Chapter 69: Bang Geng Loves to Eat at Funeral Feasts

"Child, I told you to take good care of my old partner, how come I can't see her anymore? Ah!"

The seated Lao Jia suddenly lunged, instantly biting into Yi Zhonghai's buttocks; although this was a hallucination, the pain received was truly real.

"Ah!"

Yi Zhonghai was so frightened his face turned pale; he kicked the Lao Jia in front of him over, scrambled to his feet, and bolted.

Never expected that such things really existed in this world!

Yi Zhonghai swallowed his saliva frantically; he had originally just come to the toilet because of a stomachache, who could have expected to run into Brother Lao Jia, who had returned home to visit relatives.

Suddenly, Yi Zhonghai, who was running home, stopped again, unable to help but break into a cold sweat as he looked at the hunched figure in front of him.

"God, Godmother? You... why have you also returned?"

Yi Zhonghai exclaimed in sudden panic.

Right on the path connecting the Middle Courtyard and the Back Courtyard, the Deaf Old Lady was staring at Yi Zhonghai with a vicious gaze.

On her forehead was a clear bullet hole, even continuously oozing blood, looking terrifying to the extreme.

"Child, was it you who ate my ashes? Pay with your life! Let's go together..."

The Deaf Old Lady pounced directly, and Yi Zhonghai was so scared he wet himself, trembling fearfully: "Kameda Meiko, I have already done everything I could; if you want to find someone, go find Zhao Gangzi, I was also forced to eat the ashes!!!"

The Deaf Old Lady did not speak again, grabbing Yi Zhonghai's arm and starting to gnaw on it, while Lao Jia on the side also crawled over, continuing to gnaw on Yi Zhonghai's buttocks.

Even Bang Geng appeared, his eyes glowing with green light as he ate, his mouth full of fangs looking incredibly ferocious.

"Geng! When did you also pass away? Have I arrived in hell?"

Yi Zhonghai was so frightened he howled, losing control of his bowels on the spot, with three hungry ghosts continuously eating him, especially the ghost Bang Geng, who directly ate Yi Zhonghai into a eunuch.

Yi Zhonghai only felt that his life was worse than death, and this was not a nightmare; the pain was so distinct, as if countless ants were biting him.

At this moment, in Yi Zhonghai's home.

The First Aunt turned on the light bulb again; seeing that it had been half an hour and Yi Zhonghai still hadn't returned, she couldn't help but feel a bit worried.

"Sigh, this old Yi is already at such an age and still doesn't let people worry," the First Aunt hurriedly put on her clothes and took a few sheets of paper to find Yi Zhonghai.

A grown man, and he didn't even know to bring paper when going to the toilet, she had to deliver it to him personally.

The First Aunt couldn't help but complain.

But just as she walked into the Middle Courtyard, she found a group of neighbors surrounding Yi Zhonghai; at this moment, Yi Zhonghai was lying flat on the ground, not a trace of color on his face.

His whole body was trembling non-stop, and he kept shouting, "Don't eat me, don't eat me, I was wrong, Godmother, I shouldn't have eaten your ashes..."

"Bang Geng, stop biting, later First Uncle will burn more paper for you..."

"Brother Lao Jia, I beg you, tomorrow I will bring things to visit the old sister-in-law..."

Yi Zhonghai lay on the ground talking nonsense, and the people around were also whispering; as soon as they saw the First Aunt coming, they hurriedly made a path.

The First Aunt also panicked.

She knew Yi Zhonghai was sick, but not to this extent; she hurriedly went up to lift Yi Zhonghai, and at this moment Yi Zhonghai was gasping for breath, so the First Aunt cried out: "Old Yi, what has happened to you? You can't just leave me behind and go!"

"How will I live my life from now on!"

Not just the First Aunt, even Qin Huairu from the family came out, looking like she wasn't in a very good state either, sticking out a big belly, her mouth also dry.

Taking a look at the unconscious Yi Zhonghai, she couldn't help but stroke her belly well.

