Chapter 1303: The Saint of Thieves Beats a Dog

Red Star Courtyard

Qin Huairu carried a bag of white flour, smiling and wiggling her hips, almost causing the passing Xu Damao to crash into the water basin.

"Qin Jie, these are the leftovers I brought back."

Shazhu looked at Qin Huairu and suddenly discovered that Qin Huairu seemed to have more feminine charm.

His heart heated up, and he hurriedly took a lunchbox out of the room to give to Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu said sarcastically: "Yo, did the sun rise from the west today? Didn't you give these leftovers to Teacher Luo?"

Shazhu scratched his head awkwardly: "Qin Jie, you're angry. I only met Teacher Luo; I was just dealing with Uncle Yan and the Deaf Old Lady. I only have you in my heart."

Qin Huairu scoffed at Shazhu's words, sneering as she took the lunchbox: "He Yuzhu! I've discovered you aren't a good person either!"

Teacher Luo's name was Luo Mei, and she was an object introduced to Shazhu by Uncle Yan.

Luo Mei was a teacher and had a city household registration, but her appearance was ordinary, she had pockmarks on her face, her figure was a bit short and a bit fat, and her skin was a bit dark... in short, Shazhu didn't take a fancy to her.

Shazhu didn't look like much himself, but his standards for finding a wife were quite picky.

Because of this, Shazhu even scolded Uncle Yan, blaming Uncle Yan for introducing an "ugly monster" to him.

This made Uncle Yan quite angry, and he declared he would never help Shazhu introduce objects again.

When the Deaf Old Lady found out, she picked up her cane and beat Shazhu several times.

Shazhu's blind date with Teacher Luo didn't work out, but the matter became known to the whole courtyard.

When Qin Huairu found out, she was furious, and since then, she hadn't given Shazhu a good look.

Shazhu knew he was "in the wrong," but instead of being angry, he tried even harder to please her.

Shazhu's nose twitched twice, and he asked suspiciously: "Qin Jie, what is that smell on you?"

Qin Huairu blushed and walked home angrily: "Are you a dog? Why are you sniffing around? And stay away from me, so as not to spread gossip and affect your finding an object and taking a wife."

Shazhu hurriedly chased after her: "Qin Jie, why are you still angry? I know I was wrong; it was really the Deaf Old Lady who forced me to go. I am single-minded toward you, really, I swear to heaven, Qin Jie, don't be angry anymore."

"Shazhu! You shameless thing! Why are you crowding around my daughter-in-law!"

"Get out! You shameless thing! Be careful or I'll break your dog legs!"

Jia Zhangshi rushed out of the room holding fire tongs, cursing fiercely.

"Zhuzi, come here!"

Yi Zhonghai shouted, and Shazhu glared at Jia Zhangshi, then ran into the Yi house with a red face and lowered head.

Shazhu said gloomily: "Uncle Yi, what matter are you looking for me for?"

Yi Zhonghai pulled a long face: "Zhuzi! How could you do such a foolish thing? Didn't you already decide to live with Huairu? Then why did you go out on a blind date? Aren't you breaking your word and standing on two boats! This doesn't look like something you would do."

Shazhu was stubborn: "Uncle Yi, I've already said it, this has nothing to do with me. It was the Old Lady who insisted I go on a blind date. I didn't intend to go on a blind date; I just went over to take a look and deal with the Old Lady."

Yi Zhonghai sneered: "Does anyone believe you when you say that?"

Pushing the matter onto the Old Lady?

If that Teacher Luo hadn't been unattractive, would you still be able to say that?

Nanluoguxiang

Banggeng, having nothing to do, was wandering around near the construction site and saw a black dog near the site.

This black dog wasn't big and was walking with a limp.

He had eaten dog meat once at his grandfather's house, and it was even more delicious than chicken.

Banggeng swallowed his saliva, found a thick tree branch nearby, and walked toward the black dog on tiptoe.

"Woof!"

Discovering Banggeng's approach, the black dog barked fiercely at Banggeng.

But who is Banggeng?

The Saint of Thieves of the courtyard!

Today he was determined to achieve the feat of stealing chickens and touching dogs!

"Beast! Give me your life!"

"Bang!"

"Woof, woof, woof!"

"Ah! Hit, hit, hit!"

"Woof, woof, woof!"

Banggeng raised the tree branch, which was as thick as a child's arm, and shouted as he hit the limping black dog.

The black dog dodged with its limping leg, and Banggeng chased and hit it, also limping.

Immediately, dust flew on the construction site, and the dog barked incessantly.

As the saying goes, even a rabbit will bite when pushed to the limit, let alone a dog, and a wild dog at that.

Having taken two hits, the black dog's ferocity flared up, and it bared its fangs and brandished its claws as it rushed toward Banggeng.

"Ah!"

"So painful! Beast! I'll beat you to death!" ===== CHAPTER 1305 =====