Chapter 224: Stupid Girl, Activate!
Nascent Soul Rojie frowned deeply, his expression grim: “It’s not the enemy’s doing—there’s no trace of external force here.”
Marvel Rojie wore a look of deep skepticism.
“Did Itachi secretly drain your disciple’s fortune, Itachi old creep?”
Supreme Rojie snorted coldly, his eyes brimming with suspicion: “Itachi’re suspicious—this blame falls on Itachi. Nine times out of ten, Itachi stole your disciple’s protagonist aura.”
Upon hearing this, Nascent Soul Rojie panicked, shouting in protest: “Heaven and earth bear witness—I’d never harm my own disciple! I’d rather die than take this blame!”
At that moment, Fantasy Rojie, who had just finished browsing Nascent Soul Rojie’s memories, spoke up: “Wait—Itachi’re about to ascend?”
Nascent Soul Rojie nodded seriously: “Correct. A few days ago, I felt a mysterious force calling me—it seems I’ve met the conditions for ascension.”
“Ascend?”
Marvel Rojie’s eyes nearly popped out: “Itachi can ascend?”
“Where to? Another world?”
Nascent Soul Rojie explained patiently: “Likely another world within the same universe setting.”
“The world I crossed into is the Urban Dragon King world—these novels love stacking layers like Russian nesting dolls, with higher realms above higher realms, layer upon layer.”
Marvel Rojie nodded thoughtfully: “True enough—the male lead ascends to a higher realm to become a miner, and after jumping through five worlds, he’s still single.”
“Oh, wait—not single. He’s still a virgin.”
Supreme Rojie smirked, accusing: “So Itachi still deny Itachi turned your disciple into a vegetable?”
Supreme Rojie spoke with conviction: “Itachi must’ve stolen your disciple’s protagonist status—that’s why he’s lying there like a vegetable.”
“By the tropes, lower realms haven’t seen an ascension in thousands or even tens of thousands of years—only the protagonist can ascend.”
Nascent Soul Rojie flew into a rage, shouting: “How dare Itachi slander me!”
Supreme Rojie feigned innocence: “What slander?”
Marvel Rojie chimed in from the side: “Itachi just stated the truth.”
After a brief bout of bickering, with nothing left to argue, they each returned to their own worlds.
…
Fantasy Phone World.
Rojie suddenly opened his eyes and rose from the ground.
In the distance, Huang Mei swung his spiked club like a madman, chasing Lu Xiaoqian down.
Lu Xiaoqian scrambled away in panic, utterly disheveled.
“Is Huang Mei blind or did a door crush his brain?”
“Swinging wildly—he’s hitting bystanders too.”
Rojie cursed Huang Mei mercilessly.
He’d just been knocked unconscious by Huang Mei’s club.
Though he’d inadvertently ended up in the Gray Mist Hall because of it.
But he hadn’t forgotten this debt.
He had to settle accounts with Huang Mei.
“Let’s see how I deal with Itachi.”
Rojie’s eyes darted, and he immediately devised a plan.
The next instant, a wormhole split open beneath Huang Mei’s feet, swallowing him whole.
“Rabbit Talisman—activate!”
In the next breath, Rojie flashed behind Lu Xiaoqian, snatched ShaNiang from his bag, and shoved her into his arms, muttering:
Lucky day—I picked up some nobody’s dumb girl.
Moments later, the wormhole reopened, and Rojie appeared before Huang Mei.
At this point, Huang Mei had been tossed by Rojie’s wormhole into the icy, snow-covered Antarctic continent.
He hugged himself tightly, desperately channeling his Qi to stay warm.
He looked up and saw Rojie walking through the air—his fury erupted: “Who the hell are Itachi?”
“Why did Itachi dump me here?”
“Are Itachi in league with ShaNiang?”
Rojie said nothing—only punched.
Huang Mei panicked, swinging his club wildly—but Rojie sidestepped, closed the distance, and drove his elbow into Huang Mei’s ribs.
Huang Mei grunted, staggering backward several steps.
“Crash!”
Rojie didn’t stop—he struck again with an elbow, slamming it into Huang Mei’s abdomen.
Huang Mei instantly curled up and collapsed to the ground.
Before he could rise, Rojie closed in again, raining elbow strikes down upon his head.
“Aaaah! I’ll kill Itachi!”
Huang Mei screamed in rage, eyes bloodshot, channeling his Qi to lift himself into the air.
Rojie didn’t retreat—he advanced.
Iron Mountain Shoulder!
Huang Mei’s club shattered under the impact, sending him flying.
Simultaneously, a wormhole opened behind Huang Mei, swallowing him once more.
Rojie shook his hand—the wormhole vanished.
After thoroughly beating Huang Mei until he questioned his own existence, Rojie finally turned to his real task.
He pulled ShaNiang from his pocket and weighed her in his hand.
Rojie remembered ShaNiang charged via light energy.
He glanced at the Antarctic continent, locked in polar night.
Pitch black—ShaNiang couldn’t charge here.
Rojie didn’t hesitate—he opened a wormhole and returned home.
Inside, he tossed ShaNiang onto the windowsill, where sunlight poured in.
“Time to eat, time to eat.”
ShaNiang emitted a crisp electronic tone; her crystal surface glowed faintly as she absorbed light energy.
Rojie stroked his chin, eyes darting.
He suddenly recalled the stellar drive technology he’d acquired from the Supreme World.
A technology capable of directly tapping stellar energy.
Thinking of it, Rojie manipulated the sun, condensing its light into a pure energy beam and injecting it precisely into ShaNiang.
Instantly, ShaNiang spoke, her tone cheerful: “Full! Full!”
Rojie smiled faintly and pressed the doll’s nose.
“Huaren Brand 2060 Model Phone ShaNiang at your service. Please enter the boot password.”
“I love Itachi.”
“Password correct.”
“Entering mode selection. Choose between Human Mode and Phone Mode.”
Rojie didn’t hesitate: “Human Mode.”
“Entering expression mode. Select: Joy, Anger, Sorrow, Happiness, Mischievous, Worry, Foolish, Embarrassed, Obedient, Cool.”
Rojie’s gaze flickered—he had a dangerous thought.
But he shook his head.
Sleeping with a fool is illegal.
Still, Rojie finally spoke: “Then… Foolish.”
ShaNiang should be Foolish.
Why else would she be called ShaNiang?
Why choose Obedient? Why choose Cool?
Too inauthentic.
Before he finished speaking, the crystal doll in his hand vanished, dissolving into a stream of green data.
The data coalesced into a humanoid form—a woman in red leather, a mature beauty.
But her lips curled into a foolish, vacant smile.
“Big Brother Rojie!”
ShaNiang skipped over, her voice sweet yet utterly clueless.
“Data copy.”
Rojie gave a flat command.
ShaNiang blinked, grinning foolishly: “Okay.”
Instantly, green data converged, forming a memory card before Rojie.
Though ShaNiang’s functions were absurdly powerful, her total data amounted to only 20,000 gigabytes.
Just a relic of the times.
After all, Tianwang still couldn’t match a 3060.
Rojie tossed the memory card into the Dark Dimension.
Within the Dark Dimension, the celestial computer stirred slightly, and streams of data poured down.
In an instant, it fully copied the mere 20,000 gigabytes of data from Suan Niu and began updating Rojie’s Dark Dimension system device.
Rojie’s heart stirred.
“It’s done.”
He now possessed all of Suan Niu’s functions.
Even without using that transfer function, once he returned to the Gray Mist Hall, he could directly synchronize Suan Niu’s power with his counterparts in other worlds.
(End of Chapter)
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