Chapter 725: Daomao is drunk

Red Star Sihe Academy

Xu Daomao, swaying from side to side, returned carrying leftovers. Yan Yan Fugui, who guarded the gate all year round, ran over enthusiastically to help him: "Daomao, how much have you had to drink! Even if you've been promoted, you can't drink like this. You have to take care of your health. If you ruin your health, won't you be the one suffering?"

Xu Daomao laughed foolishly: "Hahaha! I'm not drunk! A mere one or two bottles of Niulanshan, for me, Xu Daomao, that's just a light drizzle, a light drizzle, not, not worth mentioning... I can keep drinking!"

Yan Yan Fugui laughed: "You say you're not drunk yet? You'd better be careful. It's pure dumb luck you didn't fall into a ditch halfway here. Daomao, do you need your uncle to help you home? When you're done, share some of these leftovers with your uncle, let your uncle share in your good fortune too."

Xu Daomao waved his hand: "No need! Third Uncle! Tha, thank you for your concern! You! You make me very moved! There is true love in the world! Since you care about me so much, these leftovers, what, what are they? They're all yours. From now on, you work hard under me, Xu Daomao, support my work more, and I, Xu Daomao, will definitely take care of you, let you eat well and drink well, well."

Yan Yan Fugui reached out to take the leftovers, the heavy weight making him beam with joy: "Good, good, good! Daomao is generous! From now on, your uncle will definitely support your work. Don't forget to look after your uncle when you've made it big."

"Hahaha! Good! Easy to say! I, Xu Daomao, am destined for greatness! You all just follow me and ascend to heaven!"

Xu Daomao laughed loudly, drunkenly raising his hand to point at the starry sky.

"Ascend to heaven?"

Yan Yan Fugui chuckled: "Daomao, you must have fallen into a wine vat. Your uncle hasn't lived enough yet, so don't include your uncle in the ascending to heaven business. You, hurry home and sleep. Be careful not to go to the wrong door."

Xu Daomao staggered: "Don't worry, I'm not drunk. I can still fight for three hundred rounds. By the way, where is Seeing Shazhu? I want to find Seeing Shazhu and fight for three hundred rounds. I, Xu Daomao, am a committee member now. I want to take a knife to that scum Seeing Shazhu!"

As the old saying goes, alcohol gives a coward courage!

With two bottles of white liquor down, Xu Daomao felt he was capable again. He swayed toward the back courtyard, shouting as he walked: "Seeing Shazhu! Grandson! Silly big grandson! Get out here for Grandpa! Let Grandpa spank your butt! Grandpa is a committee member now! Grandpa wants to educate you and reform you! Seeing Shazhu! Silly big grandson! Get out here! Grandpa misses you!"

"Bang!"

"You bastard! Are you tired of living!"

Seeing Shazhu slammed the door and rushed out from the Deaf Old Lady's room, wearing only his big shorts, and charged at Xu Daomao: "I'll let you shout!"

"Ouch!"

Xu Daomao, who hadn't recovered his senses, was kicked to the ground by Seeing Shazhu on the spot, sprawling and shouting: "Who hit me! Who dares to hit a committee member! Who! Who! Ouch!"

"Who! Your great-grandpa!"

"Ouch! Seeing Shazhu, you're looking for death!"

"I'm looking for your uncle! See if I don't beat you until you're blooming all over the ground!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Someone help! Save me!"

Xu Daomao was beaten until he was dizzy, but he didn't forget to act tough with his mouth, and then he was pinned to the ground by Seeing Shazhu, punched and kicked, howling like a ghost, scaring several neighbors who were in the middle of charging into battle into turning into noodles on the spot.

"Who is it! Who is it! Why are you howling in the middle of the night instead of sleeping!"

"Turtle grandson! I'll chop him up!"

"Are you not going to let people sleep!"

Suddenly, the lights in the courtyard turned on, and the residents ran to the back courtyard in a rage, only to see Xu Daomao being pinned to the ground and beaten by Seeing Shazhu, who was wearing only big shorts.

"Seeing Shazhu, stop!"

Seeing her own man being beaten, He He Wenjie rushed over and pushed Seeing Shazhu away: "Do you want to beat someone to death!"

Seeing Shazhu glared with his bull-like eyes and shouted: "That cheap seed of yours was asking for a beating!"

He He Wenjie said angrily: "My Daomao was drunk, why are you still bickering with a drunkard? I think you're just taking the opportunity to retaliate. You wait, I'm going to report this right now, I'll make you pay for this."

Yi Yi Zhonghai ran out to persuade: "Xu Daomao's wife, what are you saying? Seeing Shazhu hitting people is wrong, but Xu Daomao was the one acting crazy from drink first. It's just a small friction between neighbors; we can talk it out nicely in our courtyard, no need to take it outside. Our courtyard is a collective, a big family; we should value unity and tolerance, and not be petty and cause the house to be restless."

He He Wenjie put her hands on her hips, pointed at Yi Yi Zhonghai's nose, and cursed: "Yi Yi Zhonghai, what are you! You are no longer the managing uncle, what right do you have to spout nonsense here? Get out of my way, still trying to take sides here? You should go pee and look at your own face. You old, shameless dog thing. If I were you, I would have found a crack in the ground to crawl into long ago. You, on the other hand, are old and shameless, doing so many disgraceful and scandalous things, yet you still shamelessly run out to criticize others. Get out, looking at your face, which is like an old cabbage leaf, makes me want to vomit."

