[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-22":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338227,4571,"Chapter 22: Report, I Want to Play the Vise","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-22",22,"\u003Cp>\"What’s going on? Itachi’re just an ordinary concerned citizen with no magical circuits at all?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Rojie stared at Student Rojie with utter disbelief, his face etched with frustration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After scanning Student Rojie’s memories, he realized that the version of himself in the Type-Moon world was truly just an ordinary citizen, with no connection to magicians whatsoever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m the Muggle?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of us Rojies are masters of extraordinary skills, and Itachi turn out to be an ordinary citizen?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do Itachi even deserve to be called Rojie?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is pathetic! Itachi’re bringing shame upon us!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Rojie’s voice dripped with disdain as he launched into a torrent of accusations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie, reprimanded so harshly, blushed crimson like a child caught misbehaving.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, Student Rojie bowed his head with effortless grace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Red bean paste, I’ve given it my all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Rojie had been leaning against the wall, hands in his pockets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing Student Rojie’s faint, mosquito-like apology, he frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hm?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So quiet? Itachi think Itachi can even play water pump?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph, Itachi can’t even manage the furnace.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie raised his hand and said, \"Report, I want to play the vise.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Rojie grunted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No interrupting!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Hokage Rojie and tilted his chin upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bring me the Spirit Injection Rod.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Rojie froze for a moment, then quickly recovered, his eyes darting as if an idea had just struck him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without a word, he reached over, lifted the chair from the round table, and handed it to Huang Mao Rojie with swift, decisive motion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Rojie stared at the chair now before him, utterly stunned, mouth agape, face filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can this thing even be lifted?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Rojie cleared his throat, trying to mask his embarrassment, and spoke with solemn seriousness: \"I was just testing it—I didn’t expect it would actually lift.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pure accident. Unintentional.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Rojie, seeing this, panicked and shouted: \"Don’t take my chair! What if something goes wrong?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lunged forward, snatched his chair back, and clutched it to his chest, terrified it might be taken again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Rojie’s eyes darted again—he had a new idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine, let’s take Pirate Rojie’s. He’s not here anyway.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Young Master Rojie’s eyes lit up, and his attitude shifted instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No wonder I’m me—brilliant strategy, truly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie, standing to the side and watching his seniors’ antics, could no longer bear it and cried out: \"Itachi’re right, but can I make a small adjustment?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Rojie didn’t hesitate—he shook his head firmly, face stern, voice resolute: \"Rules are rules. They weren’t made just today!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wore a rigid, serious expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie froze, his face twisted in confusion, brows knotted, and he blurted: \"Why don’t I remember this part?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, the other four Rojies instantly grew displeased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They all turned sharply toward Student Rojie, their gazes filled with accusation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Rojie crossed his arms and sneered: \"Do Itachi think we’d make a mistake?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Or are Itachi trying to defy the collective will?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie muttered under his breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fine, fine, fine—Itachi don’t even salt anymore, and now Itachi’re beating yourself up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait a minute!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Rojie suddenly snapped to attention, as if struck by a revelation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes flashed, and he pointed at Huang Mao Rojie, shouting: \"Aren’t Itachi a Lungwu too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How dare Itachi lecture me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if Itachi’ve conquered Fujiang and Zhengzi and written ‘positive’ marks all over them, it doesn’t change the fact that Itachi started as a pathetic loser!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice carried a note of triumph.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, a chance to strike back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To his surprise, Huang Mao Rojie didn’t take offense—he took pride in it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He straightened his back and declared loudly: \"That’s not black history—that’s my origin story.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused, then shifted tone, his voice softening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Still, we should show more tolerance to newcomers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"After all, everyone’s memories will eventually merge.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"None of us want to be beaten by the Spirit Injection Rod, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other Rojies responded with a chorus of boos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Leaf Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A training ground somewhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Warm sunlight spilled across the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie lounged lazily against a tree stump, eyes half-closed, radiating utter sloth as he savored this rare moment of idleness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had just completed a guard mission.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A genuine C-rank mission.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now they waited for their instructor, Shanfeng Qingye, to return from submitting the mission.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anma Bayun sat close beside Rojie, eyes closed, breathing steady, as if already asleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her face, bathed in sunlight, glowed with a faint golden halo, serene and tranquil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Lei Menyue, alone, stood nearby, relentlessly punching and kicking a wooden dummy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Poor wooden dummy… Lei Menyue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How diligent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too bad mere thousands of repetitions of taijutsu can’t compare to an invincible cheat system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh, transmigrator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh, cheat system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Even Otsutsuki did it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then never mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stole a glance at Lei Menyue, straining under the blazing sun, and scolded himself inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie, Rojie, how could Itachi be so lazy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, Rojie wriggled slightly, shifting into a more comfortable position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Already in lazy-dog mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>System reboot failed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Lei Menyue halted, exhausted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He braced his hands on his knees, gasping for breath, leaning against the wooden dummy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Have Itachi noticed how many outsiders have come to the village lately?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie snapped open his eyes and snapped back: \"Exactly! These despicable outsiders must be hiding something sinister.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They might endanger the village and put our great, wise Hokage in danger.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anma Bayun opened her eyes and gave Rojie a reproachful glance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She sat up, brushed a strand of hair from her ear, and explained softly: \"The Chunin Exams are coming soon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue paused, then nodded in sudden understanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, that explains why the village is so bustling.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, as if remembering something, he brought up another matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I heard the Uchiha team next door encountered the Mist Village’s S-rank missing-nin, Momochi Zabuza, during a recent C-rank mission.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie fell into thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zabuza?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That poor guy’s life was ruined by Akatsuki Nanliang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I just don’t get Nan Tong’s thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Shanfeng Qingye appeared before the three of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stopped, adjusted his sunglasses with a light hand, cleared his throat, and spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone, stop for a moment.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three turned their gazes toward him in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1057,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","56835e62061ff624f0e373af1b0198a8aa934ba13e3e96f8ca8a2f9bd69c1738","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-23","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-21",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]