[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-218":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338423,4571,"Chapter 218: Rojie: Itachi Say Saving the World Means Making Me Run for President?","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-218",218,"\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at Director Lüdan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh? Can’t Lüdan Head handle the Serpent Shield Bureau? Want me to clean up your mess?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi think I’m a janitor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie suddenly slapped his thigh, a sly grin spreading across his face:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Got it! I could step in.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Blow the entire headquarters flat. Level the whole place.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, there are more Hydra moles inside than S.H.I.E.L.D. agents—after the blast, Itachi’ll free up prime New York real estate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ll even have the funds to rebuild S.H.I.E.L.D.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Nick Fury froze in place: “Are Itachi insane? There are still innocent agents inside S.H.I.E.L.D.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie scoffed. “Agents? Itachi’re seriously calling them innocent?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough. Handle your own childish games.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Nick Fury’s forehead slick with sweat, Rojie lazily dropped a bombshell:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Tesseract was stolen by Loki.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Loki?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nick Fury’s single eye widened as he connected the dots: “The Norse god of lies and trickery?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s the one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why so shocked? Didn’t Itachi already cross paths with his brother, Thor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That Asgardian loser who chased Thor all over New Mexico is the same guy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now he’s aligned with Thanos. He stole the Tesseract to open a portal and bring the Chitauri army to wipe out Earth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nick Fury broke into a cold sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Earth was facing an extinction-level threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who’s Thanos?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve, utterly lost, suddenly spoke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie replied casually: “A cosmic-level villain. A muscle-headed idiot with half a brain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Spends his days trying to wipe out half the universe like some kid playing house.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nick Fury straightened his spine, his single eye locked on Rojie: “For Earth’s safety, I hope Itachi’ll assist S.H.I.E.L.D....”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Save it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie cut him off: “I act on my own terms. Itachi don’t get to give orders.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First, clean up your Hydra subordinates. Earth doesn’t need Itachi to protect it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression turned icy: “I’m giving Itachi one month. If any Hydra agents are still lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D., don’t blame me for leveling the place myself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nick Fury’s face flushed red as he roared: “Rojie, Itachi’re too extreme! Itachi can’t solve problems with slaughter!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Say whatever Itachi want.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved him off impatiently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, a wormhole split open beneath Nick Fury’s feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a startled cry, the director plunged straight in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, he landed face-first on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s office carpet, barely catching Rojie’s mocking grin before the wormhole sealed shut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Motherfucker!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nick Fury scrambled to his feet, fire burning in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie turned to Steve, wearing the same cold, profit-driven smile: “Captain, your chance to save the world has arrived.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sign Waterson’s contract, and Itachi’re family.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Room and board included, plus paid trips to beat up aliens. This deal’s pure profit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve gripped his shield, recalling the threat of Thanos and the Chitauri, then glanced at the bustling city beyond.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll sign.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve’s voice was firm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nearby, Coulson felt utterly out of place and tried to slip away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie suddenly called his name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Agent Coulson.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie turned to him, eyes glinting with mischief: “The alias ‘Bald Hero’ is still open. Think about launching a career?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Best alias ever. Don’t miss your chance.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coulson awkwardly rubbed his shiny scalp and forced a laugh: “Maybe next time. Director’s waiting for my report.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He bolted out the door without another word.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie turned back and called inside: “Gwen, bring me a contract.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Steve held his shield, looking like he wanted to speak but hesitated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie raised an eyebrow: “Speak up. All this awkward silence? People will think Captain America’s persona is crumbling.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve struggled for a long moment, then finally voiced his doubt: “I’m already dead, aren’t I? Itachi brought me back, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last night, Coulson told him that after his plane crashed, he should have died in the Arctic. His appearance seventy years later could only mean Rojie had used magic to resurrect him to serve as a living mascot for the Superhero Corp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first Steve didn’t believe it—but then he saw S.H.I.E.L.D.’s files labeling Rojie as a sorcerer, and noticed his own face, unchanged after seventy years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve began to believe he had been revived by Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, even if he’d somehow survived, he’d be an old man now, dancing with Carter in the park.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie scoffed, grabbed an iced drink from the desk, and downed it in one gulp: “I don’t have time to resurrect the dead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi didn’t die when Itachi crashed into the ice. Itachi just slipped into suspended animation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But if I hadn’t intervened, those idiots who thawed Itachi out would’ve turned Itachi into a puddle of meat—no different from being dead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Remember, Itachi owe me and the company money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Work hard as a superhero to pay it off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he finished, Gwen rushed in with the contract, the stack thick enough to stop bullets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve stared at the dense, oppressive clauses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They weren’t even pretending anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, he took a deep breath, picked up his pen, and signed his name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next afternoon, sunlight poured freely over the private beach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen, clad in a bikini, bounced across the sand, her pale skin glistening like honey in the sun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her full chest strained the bikini into an alluring curve, the waist tie loosely knotted into a bow, accentuating her slender waist—anyone watching couldn’t look away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Boss, don’t always let me win.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen pouted, tiptoeing to smash the volleyball hard toward Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie raised an eyebrow, casually blocking the ball with one hand, a mischievous grin forming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m afraid Itachi’ll cry if Itachi lose again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, he slammed the ball hard behind Gwen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen stomped her foot, cheeks flushed: “Itachi cheated!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she prepared to serve again, Rojie’s phone rang abruptly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie! Where’s this world-saving Itachi promised?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve’s voice crackled through the line, thick with anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been sitting in the Fawu Force all day. Itachi said saving the world meant suing the U.S. government?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at Gwen, who was bending over to retrieve the ball, her curves on full display.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chuckled lazily: “Not bad, Captain. Itachi’re finally getting the hang of it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Next, I’m thinking of funding your run for U.S. president.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Steve’s voice was stunned: “President? What does that have to do with saving the world?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I came here to be a superhero, not to play politics.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie casually blocked Gwen’s sneak attack and continued: “Eliminate the U.S. cancer, and the world becomes cleaner.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Loki’s a god. Itachi’re just a stronger human. Why get involved?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fighting Loki isn’t bad—but running for president? That’s a whole new horizon for Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the phone came Steve’s roar—then Rojie hung up and tossed the phone aside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen picked up the ball and approached curiously: “Boss, are Itachi really going to make Captain America president?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie shrugged: “How else will we know? Maybe the American people actually like this kind of thing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1144,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","2d4d050112b37ad6dd3ec47f3e96105ff09fbc131f835e18df2202bfdb7936fc","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-219","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-217",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]