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Chapter 107: The Return of Xu Damao

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"Don't say, these little pickles are actually quite tasty," Shazhu muttered, squatting in the corner, eating steamed buns with pickles, once again deceiving himself and employing his method of spiritual victory.

Just as Shazhu was immersed in the aroma in the air, continuously stuffing steamed buns into his mouth, a figure slowly approached from afar.

The person carried a bundle on his back, slowly arrived in front of Shazhu, sneered at the corner of his mouth, and kicked the bowl containing the pickles to pieces on the spot.

"Damn it, who is this? Daring to kick my bowl, tired of living, are you?"

Shazhu was startled, then anger rose from his heart; he couldn't deal with Zhao Gangzi and the others, but couldn't he deal with someone else? But when he looked up, the person in front of him was none other than Xu Damao, who had disappeared for a month!

Wasn't it said that this kid went to the countryside to treat his infertility? How did he return after only a month? And those two little chickens Xu Damao had given him before were plague-ridden chickens, which had caused him a miserable fate.

He hadn't dared to forget this matter for a single day.

He had been waiting for this brat to return so he could give him a good beating to vent the hatred in his heart.

"Yo, you brat actually dare to come back? I was just about to go looking for you!"

Shazhu threw the steamed bun in his hand aside, puffed out his chest, and prepared to charge at Xu Damao, but the next moment, he was lifted up by Xu Damao with one hand, just like lifting a little chick.

Looking at Shazhu in his hand, Xu Damao couldn't help but laugh triumphantly, saying: "Shazhu, you don't still think I'm the Xu Damao from before, do you? The current me has been reborn; from now on, I am the Siheyuan War God!"

Bang!

Xu Damao punched him with a bang, making Shazhu's nose bleed profusely, and he was almost scared into peeing himself.

Shazhu was also dumbfounded.

How could there be such a big change after only a month of not seeing him?

He still remembered that this dog thing used to be someone he could bully at will, but now he was actually riding on his head and pissing, and Shazhu couldn't even resist.

"Brother, brother," Shazhu called out "brother" twice in a row, begging for mercy incessantly: "Brother Damao, I was wrong. It was my fault before. You are a big person who doesn't hold grudges against a small person; just treat me like a fart and let me go, okay?"

"Okay?!"

"Shazhu, you didn't think you would fall into my hands one day, did you? My infertility was caused by you. Fortunately, I met an expert in the countryside this time, who not only cured my infertility but also passed on a set of divine arts to me."

"From now on, I, Xu Damao, am the half-sky of the Siheyuan. As for Zhao Gangzi and Yi Zhonghai, I don't take any of them seriously!"

Xu Damao was extremely arrogant; he now had the capital to be arrogant. His Second Uncle's aunt's cousin's older cousin in the countryside really had skills and introduced him to a reclusive expert.

The current him already possessed a physique that surpassed ordinary people, and this was only in the span of a month. If he practiced for another year or so, he might even become invincible under heaven.

Xu Damao still couldn't forget that in order to treat his infertility and restore his masculine prowess, he had lived in a sow pen for a full half-month.

When Xu Damao emerged from seclusion, all the sows in the pigpen behind him had collapsed; not a single one could be found standing.

Only he knew the misery of that.

And this return to the Siheyuan was to wash away his past shame and once again become a winner who reached the pinnacle of life.

In less than two minutes, Shazhu was beaten until he was looking for his teeth all over the floor and couldn't even stand up. Seeing this scene, Xu Damao rubbed his hands in satisfaction.

He had received news along the way that Zhao Gangzi had really gotten together with that cheap woman Lou Xiaoe. This pair of dog-man and dog-woman was truly detestable. Xu Damao felt it was necessary for him to act as a warrior charging for love.

He ran back to Sijiucheng from the countryside for three days without sleep or rest.

He finally caught up on the day of their wedding.

"This time, everything that belongs to me must be taken back!"

Xu Damao gave a cold laugh, his figure appearing very tall in the sunlight. Shazhu lay in a pool of blood, looking powerlessly at this radiant man, a helpless, bitter smile appearing at the corner of his mouth.

It seemed the sky of this Siheyuan was about to change.

Xu Damao had returned as a king, about to contend for supremacy.

Siheyuan.

Everyone was still in a joyful atmosphere, pushing cups and changing goblets, enjoying the wine and conversation. In this year where people could starve to death, having such a scene was truly not easy.

Most of the tables were set in the Middle Courtyard, and only the two or three tables that couldn't fit were placed in the Front Courtyard, where young guys like Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiefang were sitting.

Moreover, the place for stir-frying and cooking was also set up in the front.

Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng also took advantage of this opportunity to sneak over from the Back Courtyard, wanting to steal some food. Even if they didn't eat it, they had to pee in their pot.

"With just these few kids, there's nothing to fear. Those two cooks have also gone to the Back Courtyard to eat. Let's act quickly," Jia Zhangshi muttered to herself, and while no one noticed her, she snuck to the side of the big pot.

"These heaven-killing things, actually scooping it so clean, not even leaving the bones for me!"

"Just this little bit of soup mixed with oil dregs, who is this enough for? A bunch of short-lived, god-damned bastards, I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Jia Zhangshi couldn't help but curse.

As for the table of Liu Guangfu and his group, it was piled full. Being at the age of growth, they ate more than the average person, and they had scooped out everything left in the pot.

It was just that there was no wine on the table, so they could only drink some well water to wash it down.

"Look, that old thing is still hovering by the pot. Brother Gangzi knew this old hag wasn't honest. It's fortunate that our hands were fast enough to scoop it all away," Liu Guangfu said, continuously stuffing food into his mouth.

The others on the side also laughed happily and kept glancing at Jia Zhangshi's side.

Watching the old thing jumping up and down in anxiety provided them with quite a bit of amusement.

"Grandma, look, there's still a piece of meat in the pot over here. Help me scoop it out, I want to eat it!"

Bang Geng suddenly exclaimed, pointing to a pot nearby.

Jia Zhangshi hurriedly looked over. There was indeed a piece of meat inside, but it looked as if it had been bitten by someone else; there were even tooth marks on it!

"Forget it, forget it, it's meat at least. A turtle is a fool who doesn't take advantage when there is one," Jia Zhangshi cursed, then reached out to grab into the pot.

But before her hand could reach in, it was suddenly clamped by another hand. The person who came was none other than the newly returned Xu Damao. Jia Zhangshi was also startled and hurriedly cursed: "What are you doing, you dog thing? Daring to meddle in my business?"

"Hmph, from now on, these things belong to me. Everything you owe me, I will take back!"

Xu Damao snorted coldly, though his appearance was still as wretched as before. With a tightening of his arm, he flipped Jia Zhangshi onto the ground, and even Bang Geng was given a kick for good measure.

As for that piece of meat in the pot, Xu Damao grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, eating it with great relish.

"Ouch, Xu Damao is going to kill someone! You guys hurry up and handle this, is there any justice left!"

Jia Zhangshi lay on the ground and wouldn't get up, starting to make a scene again, and Bang Geng, who had been kicked on the side, also began to wail loudly.

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