"If something happens to First Uncle, our Jia Family's life won't be easy either..." Qin Huairu sighed softly.

Although the current Yi Zhonghai was no longer the First Uncle and even his Level 8 Fitter treatment was gone, at least he still knew how to help their Jia Family.

If you want to talk about true filial piety, it has to be Shazhu; as soon as he heard Yi Zhonghai had an accident, he didn't even have time to put on his clothes, clutching his buttocks as he came to kowtow to Yi Zhonghai.

"Godfather, I didn't expect you to leave so soon, you were clearly fine during the day! Sob sob sob..."

Shazhu quickly entered the state, and even his younger sister He Yushui was scolded into kneeling down; no matter what, he had raised the two siblings, so kowtowing was appropriate.

If it weren't for the fact that Yi Zhonghai was currently delirious, he would have jumped up to give Shazhu a big slap; I'm still alive and well, isn't this mourning a bit too early?

Soon, the rendering of the Shazhu siblings directly stirred up the atmosphere, and the neighbors on the side also followed suit with tears; although First Uncle Yi Zhonghai wasn't a good thing, he had at least helped them before.

In the entire Siheyuan, which family dared to say they hadn't received help from Yi Zhonghai?

Even Zhao Gangzi didn't dare to say so, after all, Yi Zhonghai had even shoveled manure for his family...

"Old Yi, just go in peace! From now on, this Siheyuan will be left to me, don't worry..."

"Sigh, back then we even climbed trees together to dig for bird eggs, I didn't expect you to leave a step ahead..."

Liu Haizhong wiped his tears and began to stand in the courtyard to deliver a eulogy.

Even the intellectual Yan Bugui was organizing to write a pair of funeral couplets to commemorate Yi Zhonghai's life deeds.

"Although Yi Zhonghai is Kameda Meiko's godson, why am I still so sad, sob sob sob..."

"I remember eight years ago First Uncle even gave our family an egg, how come in the blink of an eye the person is about to be gone."

"Maybe it's because he did too many bad things and is facing retribution!"

Not long after, the entire Siheyuan fell into a sorrowful atmosphere; Bang Geng's eyes glowed with green light in the dark night, and he said happily: "Great! Finally, I can eat at the funeral feast!"

"I want to eat big pork knuckles! Died well! Died well!"

Bang Geng wished he could jump three feet high, his mouth constantly shouting about the funeral feast, and Qin Huairu on the side, upon hearing this, hurriedly covered Bang Geng's mouth with her hand.

Otherwise, if he kept talking, who knows what else might happen.

Others also heard Bang Geng's words, but they only took a shallow look; after all, everyone knew this child was mentally disabled, his intelligence too low.

"Mom, I want to eat at the funeral feast!"

Bang Geng pulled away Qin Huairu's palm and continued to mutter.

"Shh! Stop talking! Where would our family have money to give a gift for First Uncle? Although Mom also wants to eat..."

Qin Huairu also smacked her lips, thinking that it had indeed been a long time since she had eaten at a funeral feast; she had even forgotten what big pork knuckles tasted like.

"What are you all talking about! Old Yi isn't dead yet!" The First Aunt couldn't help but scold.

Now that Yi Zhonghai has fallen on hard times, no one is willing to pay him any mind; if this were in the past, how would this crowd dare to speak like this? They would have long since carried Yi Zhonghai to the Hospital.

Yi Zhonghai was still dazed at this moment, as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit, and as everyone watched him gasping for breath and feeling at a loss, Zhao Gangzi squeezed out from the crowd.

"First Aunt, please step aside for a moment and let me wake First Uncle up!"

First Aunt did not yet know what Zhao Gangzi was planning to do, but then she saw Zhao Gangzi undo his belt in public, and a group of women realized something was wrong and hurriedly turned their heads away.

Immediately following this, a trickling stream poured out, and the golden holy water soaked the corner of First Uncle's clothes, rolling down into Yi Zhonghai's mouth and into his parched throat.