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Chapter 993: Jia Zhangshi Battles Yan Laoxi

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Sihe Academy

Jia Zhangshi, looking fierce as a demon, found Yan Fugui: "Yan Laoxi, return the money!"

Yan Fugui played dumb: "Return what money?"

Jia Zhangshi cursed loudly: "You plague-ridden profiteer, stop playing dumb with me! The coal money! The coal from your house is all dirt and won't burn at all!"

Yan Fugui curled his lip: "Don't talk nonsense. Whether that coal burns or not is something you were willing to buy yourself."

Jia Zhangshi was so angry her face turned green: "Cut the crap! Didn't you guarantee that Cao Weiguo would pay the medical expenses? Where are the medical expenses? You didn't get the job done, and our family can't afford to burn that coal. Either you hand over the medical expenses, or you refund the money we spent on your coal!"

Yan Fugui said: "Jia Zhangshi, why are you being so unreasonable! I didn't break my word on what I promised you. It was you and Banggeng who offended Cao Weiguo too deeply, and he's unwilling to pay the medical expenses. What can I do about that? As for the coal money? Don't talk nonsense; my family has never sold anything."

Jia Zhangshi widened her eyes: "You're farting! Did the coal in my house fall from the sky?"

Yan Fugui laughed: "Who knows? Regardless of whether it fell from the sky or not, it wasn't sold by my family, and it has nothing to do with my family."

Jia Zhangshi gritted her teeth: "Yan Laoxi, what kind of teacher are you! You're just a profiteer with pus leaking from your heels! If you don't return the money, I'm going to report you for speculation right now! I'm going to make you eat prison food!"

Yan Fugui said guiltily: "Go ahead if you want to. Do you have a receipt? You don't have any evidence anyway. Who's going to believe you based on your empty words?"

Jia Zhangshi: "The neighbors in the courtyard are all witnesses. Many people saw your son pushing the coal to my house. That is the evidence."

Yan Fugui looked at the residents: "Who saw it? Third Son, did you see it? Old Li, did you see it? Big Sister, did you see it?"

The residents didn't want to get involved in this mess, so they all shook their heads and pretended not to know.

This made Jia Zhangshi's eyes turn red with rage, and she lunged at Yan Fugui, claws bared:

"Yan Laoxi! You dare to act like a rogue! You don't even know who this old lady is!"

"When I was acting like a rogue, you were still a greenhorn!"

"If you don't return the money, I'll scratch you to death!"

Jia Zhangshi chased Yan Fugui, scratching at him, looking exactly like a female yaksha come to life.

Yan Fugui clutched his head and fled in panic, shouting as he ran: "Eldest! Second! Everyone in the house, come out!"

The Eldest Aunt, Yan Jiecheng and his wife, Yan Jiekuang, and Yan Jiefang all rushed out to block her.

Jia Zhangshi was fiercely aggressive, and a set of "Nine Yin Bone-Clawing" left the Yan family in a chaotic panic.

"Who among you dares to touch me!"

"Whoever touches me will fall down, and I'll make you pay for my coffin money!"

"Yan Laoxi, come out and die!"

Jia Zhangshi, with her hair disheveled like a demon, scared Yan Jiecheng and his wife so much they didn't dare to make a move.

They were terrified of touching Jia Zhangshi and being extorted by this old hag.

Without the obstruction of Yan Jiecheng and his wife, the Eldest Aunt was pushed to the ground with one shove.

Seeing this, Yan Fugui was so scared he took to his heels and ran, and in his panic, he rushed into the public toilet.

"Jia Zhangshi! This is the men's room!"

"Pah! What haven't I seen!"

"What is wrong with you, old woman!"

"Get out!"

"Pah! Who cares about looking at a bunch of caterpillars!"

Jia Zhangshi charged into the men's room with unparalleled bravery, causing several men to panic and cover their privates.

Seeing that Jia Zhangshi had no shame, these men pulled up their pants in disgust and left the men's room.

Yan Fugui was so scared he retreated step by step: "Jia Zhangshi, don't go too far! We can talk! Everything can be discussed!"

Jia Zhangshi sneered as she walked toward Yan Fugui: "Fine! Return the money to this old lady!"

Yan Fugui said while retreating: "Your family has already burned the coal, is it appropriate to ask me for money now?"

