Chapter 83: Yi Zhonghai Swings His Club and Beats Jia Dongxu Violently

Just as Jia Zhangshi and the others were preparing to steal chickens at home, Yi Zhonghai returned from the direction of the bridge hole, holding a large wooden club in his hand, which was smeared all over with dog blood.

Besides that, in one hand he also held half a piece of dog skin, wrapped inside which was quite a bit of roasted dog meat.

"Old Yi, what have you been doing? I looked for you all day and couldn't find you, I was worried to death," the First Aunt asked with concern as soon as she saw Yi Zhonghai return.

Yet Yi Zhonghai was full of triumph; he gave that package of dog meat to the First Aunt and said, "From now on, I don't have to be afraid of those things ever again!"

"I saved some dog meat for you, take it and heat it up to eat."

"Dog meat? Old Yi, where did you get this dog meat? How could our family afford this kind of fragrant meat?" The First Aunt didn't react for a moment; Yi Zhonghai had been out all day without saying where he went, and instead, he had brought back a package of dog meat.

Could this be a stray dog from the side of the road?

Looking again, Yi Zhonghai was still carrying a stick in his hand, and the stuff stuck to it looked very much like dog blood, and it smelled like it too, but since the First Uncle was fine, the First Aunt didn't want to ask too many questions.

"Haha, with this treasure in hand, let's see if Kameda Meiko still dares to pester me! If I run into her again, I'll definitely beat her to death with one strike!"

A gleam shone in Yi Zhonghai's eyes as he kept stroking the large club in his hand, just as if he were touching his own son.

Master Wang had said before that dog blood could ward off evil.

And now, smearing dog blood onto this kind of weapon—isn't this a bona fide divine artifact?

Lying in bed, Yi Zhonghai was too excited to sleep; now he didn't have to be afraid anymore, he was just waiting to go out for a stroll in the middle of the night to show off his prowess.

But what Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that the seven-day effective period of the Talisman on his body had already passed, and there was no need at all for so many flashy things.

Midnight.

Yi Zhonghai sat up from the bed with a jerk.

A fierce light flared in his eyes, then he got up, put on his clothes, fished out the blood-stained large club from beside the wall, and without looking back, prepared to go to the Middle Courtyard to use the toilet, even humming a little tune.

"Why is it so quiet tonight?"

"How come no one came out to bite me? Bang Geng? Kameda Meiko? Lao Jia?"

Yi Zhonghai carried the large club on his shoulder with a look of confusion; there wasn't even a moon tonight, yet it was surprisingly calm.

Just as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, a commotion suddenly occurred at a certain corner, instantly catching Yi Zhonghai's attention, and he immediately shouldered his club and went on alert.

At the corner, Jia Dongxu said in a panic: "Mom, it seems we've been discovered, what should we do? Should we still continue to steal the chicken?"

"Pah! Look at that cowardly look of yours, what are you panicking about? Don't you want to eat meat anymore?"

Jia Zhangshi cursed in a low voice, then glared with her greenish eyes at Yi Zhonghai, who was pacing back and forth in the courtyard, and whispered: "What does this old thing mean? Could it be that in the half-year I wasn't here, there's been a night watchman in the courtyard?"

Jia Zhangshi and the others had come out a step earlier than Yi Zhonghai and had been lying in ambush here for nearly half an hour; they were about to take action, but they hadn't expected the sudden variable of Yi Zhonghai.

Moreover, having heard Jia Dongxu say that this old scoundrel Yi Zhonghai was no longer the First Uncle and had become a stinking dung-scooper, she reckoned he had some mental problems too, otherwise he wouldn't be wandering around all night with a club.

"Grandma, I want to eat meat," Bang Geng blinked his eerie green eyes, wishing he could rush out right now.

"Good grandson, let's not be in a hurry, let's wait for that old black dog to leave, then we'll go."

"………"

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Yi Zhonghai waited in the courtyard for a while, and seeing no reaction, he also found it strange in his heart; could it be that these dirty things also have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid harm?

Do they know I'm holding a weapon of mass destruction, so they don't dare to show their heads?

"Sigh, it seems there's no one here. Ouch, why is my stomach starting to hurt?"

"I must go to the toilet!"

Yi Zhonghai pretended to have an attack in the courtyard, clutched his stomach, and ran toward the toilet; after entering the toilet, he peered outside through the crack in the door.

As long as that kind of thing dared to show its head, it would definitely suffer his righteous sanction!

Jia Zhangshi and the others, who were waiting at the corner, became active as soon as they saw Yi Zhonghai finally leave, especially little Bang Geng, who rushed out in a single bound.

And at the entrance of Shazhu's house, the two little hens under the basket were also resting; beside the hens, there were two warm eggs.

"Grandma, look, these two chickens laid eggs," Bang Geng said, drooling.

"Don't talk, let's steal the chickens and go, so we don't get discovered by that brat Shazhu, it'll be troublesome then!"

Jia Zhangshi said in a low voice, already preparing to stretch her demonic claws toward the two little hens.

"Mom, you guys hurry up, I'll go keep watch first."

Jia Dongxu was also excited at this moment; counting it up, he hadn't eaten meat for several months, and today he could finally have a feast.

He didn't know if that brat Shazhu was sleeping soundly; if he suddenly woke up, their Jia Family would be delivering their heads as a group. Although he knew Shazhu wouldn't make a big deal out of it, he still felt a bit uneasy.

And the Siheyuan's public toilet was in the Middle Courtyard, not far from Shazhu's main room; Shazhu could see it from his window at home.

"Let me see, hehehe," Jia Dongxu also possessed the bloodline of the Thief Saint Sect, his eyes glowing green, and he had directly lured Yi Zhonghai out of the toilet.

Unexpected, truly unexpected; having Kameda Meiko and Lao Jia before was one thing, but now even the ghost Jia Dongxu had come out. Fortunately, he had obtained a divine artifact now, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fight these evil ghosts!

Yi Zhonghai felt a sense of relief in his heart.

Carrying the large club in his hand, he approached Jia Dongxu, who was beside the window, step by step. Jia Dongxu suddenly felt a chill down his spine and, a bit scared, slowly turned his head, only to see Yi Zhonghai with a fierce light in his eyes.

"Fi... First Uncle, why are you here? I didn't do anything," Jia Dongxu was suddenly frightened, and even his voice was a bit hoarse.

And this only confirmed Yi Zhonghai's thoughts.

It seems these evil ghosts not only want to harm him, but they won't even let go of his godson Shazhu and the others; it's simply too abominable!

"I've finally caught you, obediently accept your death!"

Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth fiercely, swung the club smeared with dog blood, and smashed it violently toward Jia Dongxu.

Fearing that others would discover his family's chicken-stealing, Jia Dongxu hurriedly endured the excruciating pain and forced himself not to make a sound, trembling: "First Uncle, it's me, Dongxu!"

"Bullshit! You didn't even make a sound when I hit you; you must be an evil ghost in disguise!"

A smile that saw through everything curled up at the corners of Yi Zhonghai's mouth.

As expected of a divine artifact consecrated with dog blood, these dirty things don't even dare to resist.

Afterward, Yi Zhonghai swung the club wildly again, and Jia Dongxu was soon beaten to the ground and fainted on the spot.

"Hmm? Why are there two more?"