence of the Desire Talisman, had an insatiable craving for food and didn't notice anything wrong with the taste of the dish.
In less than a few bites, the Old Lady had already eaten nearly half a bowl of pork; her appetite was truly frightening!
Moreover, Xu Xu Damao hadn't touched his chopsticks at all, but the Old Lady didn't suspect a thing, as Xu Xu Damao wasn't qualified to eat this meat anyway!
"Eat more! Eat more! It's all yours. I'll just eat rotten vegetable leaves; this meat is specially made for you!"
Watching the Old Lady shovel the food he made into her mouth like a starving ghost, Xu Xu Damao felt incredibly happy!
The more she ate, the faster the Old Lady would die!
It would be best if she died in the middle of the night, so he would never have to endure the Old Lady's terrifying snoring again. Last night, Xu Xu Damao hadn't closed his eyes once!
The Old Lady's attention was entirely on the meat in the bowl; she didn't see the sinister expression on Xu Xu Damao's face at all.
The Old Lady was so old; logically, her appetite shouldn't be that large, but now her stomach seemed like a bottomless pit!
The two large bowls of pork and chicken were wiped clean by the Old Lady in less than 10 minutes!
But what puzzled Xu Xu Damao was that the Old Lady's complexion hadn't changed at all!
After eating, she even lay comfortably on the bed and ordered Xu Xu Damao to wash her feet!
Xu Xu Damao couldn't figure it out; could it be that he had dosed it wrong?
With such a large dose of rat poison, even the healthiest person should have had some reaction after eating so much!
Yet the Old Lady was glowing with health; she didn't look like someone who had been poisoned at all.
"Xu Xu Damao, are you deaf? I told you to come wash my feet, didn't you hear me? Hurry up and get over here!"
The Old Lady didn't think much of it, thinking Xu Xu Damao was just being reluctant.
Upon hearing this, Xu Xu Damao brought the foot-washing basin to the Old Lady.
"Wife, is there anything uncomfortable about your body right now? I don't mean anything else, it's just that you ate so much meat, it wouldn't be good if your stomach got bloated!"
Xu Xu Damao asked tentatively; he wanted nothing more than to see the Old Lady die from the poison right then and there!
It would be best if she bled from her seven orifices and lost control of her bowels—the more miserable the death, the better!
Once the old woman was dead, he could just dump her on the street; he had no intention of holding a funeral for her!
"What could be uncomfortable? The meat you made tastes alright, just a bit salty and it feels a bit sticky. How much salt did you put in?" **CHAPTER 371**
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