Chapter 756: Da Mao Stirs Up Trouble
Red Star Rolling Mill
Xu Xu Damao led a group of people into the restroom, holding his nose and shouting exaggeratedly: "Seeing Shazhu! What are you drinking? Even if you’re thirsty, you can't drink feces soup!"
Seeing Shazhu, who was working hard at the feces pit, was furious. He grabbed a feces scoop and struck at Xu Xu Damao: "Grandson, if you want to drink feces soup, I’ll feed you a scoop!"
"Holy crap! Seeing Shazhu, you’re crazy!"
Xu Xu Damao was so scared he dodged in a panic, and the people with him scattered in fright.
"Seeing Shazhu, stop right there!"
Wei Qiu Dayong of the Security Section shouted sternly, only to be splashed in the face with feces soup.
"Ahhhhh!"
After a brief silence, Wei Qiu Dayong let out a piercing scream.
"Seeing Shazhu! I’ll fight you to the death!"
A near-collapsed Wei Qiu Dayong screamed as he lunged at Seeing Shazhu, his waving claws bringing with them a stench.
"Dog thing! Eat shit!"
Seeing Shazhu fought back with the feces scoop, relying on his brute strength and the immunity he had developed over the years to beat Wei Qiu Dayong into having no power to fight back.
"Don't run, grandson! Xu Xu Damao, where are you fleeing to!"
After taking a few hits from the scoop, Wei Qiu Dayong clutched his head and fled in defeat. After a moment of triumph, Seeing Shazhu looked fiercely at Xu Xu Damao, who was hiding in the distance. Seeing the situation was bad, Xu Xu Damao took off running, and Seeing Shazhu chased after him, carrying the scoop.
"Damn, it stinks!"
"Wei Qiu Dayong, did you fall into the toilet?"
"Seeing Shazhu! Seeing Shazhu is crazy!"
"Ugh!"
"Quick! Go to the Security Section and call for people!"
"Whose subordinate is this!"
Seeing Shazhu and Xu Xu Damao chased and fled, plus Wei Qiu Dayong, the "feces fighter," immediately stirred up a foul wind in the rolling mill, making the workers hold their noses and retreat. But there was never a shortage of people on this land who loved to watch the fun, and even though it stank to high heaven, workers kept running out to watch.
Seeing Seeing Shazhu chasing Xu Xu Damao with a feces scoop, many workers laughed out loud. Some egged Xu Xu Damao on to fight back, and others cheered for Seeing Shazhu, making it seem like the factory was holding a sports meet.
"Seeing Shazhu! What are you doing! Put down that weapon!"
Vice Factory Manager Nie happened to be leading a team to inspect discipline and saw this exciting scene. His face turned blue as he shouted at Seeing Shazhu, daring to act violently under his very nose—he clearly didn't put him, the Vice Factory Manager, in his eyes.
"Vice Factory Manager Nie, help! Seeing Shazhu! Seeing Shazhu is trying to kill someone!"
Xu Xu Damao seemed to have found a savior and lunged toward Vice Factory Manager Nie, covered in shit and urine.
"Xu Xu Damao, stand still!"
Vice Factory Manager Nie’s face turned black as he shouted, immediately feeling a hundred times the disgust for Xu Xu Damao.
Blind dog thing!
Does this old man need you to remind me that I’m the Vice Factory Manager?
Covered in shit and urine and still trying to get close to me, what are you intending?
Xu Xu Damao braked hard, lost his balance, and fell to the ground, crying with a mournful face: "Vice Factory Manager Nie, save me! Seeing Shazhu attacked me and Wei Qiu Dayong with a feces scoop and wouldn't stop chasing me. Vice Factory Manager Nie, you have to stand up for me; Seeing Shazhu is bullying people too much."
He He Yuzhu held the manure scoop and retorted furiously, "Deputy Factory Director Nie, don't listen to his nonsense. He is lying to you. They were the ones who provoked me in the restroom first; they were deliberately looking for trouble. Deputy Factory Director Nie, you must enforce the law impartially and uphold justice. You cannot listen to the slander of a villain like Xu Xu Damao. Also, I want to report that Xu Xu Damao’s private life is not respectable. He has issues with his conduct and engages in illicit relations between men and women. He did that sort of thing with a widow in our alley. I saw it with my own eyes."
Whoa!
Good heavens!
The watching workers’ eyes lit up, and the fire of gossip burned fiercely. This is a good melon!
Originally, Deputy Factory Director Nie, who was in charge of discipline, had been quite unhappy because Xu Xu Damao and He He Yuzhu kept calling him "Deputy Factory Director" over and over. But as soon as he heard that Xu Xu Damao had issues with his conduct and was engaging in illicit relations, his eyes lit up, looking exactly like a wolf that had caught the scent of meat.
He had been worrying about not having a chance to show off, which was why he brought people to inspect discipline every day, wanting to catch some violations to find some sense of existence. But the workers were all smart; no one would run into his hands. As soon as he appeared, all the workers were textbook-perfect workers, leaving him with no way to start.
