Chapter 1402: Damao Is Drunk

Red Star Sihe Academy

Xu Damao, swaying back and forth, brought back leftovers. Yan Fugui, who had been guarding the gate all year round, ran over enthusiastically to help: "Damao, how much did you drink! Even if you were promoted, you can't drink like this! You have to pay attention to your health. If you ruin your health, aren't you the one who suffers?"

Xu Damao giggled: "Hahaha! I didn't drink too much! A mere one or two bottles of Niulanshan, to me, Xu Damao, is just drizzle, drizzle, no, not worth mentioning... I can keep drinking!"

Yan Fugui smiled: "You say you didn't drink too much, you better be careful. It's your dog-shit luck that you didn't fall into a ditch halfway. Damao, do you need Eldest Uncle to help you home? When you're done, share some of these leftovers with Eldest Uncle, let Eldest Uncle share your joy."

Xu Damao waved his hand: "No need! Eldest Uncle! Thank, thank you for your concern! You! You make me very moved! There is true love in the world! You care about me so much, these leftovers count for, count for what, all for you. In the future, you follow me, Xu Damao, and support my work, I, Xu Damao, will definitely take care of you more, let you eat fragrant and drink spicy, spicy."

Yan Fugui reached out and took the leftovers. The heavy weight made him beam with joy: "Good, good, good! Damao is generous! From now on, Eldest Uncle must support your work. Don't forget to look after your Eldest Uncle after you become successful."

"Hahaha! Good! Easy to say! I, Xu Damao, will definitely become a great success! You guys just follow me and ascend to heaven!"

Xu Damao laughed loudly, pointing his finger at the starry sky drunkenly.

"Still ascend to heaven?"

Yan Fugui smiled apologetically: "Damao, you fell into a wine vat. I haven't lived enough yet, don't take Eldest Uncle with you for the ascending to heaven part. You, hurry home and sleep, be careful not to go to the wrong door."

Xu Damao staggered: "Don't worry, I didn't drink too much, I can still fight three hundred rounds. By the way, where is Shazhu? I want to find Shazhu and fight three hundred rounds. I, Xu Damao, am a member of the Committee now, I want to take Shazhu, this piece of scum, and operate on him!"

As the old saying goes, wine gives a coward courage!

With two bottles of white wine in his stomach, Xu Damao felt he could do it again. He swayed and ran to the backyard, shouting as he walked: "Shazhu! Grandson! Silly grandson! Get out here for Grandpa! Let Grandpa spank your butt! Grandpa is a member of the Committee now! Grandpa wants to educate you and reform you well! Shazhu! Silly grandson! Get out here! Grandpa misses you!"

"Bang!"

"Bastard! Are you tired of living!"

Shazhu slammed the door and rushed out from the Deaf Old Lady's room, wearing big underpants and rushing toward Xu Damao: "I'll let you shout!"

"Ouch!"

Xu Damao, who hadn't recovered yet, was kicked to the ground by Shazhu on the spot, shouting with his limbs spread: "Who hit me! Who dares to hit a member of the Committee! Who! Who! Ouch!"

"Who! Your great-grandfather!"

"Ouch! Shazhu, you're looking for death!" ===== CHAPTER 1404 =====