Jia Zhangshi shouted sharply: "Yan Laoxi, are you looking for a scratching?"

"Ah!"

"Plop."

Yan Laoxi was so frightened by Jia Zhangshi's sharp shout that he retreated, slipped, and fell into the septic tank.

"Help!"

"Save me!"

Hearing Yan Fugui's screams, the residents who had chased after them had their expressions change drastically.

How did this escalate to the toilet, and even into the manure pit?

Yi Zhonghai led the charge into the men's room, only to see Yan Fugui stuck in the manure pit.

Fortunately, it was the dead of winter, and the "products of the five grains" were frozen solid.

Yan Fugui only had his legs stuck inside, unlike Yi Zhonghai who had taken a bath in one.

Yi Zhonghai: "Teacher Yan has fallen into the manure pit, someone come quickly!"

Yan Jiecheng: "Dad! How did you run into the manure pit!"

Eldest Aunt: "Old Yan!"

The Yan family had strength in numbers and soon pulled Yan Fugui out.

As soon as Yan Fugui was pulled out of the manure pit, everyone covered their noses and stayed far away.

It was too smelly!

It was too disgusting!

Nearby residents also ran out to watch the spectacle, and some even pointed at Yan Fugui and laughed.

"Isn't that Teacher Yan!"

"Why did Teacher Yan fall into the manure pit?"

"Is Teacher Yan alright!"

Yan Fugui prided himself on being a man of letters, and besides his love for scheming, he valued his face the most.

This time, he had lost all face and wished he could jump back into the manure pit to hide. Jia Zhangshi Battles

Yan Fugui shouted in grief and indignation: "Jia! Zhang! Shi!"

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi had already run back home.

Hearing Yan Fugui's shouting, the neighbors were immediately ignited with the fire of gossip.

Isn't Jia Zhangshi that old widow from the Jia family?

Why is Teacher Yan calling the old widow?

Could it be that these two have some unspeakable secret?

Eldest Aunt said anxiously: "Old Yan, stop shouting, go to the bathhouse and wash up."

Yan Fugui looked at Yan Jiecheng: "I'm going to the bathhouse first, you go home and bring me clothes and a bath ticket."

Listening to the laughter of the neighbors, Yan Fugui covered his face and fled.

Yi Zhonghai shouted from behind: "Old Yan, slow down, you're covered in shit and piss, don't bump into anyone with so many people on the road."

Looking at the utterly disheveled Yan Fugui, Yi Zhonghai felt indescribably happy.

Let's see if Yan Laoxi dares to laugh at him for falling into the toilet again?

Cao Weiguo, reeking of alcohol, returned from outside and felt it was a great pity after learning about the incident.

Such a good show, how could he have missed it?

Sigh!

It was all the fault of Deputy Factory Director Li for dragging him out to socialize, causing him to miss a good show for nothing.

Passing by the front courtyard, Yan Fugui, who had changed his clothes, was tearing at Jia Zhangshi.

Even though Yan Fugui had fallen into the manure pit, Jia Zhangshi was unwilling to suffer a loss.

Those dirt clods were bought with real gold and silver!

Although it was Qin Huairu who paid the money, it was still the Jia family's money.

Jia Zhangshi put her hands on her hips and widened her triangular eyes: "Yan Laoxi! I'll ask you one more time, are you returning the money or not!"

Qin Huairu said with a troubled expression: "Third Uncle! You are a teacher, a gentleman who teaches and educates! You are an intellectual! You are a reasonable person. My family is in such difficulty, please don't make things difficult for us!"

Yan Fugui loved money more than his life, how could he be willing to return the money: "Jia Zhangshi! Qin Huairu! Stop making a scene at my door! You've almost burned all the coal, what money do you want? Can you push the coal back?"

Qin Huairu was angry: "Third Uncle! Is that coal? Those are dirt clods! A whole dustpan full can't even boil a pot of water! How can you, a teacher, act like this!"

Jia Zhangshi put her hands on her hips and threatened: "Fine! Yan Laoxi, you're acting like a rogue, right? Alright! Let's wait and see! Tomorrow I'll go to your school and make a scene! I want to see how you'll be able to act as a teacher in the future!" ===== CHAPTER 995 =====

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