"You! You! You! You are unreasonable! How dare you talk to your elders like that! Do you have any upbringing! You! Ouch! You shrew! Why are you hitting people! Ouch!"

Yi Yi Zhonghai was cursed until he was covered in dog's blood by He He Wenjie, his old face red as he wanted to lecture her, but before he could finish, he was slapped by He He Wenjie, and then chased and scratched by her.

"Hahaha... First Uncle, why are you running!"

"Master Yi, show your signature move, kick the widow's door!"

"Master Yi, go for it!"

The residents who came to the back courtyard burst into laughter, and some were even heckling and shouting from the sidelines.

This grand drama of a dragon-and-tiger fight was truly too exciting!

"He He Wenjie, stop!"

Seeing her own man being beaten, First Aunt couldn't just sit by and watch, so she rushed over and pushed He He Wenjie away.

Seeing Shazhu, wearing his big shorts and bare-chested, shouted: "Shrew! If you dare touch First Uncle again, try it! See if I don't slap you!"

Xu Daomao clutched his crotch, enduring the heart-piercing pain, and glared at Seeing Shazhu with eyes full of resentment: "Seeing Shazhu! Try hitting my wife once! You and Yi Yi Zhonghai have joined forces to bully me for so many years. Do you think I'm made of mud? I am a committee member now. You are beating a committee member; you are a counter-revolutionary, a reactionary. See if I don't have you arrested right now."

Upon hearing this, everyone present was stunned, then began to whisper, looking at Seeing Shazhu with pity, thinking that Seeing Shazhu's good days were over.

The news of Xu Daomao joining the Red Star Steel Mill Revolutionary Committee had long since spread; there was almost no one in the courtyard who didn't know. Regarding Xu Daomao's good fortune, these residents were both surprised and jealous.

Likewise, these old neighbors were also very clear about the feud between Seeing Shazhu and Xu Daomao.

In the past, Yi Yi Zhonghai was the First Uncle, and Seeing Shazhu could fight, so the two of them often bullied Xu Daomao together.

Now that Xu Daomao had gained power, with his petty nature, how could he not retaliate?

It's just that no one expected that it would be the very first day, and Xu Daomao was already going to make a move.

Qin Qin Huairu, worried that her meal ticket would be gone, braced herself and walked out: "Xu Daomao, is it really necessary? You are a factory leader now. You have to be magnanimous; you can't hold onto things just because of a small matter. If that gets out, everyone will laugh at you for being petty and small-minded. I'll have Seeing Shazhu apologize to you. You, be the bigger person, let the matter go, and everyone can still be loving neighbors."

Seeing Qin Qin Huairu thinking for him, Seeing Shazhu felt both moved and frustrated.

Moved, because Qin Qin Huairu cared about him.

Frustrated, because he wasn't doing as well as Xu Daomao.

Even if he could make something of himself, he wouldn't have to suffer like this.

Xu Daomao endured the pain and smiled wickedly: "Know you're afraid now? What were you doing earlier? Look at how Seeing Shazhu beat me? He was trying to beat me to death! Want to let it go? It's not that easy!"

Qin Qin Huairu: "Xu Daomao, in my heart, you are not a petty person. I know you are magnanimous, and I also know that Seeing Shazhu was too impulsive this time, and it was wrong of him to hit someone. Tell me what it will take to let it go. As long as we don't take this outside, just state your requirements, and we can discuss it."

Xu Daomao leered at Qin Qin Huairu. He didn't know if it was because he had been drinking, but he suddenly felt that Qin Qin Huairu was even more beautiful and had more flavor. He really wanted to pull this woman into the room...

He He Wenjie saw Xu Daomao staring straight at Qin Qin Huairu, and suddenly a wave of anger surged up. I fought with people for you, and you're flirting with a widow on the side? Do you think I don't exist!

"Slap!"

He He Wenjie raised her hand and gave Xu Daomao a slap on the back of the head: "Speak! Why are you staring at Widow Qin! How are we going to handle this!"

Xu Daomao turned to look at Seeing Shazhu and sneered viciously: "Seeing Shazhu, for the sake of Qin Qin Huairu, and because I have been entrusted with an important task today, I won't bicker with you. If you don't want to be sent to the Security Section by me, then apologize to me in front of everyone, call me Grandpa, and then pay me twenty Brother Yuan for medical expenses. Otherwise, don't blame me for being heartless and sending you to the Security Section, and then we'll investigate you thoroughly."

Seeing Shazhu was instantly furious: "Dream on! You want me to call you Grandpa? I'd rather drag you into the moat!"

Xu Daomao sneered and gave a thumbs up: "Good! You're a man! See you at the Security Section."

The Deaf Old Lady waved her cane and hit Seeing Shazhu's butt: "Silly Zhu, you can't be stupid. Do you really want to go to the Security Section and suffer? You bastard, why are you so stupid? Just apologize, I'll pay the money for you, don't be stupid again."

Xu Daomao sneered: "And you have to call me Grandpa."

The Deaf Old Lady raised her cane and pointed at Xu Daomao: "Xu Daomao, you bastard, you want to take advantage of me, an old lady."

Xu Daomao: "When did I take advantage of you!"

The Deaf Old Lady: "Seeing Shazhu is my big grandson, he calls me Grandma, you want him to call you Grandpa, tell me what you're trying to do!"

The neighbors realized what was happening and burst into laughter, laughing until Xu Daomao's face was red and his neck was thick.

This Xu Daomao wants to pair up with the Deaf Old Lady?

That's just too funny!