Chapter 118: You'll eventually need to fuck it anyway, so why are you still fucking him?

Call me Jie ge: Get lost, you mlgd!

Call me Jie ge: You can, but I can't!

Call me Jie ge: Liu Delie, just tease Yu Xiaomo a bit, don't take it seriously yourself, wow!

I just love eating sour cabbage and meat!: (buff guy shy. jpg)

Call me Jie ge: Get lost! Don't disgust me!

I just love eating sour cabbage and meat!: Okay!

Zhang Jie wiped a nonexistent cold sweat; he almost couldn't even look Liu Delie in the eye.

If Liu Delie really disgusts him again, then he wouldn't dare to trust Liu Delie with his back in the future.

Afterward, he once again turned his gaze to the chat log.

Teasing this little female imp is really fun!

"Zhang Jie!!!"

A sudden angry shout made Zhang Jie startle, and he quickly got up and looked downstairs.

All I saw was Yu Xiaomo wearing a white bun outfit, a pointy little hat on her head, making her look like a chubby little bunny.

"Zhang Jie! Get down here!"

Seeing Zhang Jie show his head, Yu Xiaomo put her hands on her hips and bared a little tiger tooth at him upstairs.

"If you've got the guts, come up!"

"If you've got the guts, come down!"

"Alright! You wait!"

Yu Xiaomo originally thought the other would argue a few more words with her, but she never expected them to say nothing and just go downstairs.

Zhang Jie quickly came down, walking straight toward Yu Xiaomo; at that moment, Yu Xiaomo suddenly felt a bit nervous.

Seeing Zhang Jie's fierce demeanor, Yu Xiaomo stepped back two steps, turned, and ran.

The next moment, a hand grabbed Yu Xiaomo's collar and lifted her up; she dangled like a little chick as Zhang Jie hoisted her.

"What are you running for? Now you know to be scared?"

Yu Xiaomo was held by the collar, her head sunk into the bun outfit, her arms lifted by the pulling clothes, making her look more and more like a little chick.

"I... I wasn't just watching you and Liu Delie have fun, was I?"

Yu Xiaomo was intimidated; now her life and death were in Zhang Jie's hands, yet her words still unintentionally teased him.

Zhang Jie felt a black line across his head and gave her a hard knock on the noggin.

"Ouch!"

"Yu Xiaomo! Can't you stop looking at unhealthy stuff?"

Zhang Jie pointed at her head and began lecturing, while Yu Xiaomo wore an unhappy expression and muttered quietly.

"Small fry..."

"Yahaha!"

Zhang Jie lifted Yu Xiaomo higher; she tiptoed but still refused to bow her head to him.

"Didn't you say you like guys?"

"Stop spreading rumors about me!"

On the windowsill, Zhang Jie's mother poked her head out, watching the two with an auntie's smile.

"Hey! Let me look, let me see too!"

Zhang Jie's father's big oily head stretched out from beside his mother, but got slapped hard.

"Take a peek quietly! Don't get caught!"

"Oh oh!"

The two thus secretly watched Zhang Jie and Yu Xiaomo's interaction.

After a while, Zhang Jie's father finally sighed.

"This kid, life is so hard..."

That sentence made Zhang Jie's mother's auntie smile fade a bit, and she also sighed.

"Let's take it step by step..."

"After you successfully cleared the first game, you didn't stop; you moved on to conquer more games."

"As expected, you also saved enough money to upgrade your little scepter; its attribute theft went from 1% to 5%, and its name changed from 'Nightmare Scepter' to 'Nightmare Staff Sword'."

"Now the scepter looks more like a blade when viewed upside down, and its upright appearance has become even cooler; you're very satisfied."

"When you soloed the third game, you finally suffered a rare failure, but that isn't the most surprising thing."

"What surprised you most is that your close buddy and partner-in-crime Liu Delie, and your rival and little female imp Yu Xiaomo, the results of their player applications."

At this moment, on a bench in a certain park, Liu Delie was sitting there, wailing loudly.

"What the hell?"

"You failed???"

Zhang Jie stared, shocked, at the tear-streaked Liu Delie, then glanced at Yu Xiaomo comforting him nearby, momentarily speechless.

"Jie bro! Why do you say my life is so miserable?"

"An 85% chance! An 85% chance! I still failed despite that!"

"I don't want to live anymore!!!"

"Stay calm!!!"

Zhang Jie hurriedly held down the wailing Liu Delie, equally bewildered.

After Liu Delie used the boosting item, the probability shot straight up to 85%, yet it was precisely that remaining 15% that he ended up hitting.

That's right, Liu Delie failed his player application.

After wailing for a while, Liu Delie gazed at the sky with a look of regret and blurted out something nonsensical.

"Brother Zhang, I wish everything in this world were as easy as pulling...."

Zhang Jie had a black line across his face, letting you say all kinds of weird stuff.

Liu Delie really is a Talented Type Athlete.

"You have an 85% probability of failure."

"Then what about Yu Xiaomo? You have a 15% probability, how did you succeed?"

"You two probably got it backwards, right?!"

"I... I don't know either..."

Yu Xiaomo scratched her cheek embarrassedly; she herself hadn't expected it.

She had prepared for her application to fail, but unexpectedly she hit the bullseye and became a player directly.

"Alright, alright, it's no big deal; we'll have a rematch next year—you still have an 80% chance, and I still don't believe you could fail."

Zhang Jie patted Liu Delie's broad back, comforting him, while the latter obviously hadn't recovered his strength.

"Brother Zhang, what do you think people live for?"

"Since we're destined to part, what's the meaning of meeting?"

Zhang Jie:?

Yu Xiaomo:?

"No, Liu Delie, you..."

Yu Xiaomo wanted to speak but held back, looking at Liu Delie's depressed teenage demeanor, feeling it clashed with his burly man identity.

Zhang Jie, however, couldn't hold back, and he replied speechlessly.

"You're going to die eventually, so why are you still alive now?"

"The food you eat is destined to become a lump of feces, so why not just eat feces directly?"

"You'll eventually lose the deer, you will *, why still hunt it?"

Yu Xiaomo:?

After saying those few lines, Yu Xiaomo looked at Zhang Jie in shock; at that moment, she suddenly felt she didn't belong with the two of them.

What kind of vicious words are these?!

However, with Zhang Jie's few lines of huge tiger-wolf words, Liu Delie seemed to have become much more serious.

After a while, he weakly gazed at his close buddy.

"Brother Zhang, will you later take me to conquer the game?"

"Sure, just treat this year as a vacation; when our levels are high, I won't just casually carry you to fly."

Liu Delie's gloom dissipated considerably, while Yu Xiaomo looked at Zhang Jie with bright eyes.

"He said he wants to level up together with me!"

"(Damn it, my fever finally broke; these days I've been drinking Isatis root as water, and I've finally pulled through.)"