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Chapter 796: Three Urgencies of Man

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Nanluoguxiang

After the sublimation, Sha Zhu completely let go of himself. Anyway, he had already pulled in his pants, so he was no longer in a hurry to go to the toilet. He would go all out and have a real fight with the Yan Laoxi family.

"Yan Yan Jiecheng, I fuck your grandfather!"

"Ouch!"

"Hit my man, I’ll scratch you to death!"

Sha Zhu’s eyes were red as he kicked and punched Yan Yan Jiecheng. Every move and style exuded a thick stench, beating Yan Yan Jiecheng until he cried for his father and mother.

Seeing her man being beaten, Yan Yan Jiecheng’s wife pounced on Sha Zhu and scratched him. With her sturdy figure, she actually beat Sha Zhu back step by step.

"Stop!"

"Stop, all of you. What are you doing? Not sleeping in the middle of the night, coming out to fight. Do you still have me, the managing uncle, in your eyes? If you fight again, I will arrest you all."

Liu Haizhong came to the battlefield with his big belly, shouting majestically.

Yan Yan Jiecheng’s wife and Sha Zhu were fighting inextricably. Yan Yan Jiecheng and Yan Yan Jiefang rushed over from time to time to give Sha Zhu a few black hands, which made Sha Zhu angry.

But there was no way. Who let the Yan family have so many people?

Yi Yi Zhonghai helped the Deaf Old Lady arrive late: "Sha Zhuzi, what are you doing? You can’t be confused again."

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and Sha Zhu’s smell blew on Yi Yi Zhonghai’s face, almost making Yi Yi Zhonghai faint.

"Sha Zhu, did you pull in your pants?"

Sha Zhu glared at Yi Yi Zhonghai with an ugly face: "First Uncle, this old Yan family is bullying people too much, you quickly judge for me."

This sentence made Liu Haizhong’s face extremely ugly, and he scolded with a stinky face: "Sha Zhu! Are you blind or deaf? Yi Yi Zhonghai has long ceased to be the managing uncle."

Yan Yan Fugui grabbed Liu Haizhong’s arm, crying with snot and tears: "Old Liu, you have to be the master for me. This Sha Zhu is not a thing. He almost knocked me down. I just said two words to him. He scolded people, and he hit people. My old bones almost accounted for it."

Liu Haizhong looked at Sha Zhu with a black face: "Sha Zhu, tell me, can you still do human things? Petty theft, seducing widows, and now it’s even more amazing, daring to hit the elderly. I think you are hopeless."

Sha Zhu shouted with a stinky face: "Liu Haizhong, you should go to match glasses. Which eye did you see me hitting the elderly? I just pushed Yan Laoxi. How did it change flavor in your mouth? If I really hit someone, Yan Laoxi’s small body would still be able to talk nonsense now? He should have been sent to the crematorium to be cremated."

Liu Haizhong stepped back covering his nose, glaring at Sha Zhu and scolding sharply: "Sha Zhu, what kind of attitude is this? You made a mistake and you are still so righteous. Who did you learn this from? Did you learn it from your godfather Yi Yi Zhonghai? You don’t learn anything good! Look at what you have become now. You don’t seek progress, and you are full of bad habits. I think you are going to be finished."

Yi Yi Zhonghai walked out with an ugly face: "Old Liu, how can you, an elder, speak like this? What’s wrong with Sha Zhuzi’s character? I think Sha Zhuzi is honest and honest, and he is helpful. There is nothing bad. Don’t bring personal emotions into your work. You are the managing uncle and you can’t be partial. You must be fair and just."

Sha Zhu immediately echoed: "That is, Liu Haizhong, I think you are not worthy of being a managing uncle. Have you figured out this matter? You are talking nonsense. You believe whatever Yan Laoxi says. If he says he is your grandfather, do you call him grandfather? You are a big person, full of fat, why don’t you have a brain?"

"Sha Zhu, you are presumptuous!"

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his face turned black, and his eyes wished he could swallow Sha Zhu and Yi Yi Zhonghai alive.

Yan Yan Fugui said angrily: "Sha Zhu, stop playing rogue here. In front of everyone, you say, did you push me down!"

Sha Zhu stuck his neck: "I admit I pushed you, but that was your own fault. I had a stomachache and was in a hurry to go to the toilet. If you didn’t pull me and not let go, would I push you? I pushed you because it was your own fault. Anyway, I have a clear conscience, don’t think about blackmailing me."

The Deaf Old Lady came out with a cane, her eyes staring straight at Yan Yan Fugui: "Yan Yan Fugui, is what Sha Zhuzi said true? Is it you who pulled Sha Zhuzi and didn’t let go?"

Yan Yan Fugui’s face turned blue: "It was he who spoke rudely first. He scolded me for not being a human being. That’s why I wanted to pull him to find Yi Yi Zhonghai to theorize and ask Yi Yi Zhonghai how he taught his godson. Old lady, Yi Yi Zhonghai used to say respect the old and love the young. How about it? He shouted slogans loudly, but taught his godson to be such a bastard. No matter what, I am Sha Zhu’s elder. Can Sha Zhu scold me for not being a human being? You talk about this matter, is Sha Zhu doing the right thing?"

Yan Yan Fugui told the story from beginning to end, causing the neighbors to point at Sha Zhu, making Yi Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady’s faces look bad.

Sha Zhu listened to the neighbors’ discussion, but he was so angry that he reached into his butt and stretched out his hand full of five-grain reincarnation objects to the crowd: "Look! Look! Everyone says I am a hooligan! But there are three urgencies! Do I have a mistake in having a stomachache and being in a hurry to go to the toilet? Look! Look, this is the evil that Yan Laoxi made! Are you still reasonable!"

"Ugh!"

"Sha Zhu, you are crazy!"

"Is it disgusting!"

"Yi!"

"Ugh, Sha Zhu, you bastard, my dinner was eaten in vain, ugh!"

Sha Zhu shook his hand full of shit everywhere, which disgusted everyone present. Even Yan Yan Fugui felt nauseous, and at the same time felt a little guilty. If it weren’t for him pulling Sha Zhu and not letting go, Sha Zhu wouldn’t have pulled in his pants.

"Yan Yan Fugui, look at the good things you have done. Are you an elder like this? Are you trying to force my grandson crazy? You are worthy of being a teacher? Pfft! Yan Yan Fugui, you bully my grandson, I, this old woman, will fight with you."

The Deaf Old Lady took the opportunity to raise her cane and rushed toward Yan Yan Fugui tremblingly, scaring Yan Yan Fugui to flee: "Old lady, you are unreasonable, how did I bully Sha Zhu? Obviously, I was the one who was beaten..."

Yan Yan Fugui was chased and beaten by the Deaf Old Lady with a cane, and the Yan family was too disgusted to come forward. Yi Yi Zhonghai said with a dark face: "Everyone disperse, tonight’s matter is a misunderstanding, don’t take small fights to heart, everyone lives in a courtyard, look up and see each other, don’t do things too absolutely."

Seeing Sha Zhu pull in his pants, the residents felt both funny and a little pitiful for Sha Zhu. After all, Sha Zhu is a big man, and he pulled in his pants, can he feel better? This Yan Yan Fugui makes sense, but what he did is not authentic. These two people are half a catty, and no one is wronged for making it like this.

Watching the residents return to their homes, Liu Haizhong was so angry that his face turned blue, and he swept Yi Yi Zhonghai with unkind eyes, dissatisfied that Yi Yi Zhonghai snatched his limelight.

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