Chapter 90: The Entire Jia Family Has Explosive Diarrhea and Heads to the Clinic
"What do you mean?"
The few of them were somewhat puzzled, then curiously crept slowly to the entrance of the Jia Family home, squinting as they looked inside, and then these few youths froze.
Since when did the Jia Family home turn into a public restroom?
Why didn't anyone notify us about this?
Liu Guangfu stared with his eyes wide and mouth agape, looking at the scene before him in total shock.
At the same time, his hands involuntarily covered his nose tightly.
At this moment, the Jia Family was performing a grand drama.
Jia Dongxu was sprawled on the table with his rear end stuck up; although his lower body had no sensation, it was still spraying out an unidentified substance, and the entire bed had been turned a deep orange-yellow.
Bang Geng was also having explosive diarrhea; he was small to begin with, but he had eaten even more than Jia Dongxu, and by now he had passed out from the act of defecating, his whole body splayed out on the floor in a 'big' shape, with feces continuously flowing from his rear.
He looked as if he were about to collapse from exhaustion.
Furthermore, his mouth was also continuously vomiting things, all of it undigested meat and bone fragments; it looked extremely disgusting, almost making the few people at the door vomit.
"Holy crap, isn't that Jia Zhangshi?"
Yan Jiefang let out a cry of surprise, and then the few of them looked together, only to see Jia Zhangshi dancing ballet inside the room, her whole body spinning continuously on the floor like an old sow dancing in a picture book.
While spinning, some chunks of black matter were continuously ejecting out, and one piece even landed right at the feet of the few of them.
"Ugh..."
"I can't take it anymore!"
Liu Guangfu completely broke down, leaning against the door frame and vomiting immediately; the others were in the same situation, and one by one they all ran away.
At the same time, they felt fortunate that they hadn't eaten the meat, otherwise their fate would have been the same as these people in the room.
Each and every one of them had a spraying tomorrow!
These few were fine, but Jia Zhangshi and the others were miserable, continuously spraying excrement in the room; Xiaodang had only drunk a few mouthfuls of chicken soup and was fine, but she was howling in tears from the stench filling the room.
It wasn't until after six in the evening, when many people returned from work at the factory, that they discovered the completely wiped-out Jia Family.
By now, Jia Zhangshi, Jia Dongxu, and Bang Geng were completely exhausted, looking sickly and covered in filth; the onlookers all suppressed their disgust.
"What happened?"
Zhao Gangzi had just returned and heard that there was big news in the Back Courtyard again, so he hurriedly parked his vehicle and ran toward the Back Courtyard without looking back.
As a result, he saw the tragic situation before him.
"Holy crap, this familiar scene; I remember I didn't leave any food at home nor did I poison anything, this definitely wasn't my doing," Zhao Gangzi almost didn't react in time, after all, he hadn't been involved in a setup like this.
But in the entire courtyard, besides himself, who else would possess such high intelligence to poison food for entrapment?
Afterwards, Zhao Gangzi saw chicken feathers inside, as well as many scattered chicken bones, and immediately understood; the only household in the entire courtyard that had chickens was Shazhu's family.
But how would Shazhu dare to do this, dare to poison the Jia Family?
"Dad, I saw it clearly, it was their family that ate meat today, and it was chicken," Liu Guangfu hurriedly came out to testify.
And Liu Haizhong also stood in the crowd, a wet towel tied to his face, looking at the Jia Family members with an expression of disgust.
Beside him, Qin Huairu was holding her large belly and crying like rain on pear blossoms; Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu were things that deserved to die, but her own son was innocent, and today he had suffered such a great disaster.
"Shazhu, was it you who deliberately poisoned their family?"
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong looked at the panicked Shazhu, and Shazhu was also startled, hurriedly defending himself: "No, this really wasn't me, how could I possibly do such a wicked thing?"
"I even specifically kept the chickens inside my house, how could they suddenly end up on their family's dining table?"
Shazhu couldn't help but curse his bad luck in his heart; how could this matter be blamed on him? Those two chickens of his family were perfectly fine, how could they make people sick from eating them?
And they were the ones who stole his family's chickens.
You tell me, isn't he being wronged?
"It was you who poisoned them, you must pay money, 200..."
Jia Zhangshi suddenly woke up at this moment, pointed at Shazhu and cursed, once again bringing up her classic line, and then a sound came from behind her, and she fainted again.
"Shazhu, this matter started because of you; I don't care about any stealing or not, anyway, it happened from eating your family's chicken, so you have to be responsible," Liu Haizhong said in an official tone.
"That won't do, Second Uncle, how can you act like this? If First Uncle were here, he definitely wouldn't..."
"Stop right there, Old Yi has already been sent to the Mental Hospital; if you keep blabbering, I'll send you to reunite with Old Yi."
Liu Haizhong rolled his eyes at Shazhu.
And Shazhu couldn't help but curse in his heart that this old thing really was taking a chicken feather for an imperial decree; at the same time, he also began to hate Xu Damao, it must have been that kid who harmed him, sending him two plague-ridden chickens.
And Shazhu, unable to swallow his anger, was just about to go to Xu Damao's house to find him, but Xu Damao's home was empty; he heard from people nearby that the kid had left carrying a bundle two days ago.
And over at Jia Zhangshi's side, they were still waiting.
Silly Pillar was truly helpless and could only find a flatbed cart to put the Jia Family on; Qin Huairu also followed along, asking: "Silly Pillar, I know this isn't your fault, it's all my mother-in-law's fault for being too greedy."
"But where are you taking them now?"
Qin Huairu asked worriedly.
And Shazhu had only returned to work at the factory for one day, spending the day cleaning out feces, and he never expected to run into this kind of thing as soon as he got back; he couldn't pull out much money, and he naturally couldn't afford the medical expenses at Hongxing Hospital.
He had no choice but to pull the flatbed cart to a remote little clinic.
The doctor at the clinic was a friend of Shazhu's father, and Shazhu had been here when he was a child; he never expected that after many years, he would have to come back again.
"Don't worry, Sister Qin, the doctor's Medical Skills are very good, and most importantly, it won't cost much money," Shazhu stood outside the door and comforted her.
"My husband and mother-in-law are fine, it's mainly my son, boo-hoo-hoo," Qin Huairu's face was full of tear stains.
But she was also calculating in her heart; she was currently sticking out a big belly, and it was hard to say which day she would give birth; it was just right to follow Shazhu and learn about this little clinic, and maybe she could get a discount later by using the connection.
No matter what, it would be much cheaper than Hongxing Hospital, and the money saved could be used for her own nutritional expenses.
"Don't worry, Silly Pillar, these three don't have any major issues, it's just this child, the poison is a bit deep and requires strong medicine!"
The bald doctor came out with a lecherous grin; he hadn't had any business for over half a month, and he never expected such a big order today.
And today there was even a beauty like Jia Zhangshi; this old thing couldn't be more excited, he had taken plenty of liberties with her in the room just now, and with her fat head and big ears, she looked like she was good for childbearing.
"Look, I told you to rest easy, it's good that nothing happened," Shazhu felt relieved at this moment too.
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