Chapter 99: Shazhu Instigates Bang Geng
"Hey, you little brat, you dare to talk like that now?" Shazhu patted Bang Geng's head and laughed.
"But you got one thing right; that guy living across from us is indeed a Huang Shiren and a Zhou Bapi, extremely sinister and vicious."
Shazhu pointed at Zhao Gangzi's house.
The Jia Family still owed forty yuan in external debt, and Zhao Gangzi held the lion's share of over ten yuan; if Jia Zhangshi couldn't pay it back, they would be kicked out.
Just as they were talking, Zhao Gangzi happened to walk out of his house and heard every word Shazhu and Bang Geng had just said. He immediately darkened his face—what did they take him for? He was a very kind person, wasn't he?
"Shazhu, do you want to die? Your whole family are Huang Shirens and Zhou Bapis!"
"Isn't it just some pig head meat? Hiding it so tightly, I wouldn't know better and would have thought it was dragon meat you just bought!"
Zhao Gangzi said with narrowed eyes.
Shazhu had already learned of Zhao Gangzi's prowess and didn't want to provoke him now, so he had to swallow his anger and stay silent, pretending he hadn't heard anything.
But Bang Geng had understood clearly.
This Uncle Shazhu had actually bought pig head meat, and he wouldn't even share such a good thing with him; he had to steal it back.
"I didn't expect you to be able to smell that; is your nose that of a dog's?"
Shazhu still couldn't hold it in and muttered quietly.
"It's just a whiff of pork, who couldn't smell that? Only you treat it like a treasure," Zhao Gangzi teased. Then, a thought crossed his mind, and he turned back home to take out several strings of sausages, hanging them by the window to air-dry.
This scene made Shazhu incredibly jealous.
Putting on airs, isn't it just having a little bit of dirty money? He even hung them outside, not afraid of someone stealing them from him.
"Bang Geng, come here, Uncle Shazhu has something to tell you," Shazhu pulled Bang Geng into his own house.
Bang Geng thought he was going to be given pig head meat to eat, and he was so happy he could have jumped three feet high, his eyes shining with light.
The last two days had been great, eating chicken and fish, though he had had a bit of diarrhea those two times.
But this time it was pork, so even if he got diarrhea, he had to eat it. "Uncle Shazhu, you are still the best to me, I want to eat pig head meat!"
"Eat what eat? Didn't you see that Huang Shiren's family hung out a string of sausages? For people like us, I'll lure him out in a moment, and you go steal them back. How about we split them?"
Inside his house, Shazhu whispered, instigating Bang Geng to steal from Zhao Gangzi's house, but Bang Geng had a precedent for this kind of thing; he had gone with Jia Zhangshi last time and almost got beaten to death.
Having to go steal again this time, he was almost scared out of his wits.
He hurriedly shook his head to refuse, indicating he didn't dare to go.
"Oh my, how did your IQ suddenly go up?"
"Don't worry, with your Uncle Shazhu here, there will absolutely be no problem this time," Shazhu continued to hoodwink Bang Geng, and this little moron Bang Geng was somewhat tempted; that many sausages would be enough for him to eat for half a month.
Besides, he didn't know what sausages tasted like, but they definitely looked better than pig head meat, and his saliva immediately started to flow.
Seeing that Bang Geng was vaguely interested, Shazhu continued to hoodwink him: "Go, Bang Geng, the sausages are calling you. This is an act of eliminating evil and bringing peace to the people!"
"Alright, I'll go steal..."
Bang Geng nodded firmly, agreeing with Shazhu's idea.
Shazhu then revealed a triumphant look. Zhao Gangzi, oh Zhao Gangzi, I must trap you this time!
Zhao Gangzi didn't know what was happening outside. Seeing the weather getting colder and colder, there happened to be a small piece of wasteland in front of his door that was usually left idle with no one managing it.
Zhao Gangzi felt it was a waste, so he directly applied to the Second Uncle and Third Uncle for it at the high price of one yuan to use as his own small vegetable patch in front of his door.
It wasn't that he couldn't afford vegetables, he just enjoyed the feeling of reclaiming wasteland.
"It's perfect that Liu Huaimin gave me some winter mallow seeds; they'll come in handy now," Zhao Gangzi swung the hoe in his hand, turned the soil of that small vegetable patch, and sowed the winter mallow seeds.
Shazhu, from across the way, walked out of his house and looked suspiciously at Zhao Gangzi planting vegetables opposite. What kind of stunt was this kid pulling again, planting vegetables in the middle of winter?
"Uncle Shazhu, hurry up, I'm scared..."
Bang Geng poked his head out from the doorway and whispered to Shazhu.
Shazhu gave a reassuring gesture, then walked forward with a fake smile and said, "Gangzi, busy? What kind of vegetables are these? They look pretty good!"
"Hmm? You can tell they're good just by looking at the seeds? You're pretty good yourself."
Zhao Gangzi didn't even lift his head, not knowing what kind of trick this thing Shazhu was thinking of again, and just continued to busy himself with his vegetable patch.
"Hehe, Gangzi, I have something to ask you. Can we step aside to talk?"
"If you have something to say, say it here. Can't you see I'm busy?"
Zhao Gangzi still didn't lift his head.
This Shazhu had never done anything good. He had finished off Shazhu's god-grandmother, and he was also inextricably linked to Yi Zhonghai's affairs; it would be strange if Shazhu had any good reason to look for him.
Moreover, the chef Nangua in the Rolling Mill Kitchen was also found by him, and Shazhu had been harboring a grudge about this.
"Oh, I really have something urgent to ask you. It's not convenient to talk here, let's go outside to talk," Shazhu deliberately pretended to be in a hurry just to lure Zhao Gangzi out.
Seeing this situation, Zhao Gangzi reluctantly lifted his head, and as soon as he did, he saw Bang Geng hiding to the side, those little eyes focused entirely on his own sausages.
Sure enough, just as he thought, this kid Shazhu really wasn't brewing anything good.
"Hehe, as good neighbors, we should help each other. If you have anything to say, just speak up," Zhao Gangzi grinned, and two Diarrhea Talismans appeared in his hand again, which he then attached to his sausages.
Since you are heartless, don't blame me for being unrighteous.
And this time it was a double dose; it would definitely make you spiral into the sky, and you wouldn't be able to come down.
"Gangzi, you really are a good person. It's not convenient to talk here, let's step aside to talk," Shazhu flattered.
"Alright, alright, alright!"
Zhao Gangzi had a mischievous smile on his face. Before leaving, he was still a bit worried; after all, he had just finished the vegetable patch, and it wouldn't be good if it were ruined by this silly kid Bang Geng.
Finally, he secretly exchanged for a good item from the Mall: a Spontaneous Invisible Poison Needle. When a malicious creature actively tries to destroy the range of the domain, it will automatically shoot a poison needle to attack the target.
As for how poisonous this thing was, Zhao Gangzi didn't know, but a trip to the Hospital was inevitable.
"Wait a moment, let me water it first," Zhao Gangzi took a watering can to sprinkle water on the vegetable patch, and at the same time installed the Invisible Poison Needle on the patch. If they didn't cause any destruction, it would be fine, otherwise, they would be courting death.
"Are you done? Let's go to the Front Courtyard to chat, my business is quite important..."
End of Chapter
