[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-219":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338424,4571,"Chapter 219: Iron Butt Training: On Loki","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-219",219,"\u003Cp>At night, the lights of New York outside the floor-to-ceiling window blazed brilliantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie lay on a leather sofa, his phone vibrating on the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced at the screen—it was Tony Stark calling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well, well, Mr. Great Inventor, what brings Itachi to call me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie answered the call with a teasing tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard S.H.I.E.L.D. turned into a Hydra nest, and even the Tesseract got stolen?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony’s voice came through the receiver, casual and indifferent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Egghead borrowed JARVIS under the pretense of rooting out moles.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But compared to S.H.I.E.L.D.'s mess, I'm more curious about the alien who stole the Tesseract.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie asked: “So, Itachi want to get involved?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t be S.H.I.E.L.D.’s babysitter—come work at Watertech. I’ll make Itachi the world’s top superhero.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nah, I’m already the top superhero.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony scoffed: “Besides, didn’t Itachi just fish out some outdated veteran from the Arctic to milk for cash?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t want to compete for headlines with some ancient relic—it’s beneath me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie laughed: “That’s not an ancient relic—that’s the future President of the United States.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony was surprised: “Itachi’re serious? Itachi’re really funding his presidential campaign?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forget it, let’s drop it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi know where that Loki guy is hiding now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled: “Give me a minute to scan Earth’s data.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, his eyes instantly turned pure white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony grumbled over the phone: “Acting all mystical.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could finish, Rojie gave the address: “Stuttgart, Germany, Kuning Street No. 28.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There’s a charity gala tonight—Loki will be there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ve got your Iron Man suit on—get going now, Itachi’ll make it in time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thanks, I’m hanging up. I’m going to meet this alien.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony prepared to end the call.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie spoke: “Wait—I gave Itachi Loki’s location. Aren’t Itachi going to return the favor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, should’ve known better than to ask.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony rolled his eyes at the phone: “Fine, what now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Some flowering plant armor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or is it your guy who keeps failing at nuclear fusion again? Need my help?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie chuckled: “Nuclear fusion?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s last century’s old news.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve already mastered stellar drive tech—I can conjure a sun and hang it in the sky anytime.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony didn’t hold back: “Itachi’re full of shit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By that logic, I just announced I’ve conquered the Milky Way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie replied: “Believe it or not.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard Itachi pulled Bruce Banner out of the military on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s behalf.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a two-second silence on the other end, then Tony’s flippant voice returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, Itachi’re interested in that ticking green bomb?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie said bluntly: “Bring him to Watertech as a superhero.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony laughed: “I can try, but I can’t guarantee success.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s lips curled in a confident smile: “He’ll come.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just tell him I can help him control his transformations.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony agreed: “Alright, I’ll pass the message tomorrow.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he hung up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three a.m.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A blinding blue light tore through the night sky as Tony’s Iron Man suit plummeted from above, engines roaring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop struggling, don’t move!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony grabbed Loki by the collar and pinned him to the ground like a chicken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loki’s pale face twisted with venom, still spitting curses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same moment, thunder cracked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thor swung Mjolnir, descending from the sky atop lightning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let go of my brother!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My brother is only mine to punish.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thor landed with a roar, hurling Mjolnir hard between the two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Rojie appeared before the three, holding a half-finished glass of milk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All of Itachi, calm down!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Breaking into my house at this hour—who’s paying for the repairs?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He squinted at the three intruders, his tone brimming with impatience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony lifted his helmet, raising an eyebrow: “Just looking for Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed at Loki, still crawling on the ground: “I finally caught this brat, but the Tesseract’s gone missing, and now this noble Asgardian prince shows up out of nowhere.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wants to drag his war criminal brother home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Tony’s sarcasm, Thor trembled with rage, gripping Mjolnir and stepping forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, Rojie yawned, casually reached out, and the yellow gem on Loki’s scepter detached, landing in his palm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loki’s eyes widened, struggling to rise, but invisible gravity pinned him in place—he could only watch helplessly as the Mind Stone was taken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What is this thing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony leaned in, his armor’s scanning beam sweeping over the gem’s surface.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie toyed with the Mind Stone, casually saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s the Mind Stone—one of the six Infinity Stones.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Tesseract Itachi know is just the container for the Space Stone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony’s eyes widened: “Same level as the Tesseract?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He kicked Loki hard in the knee: “Itachi’ve got this and still want the Tesseract?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loki turned his head, sneering, letting out a contemptuous snort—he refused to speak to mortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thor, seeing his brother mistreated, flew into a rage, stepping forward: “Mortal, take your filthy hands off my brother!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie spoke: “He planned to use the Tesseract to open a portal and unleash the Chitauri army on Earth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loki’s head snapped up, his pupils contracting sharply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t expected this Earthling to know his plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loki twisted his mouth into a sneer: “Ignorant Earthling, do Itachi think Itachi can stop—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished, the invisible gravity intensified, slamming him deep into the ground. He groaned in pain, his words choked in his throat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What did Itachi do to him?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thor roared, swinging Mjolnir to charge forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he found himself rooted to the spot—as if an invisible giant hand had clamped him down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tony, his mouth stinks—fix it for me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tony’s face lit up with a wicked grin. He picked up the now-empty scepter, weighing it in his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Been wanting to do this for a while.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He swung the scepter hard, striking Loki squarely on the buttocks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop! Don’t touch my brother!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thor’s face flushed crimson as he struggled desperately, but the invisible gravity held him immobile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh? Itachi care?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Thor’s shout, Tony didn’t stop—he went harder, each blow landing with a sharp crack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",990,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3f5a0c8b9d38ef779ac1ee239d7cd785b8f1d77a6770df9bfd7e9db5ef99a7f0","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-220","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-218",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]