Chapter 34: with translation of chapter title

Hurry up to Di Jun sitting on the golden toilet...

Looking at the several large paragraphs of chat messages behind, Zhao Si could not help but be speechless:

"You're way too patchwork, huh? Is this really something a primordial figure should say?"

【Ding! Players need not doubt, all game information is based on you as the main perspective, naturally everything serves the player personally; the above is not the original words of primordial figures, merely for your convenience.】

Pursing his lips, Zhao Si stopped dwelling on this issue and turned to plotting instead:

The ten Golden Crows are easier to deceive than I thought…… It's not really deception, after all I'm speaking the truth—Di Jun indeed made a plan to slaughter humans with Jin Bing, and Jin Bing indeed felt uneasy about it; if we could truly stop the plan, the throne of the Heavenly Emperor could be handed over to the ten Golden Crows……

As for how much trouble this would cause Di Jun, and that stopping the plan also couldn't resolve the fundamental contradiction of the human-demon dispute, Zhao Si didn't care about it; anyway, he wasn't here with the goal of peacefully resolving the contradiction.

From the start of this simulation round, Zhao Si's goal was to mindlessly kneel before humanity, borrowing humanity's merit of following the dragon to let Jin Bing survive as long as possible; the longer he lived, the more related information could be uncovered, thereby ending this round of simulation and starting a new one.

Now, pulling the little Golden Crows who would originally have been shot to death by Hou Yi into the human camp, and then making use of them later, Zhao Si actually wants to see what that reward, said to be on par with a sage's Dao fruit, actually is……

Especially since there are also the rewards anticipated from the previous game update—the more drastic the plot changes, the more Zhao Si profits.

【Having properly arranged the ten fervent little Golden Crow princes, you then head straight to Mount Buzhou.】

【After much thought, Di Jun weighed the pros and cons, considering you merely a petty clown, not enough to threaten his plan; furthermore, you hadn't harmed the ten little Golden Crows, so he temporarily tolerated you and continued with the current most important matter: besieging the elder Hong Yun.】

【You cautiously inquired, and Di Jiang's overly easy agreement left you feeling uneasy.】

【Seeing an opportunity, you indignantly declared that the Demon Race's slaughter of humans this time was truly extreme, heaven and humanity sharing wrath; to resist the Demon Race's massacre of humanity, I have come here to sincerely invite the noble Pangu bloodline to join…… no, to form an alliance!】

【Faced with Di Jiang's barbaric and rough marriage proposal, you glanced at Xuan Ming's uneasy expression, momentarily stunned…… you choose (?)】

【Just as you pessimistically thought this trip would end in futility, Di Jiang suddenly shifted the conversation and asked you a question.】

【You: …】

Thinking of the Wu Clan, Zhao Si couldn't help but recall the time Jin Bing paid homage to the Sun Star Lord as his adoptive father; he remembered how Jin Bing quickly fell into corruption, during his stint as supervisor in the Wu Clan tribe on Mount Buzhou, not only exploiting the Wu civilians but also engaging in various embezzlement and bribery.

【After ending your call with Di Jun, you brought the ten fervently excited little Golden Crows, eager to breathe fire, back to the human tribe first.】

【You first announced to everyone that this is the Son of the Heavenly Emperor; the Son of the Heavenly Emperor coming to our human tribe means what? It means the Heavenly Emperor supports us! Righteousness is with us! Righteousness lies with humanity!】

【Jin Daqiuzhang, we all love you dearly! Please give your orders!】

"Next, we just need to go find the Wu Clan……"

【Upon hearing that you are the human tribe's Jin Daqiuzhang, the Wu Clan's body trembled! Trembled again! Trembled a third time!】

【Those who invade human territory, I will surely strike and shatter them! Frenzied slaughter!】

【Er Bai Wu Gege sucked in a breath of cold air…… Using the prince to command all demons?】

【Then, in his anger, he just got angry……】

【At the foot of Mount Buzhou, you casually found a Wu Clan tribe, entered and declared your identity, hoping to see the Twelve Ancestral Wu.】

【Standing not far from the Twelve Ancestral Wu rushing over with varied complexions, you suddenly felt your legs go weak—are the Wu Clan really that neurotic……】

Not long after, the shocking news that the human chief himself led a team to slaughter the Wu Clan tribe hit the Wu Clan's front page, frightening the great and small witches into wailing and fleeing the tribe.

