Prev
Ch. 455 / 75061%
Next

Chapter 455: How does this disaster even eat trash?!

~6 min read 1,168 words

I knew it! A clumsy human female!

Zhang Jie felt he was really damn clever; at the time, when he rashly asked if they could lend him their weapon to play with, he was actually probing them.

If it were a normal squad, letting Zhang Jie off with just a slap on the wrists would already be lenient—how could they possibly sell him their gear?

Those with a slightly worse temper might even blast Zhang Jie to bits with a single antimatter shot.

At that moment, after seeing off the fully armed squad, Zhang Jie was lovingly holding that well-proportioned, handsome gun, unable to put it down.

Xiao Jiu looked at him like that and curiously poked the soft flesh at Zhang Jie's waist.

"Human, how did you know the other side is your mother?"

"Huh? Naturally, it's my extraordinary talent! My super-high IQ guessed it!"

Zhang Jie said that without changing his expression, then suddenly felt a gloomy gaze shoot over from beside him, making him break out in a cold sweat.

Qiong was staring at him gloomily....

"Alright, alright, it's because Qiong amplified her own sound perception and heard it from the other's earpiece."

"????"

Xiao Jiu widened her eyes, glanced at Qiong, then at Zhang Jie, looking utterly incredulous.

"Can you hear yourself in the earpiece??"

"Carbon-based lifeforms have a creature called a 'wolf' that can hear howls from six li away."

"With current technology, achieving this isn't a big problem."

Qiong still had a cold, confident look, but Xiao Jiu gazed at her tall figure, then at her own feeble appearance, and instantly pulled a long face.

"This guy's really putting on an act!" (she thought to herself)

Everyone finally reclaimed Zhang Jie's little garbage dump, and these Blank monsters posed little threat to him.

"This thing... looks as if its layer has been scraped off."

Zhang Jie pinched a Blank with one hand, curiously observing the thing before him.

If we say this world is a giant Photoshop, then the Blank is what remains after scraping away the human layer on top of it.

But strangely, they still have physical form.

"If you want to study them, prepare a gravitational field that surrounds them with electromagnetism in a full 360 degrees."

"Don't let them touch any matter."

"Alright, then I'll whip one up. Xiao Jiu, Qiong, you guard the home."

Watching their interaction, that white-haired Ship Girl wore an expression of utter disbelief.

Well, what the heck are these people talking about!

emoticon. jpg

"What do you mean by single-hand choke disaster? What do you mean by hand-cranked super strong magnetic field equipment? No way!"

The white-haired Ship Girl felt her worldview refreshed; she gazed at Zhang Jie's back, and her shock gradually turned into excitement.

"Wait wait wait wait!!!"

"My new driver is this awesome—in other words!"

"In other words! I can also use the parts he makes for me to blast fish?!"

The white-haired Ship Girl only felt she had found the highlight, and instantly the whole ship wanted to soar with joy.

She could already imagine herself charging across the arena like a big transport, needing no skill at all—just ramming everything would do!

By then, she could not only spar with her idol on the longed-for arena, but also return to her birthplace and make the person who abandoned her see just how badass she is!

But it's obvious Zhang Jie won't indulge her fantasy; he'll only have that white-haired Ship Girl pick up trash....

"Eh hehe...."

Zhang Jie:?

Xiao Jiu:?

Qiong:?

The three of them stared in unison at that goofily laughing white-haired Ship Girl.

"No, in this situation, suddenly laughing like an idiot is really out of place!"

"She... won't be infected by the Nightmare, right?"

"Probably not...."

Seeing everyone staring at her, the white-haired Ship Girl finally reacted, randomly wiping a smear of saliva from the corner of her mouth and giving an embarrassed laugh.

"Big idiot."

Xiao Jiu muttered something, then turned her head to look at the situation outside the garbage dump.

Well, plenty of Blanks were wandering about, some being spun by Qiong like tops, and others were rummaging through trash to eat at her own garbage dump.

"No, does this disaster also have to eat trash?"

Xiao Jiu was baffled; she truly had no solution—these disasters, one by one, after discarding that extremely dangerous filter, seemed to lack brains altogether.

Actually, that's right too—the Nightmare tide is merely a collateral disaster from a planet being swallowed; if handled properly, it can in fact cause zero casualties.

Just as Xiao Jiu was lamenting the vicissitudes of life, Zhang Jie let out another howl from beside her.

"OK! Done!"

Then he grabbed a Blank's head and instantly refined it.

Xiao Jiu:?

"No! You're even more outrageous!"

Since Zhang Jie hand-built a warship, his skill at hand-crafting things has become increasingly inhuman.

As long as there are materials and skill, Zhang Jie can whip up anything for you!

Hmm, although it's crude, it's sufficient.

You must keep this thing well hidden; privately researching celestial disasters is a serious violation of the interstellar convention.

Oh? Then how do you allow me to research?

You're different.

Yes yes yes, different different~

Upon hearing this, Xiao Jiu's eyes nearly rolled to the sky; after shaking her head and swaying her body with a sarcastic tone, she went to look for those blanks that had been stealing and eating her own garbage.

After a period of time....

As one enormous ship after another loomed above the planet, Zhang Jie knew that this farce should end.

His own little garbage dump was finally preserved as well; of course, this haul was not small either.

With the intervention of the Intelligent Machine Star Alliance, this celestial disaster was swiftly suppressed, and what you didn't expect is that the boss you were acquainted with is actually still alive!

Hmm, this is good, and afterward you also successfully crafted a proper gravity device for limiting the blanks, ready to study it when the time comes.

But what you're most interested in now is still that handsome gun you bought from those team members, an antimatter firearm, which is currently the strongest standard-issue weapon that can be mass‑equipped within the Star Sea.

The structure of the firearm was quickly figured out by you, the principle is basically clear, but the hardest part to replicate about this gun is its ammunition—the material for the antimatter bullet isn't some strange substance, but anything from the world.

Simply put, the matter deep inside a black hole is actually a kind of antimatter; producing it requires an enormous amount of material, and even a tiny bit is extremely precious.

This thing is a gold‑bar launcher, but if we can manage to produce it, self‑production and self‑sale would still be fine.

To produce antimatter, the primary requirement is having enough mass! Enough material!

But what a coincidence! You just happen to have your own garbage dump!!!

◈

End of Chapter

Prev
Ch. 455 / 75061%
Next