Chapter 437: The War God Howls

Nanluoguxiang.

Cao Cao Weiguo carried Song Song Yulan back to the Sihe Academy.

The moment he stepped into the courtyard, he saw Third Uncle polishing his beloved bicycle.

Seeing Cao Cao Weiguo return, Third Uncle immediately tossed aside his rag.

"Cao Weiguo, Song Yulan, you're back!"

"I heard Song Yulan got converted to a regular employee today!"

"Congratulations, congratulations!"

"You two are sure to rise higher and higher from now on—like sesame blossoms, node after node!"

"Whatever you want, you'll have it; whatever you wish for, it'll come!"

While Third Uncle's mouth spoke fine words, his eyes were fixed greedily on the meat, eggs, and vegetables on the cart.

Yesterday Cao Cao Weiguo had come into an unexpected windfall.

Today Song Song Yulan had been converted to a regular employee.

The Cao family's luck was just too good, wasn't it?

Could it be that their ancestral grave was sending up green smoke?

Regardless of the Cao family's ancestral grave, Cao Cao Weiguo, blessed with double happiness, was certainly in a good mood.

In a good mood, his spending should be generous, right?

Here I am, Third Uncle, rushing over to say auspicious words.

You, Cao Cao Weiguo, couldn't possibly not show a little something.

As for Third Uncle's scheming, Cao Cao Weiguo naturally saw through it completely.

This was already Third Uncle's old routine.

You don't strike a man who's smiling at you.

Cao Cao Weiguo wasn't short of a few melons and dates.

Besides, the money spent today was contributed by Yi Yi Zhonghai.

"Thanks for the auspicious words, Third Uncle!"

Cao Cao Weiguo smiled and took two tomatoes out of the net bag.

"Hey! Good things come in pairs! Prosperity all around!"

"Just looking at them feels festive!"

Having gotten two tomatoes for free, Third Uncle was overjoyed at heart.

No matter how much or little, anything free is sweet!

Seeing the other neighbors stirring restlessly, Cao Cao Weiguo didn't want to linger in the front courtyard.

Handling Third Uncle alone was still manageable; the other beasts could go roll in the outhouse and eat shit.

He pushed his bicycle toward home, unwilling to get tangled up with these people any longer.

These beasts were no pushovers—they'd seize any bargain they spotted.

Even though yesterday they'd followed Yi Yi Zhonghai in denouncing Cao Cao Weiguo, they still wouldn't pass up a chance to freeload.

They simply didn't care about face.

Can face be eaten as a meal, or spent as money?

As long as Cao Cao Weiguo could let them have a bite of meat, they'd happily kneel down and call him daddy.

A few aunties tried to edge over to grab a bargain, but Cao Cao Weiguo took to his heels and left.

He didn't give them a chance to speak at all, which infuriated those aunties into stamping their feet.

"This Cao Cao Weiguo is really stingy!"

"Stingy to the bone!"

"An iron rooster that won't pull out a single feather!"

"Only thinking about his own big eating and drinking, never caring to look after the neighbors!"

"Bah! Someone who hogs everything like that won't come to a good end!"

Reaching the middle courtyard, the atmosphere grew even tenser.

Yi Yi Zhonghai stared at the big and small packages on Cao Cao Weiguo's cart.

He was grinding his teeth in hatred!

Buying all this stuff had been spent from his own money.

It had made him soil his pants and lose face.

And extorted his retirement savings.

Using his retirement savings to feast big.

That beast Cao Cao Weiguo!

This is bullying a man too far!

This grudge must be repaid!

I, Yi Yi Zhonghai, swear I won't be human until I do!

Seeing Shazhu was squatting by the water tank washing green beans.

The look he cast at Cao Cao Weiguo was also filled with hatred.

It was all because of Cao Cao Weiguo that he'd been sent to prison to eat shit and piss.

It was all because of Cao Cao Weiguo that he'd been fired and lost his job.

It was all because of Cao Cao Weiguo that his kidney had been stabbed and ruined.

Cao Cao Weiguo, just you wait!

If I don't make you eat shit, I'll jump into the manure pit and kill myself!

"Cao Weiguo, Song Yulan, you're back!"

"Sister Song Yulan, congratulations on getting your permanent position early!"

"Sister, I'm truly envious of you; from now on, you'll be an official employee."

"Sitting in the office all day and earning your wages."

Qin Qin Huairu held dirty clothes, blocking the bicycle, and said a string of words with a face full of envy.

Song Song Yulan said in a bad mood: "Qin Qin Huairu, don't block the way; I'm in a hurry to go home and cook."

This made Qin Qin Huairu's teeth itch with rage, and she looked at Cao Cao Weiguo with resentful eyes:

"Your wife's temper is too big."

Cao Cao Weiguo smiled: "Is Song Yulan's temper big? I think she's quite gentle."

Seeing Seeing Shazhu shouted: "Truly, you learn from whoever you're with; your wife is just like you, both are bullying dogs."

"F*** your mother!"

"Bang!"

Cao Cao Weiguo pushed his bicycle aside, rushed over, and kicked Seeing Seeing Shazhu flat with one foot.

He kicked Seeing Seeing Shazhu repeatedly, terrifying Qin Qin Huairu into a state of shock.

"I'll make your mouth stink!"

"I'll make you ask for a beating!"

"F*** your mother!"

"Ouch!"

"Ah!"

"Cao Cao Weiguo is hitting someone!"

"Cao Cao Weiguo is hitting someone!"

"Help!"

Facing the overpowered Cao Cao Weiguo, Seeing Seeing Shazhu screamed miserably as he was kicked.

Seeing this, Yi Yi Zhonghai could not sit idly by: "Cao Cao Weiguo, stop!"