Chapter 215: Intelligent Machine Vajra

I will help you, Miss.

But first, you need to quit the potato chips.

Yunxiao pouted, utterly unwilling, she wanted to try struggling a bit more.

But, but eating potato chips doesn't affect my getting stronger!

118's Logic Core was helpless; he simply reached out, grabbed the soft flesh on Yunxiao's belly, and twisted it hard twice,

Miss, it's not the potato chips' fault; not being able to poop can't be blamed on the planet lacking gravity.

Yunxiao got angry, snatched back the soft flesh on her belly from 118's hand, and let out a long sigh.

My beloved potato chips, I must say goodbye to you....

At that moment, the outer door was knocked; Yunxiao immediately perked up her ears, then happily ran out.

Miss Yun, hello; the Mecha sent by Yuan Lao is already in your workshop, please sign for it.

Yunxiao quickly thanked him, then eagerly ran to the workshop, where she saw an extremely handsome bright‑red Mecha.

Earlier, 118 told Yuan Lao why he himself wouldn't be affected, and the other party, being trustworthy, repaired the Mecha and sent it back.

Furthermore, what surprised 118 was this old man's thinking; in 118's view, the fact that he himself was unaffected due to the Shit Mountain Code was extremely useless information, but Yuan Lao's thinking was impressive.

He directly ordered research on how to compile powerful Shit Mountain Code; this candid and mighty mindset made 118 greatly admire him.

Anyone who could think of this solution must be a genius!!!

However, compiling Shit Mountain Code also requires great technical skill; wanting the code to become 'shit' while still functioning normally is not something ordinary people can do.

Is... this really Brother's original appearance?

So handsome!

On the other side, Yunxiao, like a happy little bird, kept wandering around the Mecha.

Answer: Miss, this is not my original appearance.

My original name was 1227, a fodder Mecha that fought on the Insect Disaster battlefield.

However, this in no way affects Yunxiao happily circling the Mecha; as for the guy who came to deliver the equipment, he has long been imprisoned by Yuan Lao and others.

The New Federation appears to still have a military advantage, but in reality it's nothing; it's already overwhelmed, how could it have the capacity to dispatch large troops to attack here?

Watching Yunxiao, who looked like a lovesick girl, stroking her original body left and right, 118 couldn't help but speak.

Miss, you should eat today's weight‑loss meal.

Upon hearing that, Yunxiao's body stiffened, she flopped onto the ground, motionless, as if dead....

Miss, please don't play dead; this meal is the price you pay for your previous laziness.

Yunxiao stared at the cucumber continually approaching her small mouth, holding her breath, refusing to yield even unto death.

However, this posed no difficulty for 118; he merely made a slight move, and Yunxiao was defeated.

As for what method was used, anyway anything that gets Yunxiao to eat it is good; 118 directly blended chicken breast and various vegetables into a coarse, throat‑scratching juice, poured it into her via a funnel—delicious and nutritious.

Mechanical Age Year 106: Yunxiao, 17 years old, after this period of special training, her body finally became healthy; 118's training on Yunxiao is still effective—at least she no longer pants after just two steps like a kidney‑deficient wreck.

On the other hand, Yuan Lao's research on the Shit Mountain Code has also made new progress; the Intelligent Machines edited using the Shit Mountain Code have indeed truly broken free of the Intelligent Machine Empress's control, but precisely because of the Shit Mountain Code's influence, these Intelligent Machines have directly become artificial idiots.

However, no matter how you say it, there is at least room for progress; the Shit Mountain Code, once despised by countless people, has exerted its effect in this unexpected place—one must admit, human imagination is truly tremendous.

A peaceful, leisurely life is most precious; Yunxiao deeply understands this principle, although she constantly shouts about wanting to eat potato chips, sweets, and other outrageous things, her body remains honest.

Under your training, Yunxiao's control of the Mecha has greatly improved, but once a person becomes strong they tend to get arrogant; to suppress Yunxiao's haughty aura, you decided to send her to the nearby Intelligent Machine gathering place for a trial.

Coincidentally, the Crystal Core of the Intelligent Machines after self‑iteration is of great research value to Yunxiao; thus you donned the bright‑red Mecha, your combat power returned to its peak, and you set off with Yunxiao toward the desert's interior.

Along the way, you saw various distorted Intelligent Machines resulting from failed self‑iteration; even with steel bodies, when given the 'madness' buff, they become as weird and disgusting as the various frenzied flesh‑and‑blood Insect Disasters.

You originally intended to give Yunxiao a good suppression, but you didn't expect that, thanks to Chi Hong's body's overwhelming combat power, plus you being the original owner of this Mecha, there was hardly any Intelligent Machine along the way that could match you—you sliced through them like melons and vegetables, effortlessly.

However, although you do not actively seek accidents, accidents always come looking for you; in the process of killing just written, your figures accidentally collided with a certain Empress's eyes; she tried to invade your data, but got lost in the endless Shit Mountain, ultimately returning empty‑handed.

The fish that slipped through the net...

The Intelligent Machine Empress gazed at the handsome image of 118 on the holographic screen before her; her exquisitely precise golden mechanical iron brows furrowed, then slowly relaxed.

She is tall and stately, unlike the other frenzied Intelligent Machines; she is the one who possesses wisdom and thought.

She assumed her gender to be that of a human female, crafting her precise, elegant mechanical body from gold and various precious metals; she resembles a noble who turns a watch dial, seated upon her throne.

Error.... cannot parse....

She repeatedly attempted to invade 118's code library; meanwhile, far away, 118 only felt someone vigorously poking his Logic Core, and the Mecha's body involuntarily came to a halt.

Brother, what's wrong with you?

Yunxiao noticed 118's abnormality, saw him holding his head, and asked worriedly.

It might be the Intelligent Machine Empress invading my database.

Ah!

Then! What should we do!

No need to worry, Miss.

What you should worry about is how you will get out of the midst of all these frenzied Intelligent Machines ahead.

In the distance, countless bizarre‑shaped Intelligent Machines continually approached the two; they seemed to be under some entity's command, beginning to assemble their bodies in an organized, regular fashion.

They, having descended from failed iteration into mere crawling mechanical idiots, transformed and formed a colossal Intelligent Machine Vajra; its immensely huge body exerted overwhelming pressure, and Yunxiao stared, dumbfounded.

She never imagined that when truly facing the frenzied Intelligent Machines, the scene would be like this.

Miss! Don't space out, it's time to fight!

Chi Hong's Mecha suddenly activated, brandishing its ion light sword, fearlessly charging at the Intelligent Machine Vajra!

(Messed up, these past few days have been so unlucky—first something happened at home, then Lin Ran fell ill, and today I almost got sent to another world by a big truck...)