Chapter 387: The Four Little Ones Who Trip Each Other

"So?"

Seeing Zhang Jie unmoved, Yu Xiaomo was very dissatisfied, she ran up to him with a thud-thud-thud, slipped her little hand into his armpit, and gave him a hard jerk.

Old Zhang, who had been sitting with his legs crossed, was forced to stand up, but his face still wore the look of looking at an idiot.

"Yu Xiaomo, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Didn't I say! You've already been kidnapped by us!"

"Be good and come with us two!"

Zhang Jie didn't move at all.

"Hey, you move!"

Zhang Jie still remained unmoved.

"You!"

"How so? What can you do?"

"Driver sir, do you need me to remove these two obstacles for you?"

Xiao Jiu suddenly spoke up, deliberately emphasizing the word "remove" with extra force, it seemed he had already developed killing intent.

"No, not needed, just playing around with the kids."

Zhang Jie waved his hand, seemingly not noticing Xiao Jiu's abnormality at all; in his eyes, these two little toys were just childish trifles, right?

What the heck, they even went as far as kidnapping—how abstract.

"Zhang Jie!"

"Can you show us a little respect?"

"Teacher, we actually just wanted to take you away secretly, then cause some trouble for Lin Ran."

"........"

Zhang Jie was even more speechless—how could everyone be so childish? Causing trouble, a company CEO and a big sister of an assassin organization; to those who don't know, it looks like just two kids.

"Weiniya!!!"

"You big mouth! You just said that?!!"

Yu Xiaomo, furious, slapped Weiniya's car headlight, making Zhang Jie find it amusing—when did these two get so close?

"What are you doing, ow!!!"

"The teacher is still here!"

Weiniya blushed and covered the car headlight, while the two little toys kept going at it, Zhang Jie's eyes were about to roll to the sky.

"Alright, alright, you two little toys, settle down."

Yu Xiaomo and Weiniya each got a flick on the forehead, and finally they settled down.

"Zhang Jie~hehe."

"Shall we go play something exciting?"

"What kind of excitement?"

Weiniya took over the conversation, looking curiously at Yu Xiaomo, but not knowing if she suddenly thought of something, her little face suddenly flushed.

"Hiss, three people...."

"Isn't it a bit inappropriate for three people to do this?"

"You don't understand, three people is just right!"

"Nowadays threesomes are all the rage; when the time comes, I'll go up front, and you, Weiniya, just help me from behind!"

"Huh? Us three? And you want me to help you?"

Weiniya scratched her cheeks, her eyes darting left and right, looking like steam was about to rise from her head.

"Well... that really is exciting...."

Zhang Jie narrowed his eyes, watching Xiaoanchun tap his fingers on his chest, as if he understood something.

Yu Xiaomo was talking about the game, what was Weiniya talking about?

"Weiniya."

"Hehe... huh?"

"Yu Xiaomo was talking about the game, what are you thinking?"

"?"

"Eh?"

Weiniya instantly went dumb, a question mark slowly rising from her head.

It wasn't what she thought; wasn't she and Yu Xiaomo supposed to withdraw together with a hundred million?

"Not happening! Who wants to share the teacher with Yu Xiaomo!"

Weiniya suddenly reacted, but seemed to have missed the point....

"Cough cough...."

"No... nothing...."

Zhang Jie's old face was as black as a pot bottom; watching Yu Xiaomo still chattering on, he reached out and slapped her forehead.

"Alright, it's just playing a game, take it as a way to unwind; kidnapping, kidnapping your head."

"Hehe, Brother Jie, I know you're the best."

"Eh! Just playing a game?"

Weiniya suddenly interjected; the two turned their heads in unison, and Yu Xiaomo opened his mouth doubtfully.

"Otherwise, Miss Thunder? What do you want to do?"

"emmm...."

You... you're so useless....

???

What!!!

Alliance, far-sailing vessel.

Lin Ran finally resolved Yunxiao's matter, and is now rubbing her brows to rest.

Cough, to be precise, it's giving Yunxiao some trouble....

As experts in hunting natural disasters, the Alliance not only has strong combat power, but also possesses charts of various natural disasters' movements, and is skilled at luring natural disasters to their destinations.

This move was actually used by Lin Ran on Yunxiao; to make this nasty guy suffer a headache for a while, she deliberately attracted a swarm of fully matured natural disasters.

With so many natural disasters, handing them to the Alliance would also cost many members, but giving them to Yunxiao would be a pure property loss.

As for why, don't even think about what kind of technological system Yunxiao is.

For a civilization that practices Mechanical Ascension, high mechanization is indeed their trait, and those who will face these natural disasters must certainly be those machines.

At worst, they are just backed-up intelligent machines, so all this only causes financial loss to Yunxiao; this wave will make him bleed heavily!

Compared to the other three's trouble-making methods, Lin Ran's approach looks quite 'mature'.

But causing trouble is still just causing trouble; one can't go too far, so this method is also about as devious as Lin Ran can devise.

But she surely didn't expect that, compared to this mature method, there's something even more sinister waiting for her....

On another note, in a certain star system, Yunxiao's chief office.

Lin Ran! You damn!

Do you know how hard it is to make money nowadays!!!

Yunxiao watched her mechanized troops continually dwindle, feeling a pang of heartache; although her scale makes money easy, earning enough to sustain an interstellar war is difficult.

Just a moment ago, Yunxiao was still laughing, giggling nonstop, but now she can't laugh at all.

Let you laugh, serves you right!

The Intelligent Machine Empress giggled beside her, watching Yunxiao suffer, she was overjoyed.

What are you laughing at? You're not the one who can crack Lin Ran's method of luring natural disasters; if you lack the ability, just step aside.

The Intelligent Machine Empress stopped giggling; she lacks that ability, and she's not omniscient.

Sigh, it seems this bloodshed is inevitable.

Hmph, but Lin Ran, you shouldn't be happy either!

Hack Zhang Jie's account and use it to send a message to Lin Ran!

Um, there's also this message: just now, your two other competitors seem to have kidnapped him....

You! Feng!!!

Returning to Lin Ran's side, the worried Lin Ran suddenly received a message from a certain Alliance big shot; instantly, her gloom vanished and a faint smile appeared on her face.

Alliance big shot: Lin Ran! If you have the ability, come back today!

Alliance big shot: Let's battle another three hundred rounds!

Lin Bu Ran: Rascal!

Although she said that, Lin Ran still put on a smile.

Lin Bu Ran: Be good and wait for me!

(Hehe, I got addicted watching the anime of 'Ordinary Cultivator's Legend', finished the novel but forgot to post it)

(I don't know if anyone else has watched it too, welcome Han Xian Zun to achieve Nascent Soul!)