Di Jiang grinned: "The alliance I mean isn't just ordinary Wu folk marrying humans…… it also includes her and you."

The last one, unlucky, tried to flirt with a passing virtuous Wu maiden but failed; instead, the maiden casually seized him and dragged him to the Demon‑Slaying Platform for punishment…… that maiden seemed to be one of the only two women among the Twelve Ancestral Wu, Xuanming.

"An alliance through marriage."

Di Jiang said with a smile, and you couldn't help but let out a breath of relief; it seemed the Wu Clan had taken a liking to the human's Heavenly-Chosen bloodline, wanting to elevate the Wu Clan by borrowing the world's most noble bloodline.

You still didn't know what he meant to express, but you nodded anyway.

The sharp-eyed "250" brother noticed these little guys seemed overly excited, so he privately asked you what was going on—how could the Heavenly Emperor's son come to support the humans against demons, is he schizophrenic……?

This move rather has the delight of the Heavenly Son personally knocking on the door……

Hong Yun: I #@*#……

You were about to readily agree, but then Di Jiang pushed a beautiful Wu maiden from behind; you had seen her before, and she had once dragged you up to the Heavenly Court to be executed on charges of corruption……

Di Jiang asked again: "I've heard the human race is the Heavenly-Chosen protagonist, blessed with a special encounter from the Heavenly Dao?"

You didn't know why Di Jiang suddenly asked this irrelevant question, but you still nodded and admitted it.

The Golden Chief is like a core entity; we humans must tightly unite around him!

"Hopefully this time the Golden Chief will learn a lesson and not have his head turned by beauty again."

You smiled without a word, letting him just focus on properly receiving the ten imperial princes.

Of course, later you learned it wasn't because the Wu Clan people were overly nervous; quite the opposite, it was because humans were too nervous—after all, humans openly declared independence from the demons, and the news of humans and the vast demon race slaughtering each other still terrified the Wu Clan.

To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the vast demon race, humans look like a heretical tribe of collective madness, shouting "You demons already have a death sentence!" and shouting back "How dare those lowly demons fight back!" ultimately concluding "We humans fight heaven and earth, never yielding!"

Your conversation with Di Jun made Di Jun fly into a rage!

"From now on, when you fight the demons, just bring a few of them to stand at the very front of the army and, in the name of the Heavenly Emperor's son, order them to surrender…… got it?" you said mysteriously.

However, after you hastily expressed that you weren't here to slaughter but to seek an alliance, the arriving Twelve Ancestral Wu did not attack you; they were very interested in your alliance proposal.

Under these circumstances, the Wu Clan still hadn't broken away from the demons to become independent; since humans would surely not spare them in their demon‑slaying, they naturally would be terrified to the extreme of humans who are extreme individuals, especially you, the chief of the extremist organization……

Amid the cheers and jubilation of the crowd, the equally excited little Golden Crow also saw for the first time how popular he was among the people; to express the ruler‑people affinity, he struck one amiable pose after another of "rejoicing with the people," showing the heavenly household's high recognition of the humans' tenacious and unyielding spirit, and so on.

The eldest elder of the ancestral witches, Di Jiang, said you were quite right, but compared to extremism, it's still you humans who are more extreme……

This isn't hard to understand; after all, things have many aspects—since some demons fear that intermarrying with humans and bearing pure humans would doom their own kind, there are also demons coveting the human Heavenly-Chosen bloodline who actively seek marriage, and such examples are not uncommon in the recent ten assemblies of human history.

Di Jiang suddenly laughed warmly: "In that case, we agree to the alliance!"

Heavens, most demons in the primordial wilderness have never even seen a human; only a relatively extreme faction of demons slaughters humans back and forth, but humans are extreme on average—when a demon kills one human, humans slaughter ten demons in revenge, engaging in frenzied carnage!

"This is my younger sister, Xuanming."

"I've heard that the offspring of human‑demon hybrids will be pure humans?"

"Then, what is the price?"

A: Agree, let you seize me in my past life and drag me to heaven to eat blades—now I've got you in my hands…… cackle cackle cackle! B: Refuse, I'm a worthless mongrel Luo Luo forged from merit piles; marrying a preparatory sage witch back home—can this life even be lived?! C: One isn't enough; I heard Hou Tu is also peerlessly beautiful, I want them all!

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(End of chapter)