[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-221":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338426,4571,"Chapter 221: The Veteran Never Dies, He Just Runs for Office","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-221",221,"\u003Cp>A few days later, Watertech Corporation once again made headlines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this was all due to Watertech’s first-ever superhero.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, rumors online suggested Watertech’s debut hero would be that neighbor girl who could shoot silk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one expected it to be Captain America.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Watertech released a massive poster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain America, clad in his classic star-spangled suit, knelt on one knee, shield in hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Above: Slept for seventy years, but the veteran never dies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Below: Steve Rogers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, social media buzz about Captain America and Watertech skyrocketed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Captain America—that’s my childhood memory!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Photoshop, right? Didn’t Captain America die long ago?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Grandpa, look! Your favorite superhero from back then is back in fashion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is this really Captain America? Or just a clone created by capitalists?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“According to Watertech, they found Captain America frozen in the Arctic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How’s that possible? Freezing isn’t time stop—how can his skin look like that of a man past his prime?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before netizens could debate much longer, Watertech dropped another bomb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The official account released a video of Captain America walking into a federal court holding a lawsuit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the footage, Steve stood before the camera, shield in one hand, complaint in the other, and said to the reporters:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Seventy years ago, I fought for freedom. Today, I fight for every soldier forgotten.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The U.S. government owes us veterans too much.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath the video, the comment section exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Should’ve sued long ago—the government treated soldiers as tools for corporate profit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Soldiers bled and cried, yet got no pension.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Support Captain America—he’s also a victim of the military’s Super Soldier Program.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the real superhero—ten thousand times better than those performative ones.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the incident was gaining momentum, Watertech unleashed its ace card—a single statement that sent the heat soaring again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watertech announced it would fund Captain America’s presidential campaign.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the news broke, every netizen went offline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These days, superheroes aren’t content fighting aliens—they’re entering politics?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—the end of the universe is civil service exams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hashtag “Captain America for President” instantly topped global trending lists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Watertech’s official account released Captain America’s campaign commercial.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the video, Steve stood before the Capitol Building, shield in hand, facing the rising sun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Seventy years ago, I fought for freedom. Today, I fight for every ordinary person.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments after the video dropped, the comment section flooded with posts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Support—I’ve already voted.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Save my vote for childhood.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I trust Captain America to govern.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some netizens even posted videos of their grandfathers marching with old Captain America posters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others blurted out live: “Those suited-up politicians are the real villains of this world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s time for the real superhero to end Washington’s corruption.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Riding this wave, Watertech unveiled its ultimate weapon: the Public Superhero Initiative.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They launched a superhero talent show called “Rising Star,” and bought ad space across all of New York.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, ads for the show clung to every street corner like stubborn eczema.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In subway tunnels, Captain America smiled, shield raised: “Let me turn for Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rules were simple: if Itachi had any special skill, Itachi could join.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether Itachi were a bug-man bitten by mutated insects or an electric-man shocked into powers by a utility pole—Itachi could apply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it wasn’t limited to noble heroes—outlaws who stole from supermarkets could sign up too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even ordinary people with no powers but some talent could participate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the show, veteran superheroes like Captain America would serve as mentors and judges.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to rumors, Iron Man and Spider-Man would make guest appearances, and even the mysterious Superman might show up as a special guest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few days later, Rojie was sipping tea in his villa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen stormed in wearing stilettos: “Boss, ‘Rising Star’ is live—won’t Itachi even watch? Itachi’re the mastermind behind it all!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie swirled his teacup without looking up: “Just a PR stunt for the company.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m busy assembling the Avengers—no time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Gwen didn’t care whether he wanted to or not—she pressed the remote.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The TV screen lit up instantly, showing the first program: “Rising Star,” the superhero talent show.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On screen, a black man wearing sunglasses had just finished his act and was introducing himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My name is Sam Wilson, former Air Force Pararescue Specialist…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at the TV.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t that Train Captain?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie remembered this guy was Falcon in the original story—and later became the second Captain America.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On stage, Steve pressed the turn button, and the American flag backdrop behind Sam lit up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gave Sam a thumbs-up: “If I ever retire, Itachi’ll be the perfect successor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled at that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two really clicked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed casually at the TV and told Gwen: “Recruit this guy. Give him a high-tech wing suit, load it with micro-missiles, package him as a mid-tier hero—call him Falcon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen stared, stunned: “So casually? No process?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved his hand: “Just a bottom-tier hero—just slap some branding on him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, the stage lights shifted, and the next contestant stepped up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie squinted—it was another familiar face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Harry Osborn, the heir to Osborn Industries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Harry didn’t just walk on stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He arrived wearing expensive high-tech armor, gliding in on a hoverboard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stopped Gwen as she turned to leave: “And this rich idiot—recruit him too. Call him Green Goblin.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen froze: “But he hasn’t performed yet!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved again: “I say yes, it’s yes. Watertech is mine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gwen stormed off, furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie’s phone rang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The caller ID showed: Director Dum Dum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After answering, Nick Fury’s gritted-teeth voice came through:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie, Itachi bastard—Itachi won this round!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll hand Barton and Natasha over to Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And Dr. Banner.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",947,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","f525a157f7a8a3313243fac494c379d4eac67b7dc255e7e4e7cba1624c38b72b","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-222","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-220",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]