Now that Seeing Shazhu was reporting it publicly, the opportunity to show off had arrived.
When Xu Xu Damao heard He He Yuzhu reporting him, he exploded on the spot. He scrambled up from the ground and shouted with a flushed, anxious face, "Slander! This is blatant slander! He He Yuzhu is splashing dirty water on me! Deputy Factory Director Nie, you must not believe him! What kind of person am I, Xu Xu Damao? I am a good comrade who has carved the principles of abiding by the law and strict self-discipline into my very bones! I serve the people wholeheartedly! I only want to be a beast of burden for the people! I only want to add bricks and tiles to the development of the motherland! I throw myself into my work with single-minded devotion! If I were to engage in illicit relations? You might as well kill me! I can even swear to the heavens! If I engage in illicit relations, then I shall have no descendants! He He Yuzhu! He He Yuzhu! What kind of person is he? He is a piece of scum! He steals, fights, destroys unity, and is full of lies. Deputy Factory Director Nie, you cannot believe him; you must believe me!"
Vice Factory Manager Nie looked at the swearing Xu Xu Damao and hesitated. Xu Xu Damao dared to swear "cut off from descendants"—this didn't seem fake. Could it really be Seeing Shazhu spreading rumors?
He He Yuzhu said urgently, "Deputy Factory Director Nie, don't be fooled by him. Xu Xu Damao is playing you. The hospital checked him long ago; this guy can't have children to begin with. He is a dead eunuch. He would have no descendants even if he didn't swear an oath. He is just trying to hoodwink you. You must believe me; he really does engage in illicit relations. I saw it with my own eyes."
Xu Xu Damao said hatefully, "He He Yuzhu, you bastard! Just because you say you saw it with your own eyes, does that mean you really did? Just because you say it, it exists? Then I can also say you engage in illicit relations, and I can even say you had piglets with a sow! You bastard! You want to get me killed! You are too vicious! You will come to a bad end!"
Xu Xu Damao pointed at Seeing Shazhu’s nose and cursed, hating Seeing Shazhu, this faithless dog thing, to the core. You already took my one-thousand-Brother Yuan hush money, and you’re still talking nonsense outside. Grandson, you wait for me!
My money isn't that easy to take!
Since you don't keep your word, don't blame me for playing dirty!
When I recover, I’ll finish you off!
Seeing Shazhu was cursed by Xu Xu Damao, and he raised the feces scoop, ready to hit someone.
Vice Factory Manager Nie shouted with an ugly face: "Seeing Shazhu, what do you want to do! Daring to hit someone in front of me, do you still have me, this leader, in your eyes? Do you still have factory rules and discipline? Do you still have national law!"
He He Yuzhu gripped the manure scoop, gritting his teeth in frustration, and said, "Deputy Factory Director Nie, this Xu Xu Damao is too wicked. He won't admit to engaging in illicit relations and even bites back at me. I really can't swallow this anger."
Cao Cao Weiguo walked out of the crowd, holding his nose: "Can't take it, so you want to hit someone? Seeing Shazhu, how are you so fierce? Do you think the rolling mill is opened by your family? Seeing a spot and knowing the whole leopard! This shows how bad your temper and character are! Even if Xu Xu Damao has something wrong, he’s still your comrade. Is this how you treat a comrade? You’re destroying unity among comrades! You! You are too disappointing to me!"
Vice Factory Manager Nie said with a gloomy face: "Seeing Shazhu! Xu Xu Damao! Wei Qiu Dayong! The three of you publicly fought in the factory, seriously disrupting public order and affecting daily production. I have decided to give you all a major demerit and suspend you for reflection for one month. Especially you, Xu Xu Damao, as the Deputy Section Chief of the Propaganda Section and a young cadre in the factory, not only did you not set an example, but you knowingly broke the rules and took the lead in setting such a bad example. I will hold a meeting with other leaders to discuss your problem; it is necessary to give you a heavier punishment."
"Vice Factory Manager Nie, I’m wronged!"
Xu Xu Damao was struck by lightning, and then his legs went soft, and he knelt on the ground.
I haven't even become a big leader yet!
My bright future!
Vice Factory Manager Nie said with an ugly face: "Xu Xu Damao, what are you doing? It’s unseemly! Wei Qiu Dayong, pull him up! Everyone go home and reflect, and each of you write a ten-thousand-word self-criticism. It must be profound."
Wei Qiu Dayong pulled Xu Xu Damao up with a mournful face, wishing he could give Xu Xu Damao two punches.
If it weren't for Xu Xu Damao looking for trouble for no reason, he wouldn't have been implicated and covered in shit and urine, and he wouldn't have to be suspended for reflection.
His family lived entirely on his salary alone.
If he’s suspended, what will the family eat and drink?
Seeing Shazhu also stared at Xu Xu Damao with hatred in his eyes. It’s all because of this bad seed Xu Xu Damao stirring up trouble.
You wait for me!
When we get back to the Sihe Academy, watch how I deal with you!
End of Chapter
