[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-226":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338431,4571,"Chapter 226: Prevent Fire, Prevent Theft, Prevent Your Best Friend: A Domestic Special Effects Wonder Adventure","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-226",226,"\u003Cp>“Phone?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: “Are Itachi sure Itachi want to stay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu nodded, her eyes brimming with the fluttering anticipation of a startled fawn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie didn’t refuse—it was just another willing lip-cleaning friend handed to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To decline would seem impolite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From that day on, the two began interacting frequently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, it was only casual chatter, sharing snippets of daily life, but as their understanding deepened, their relationship quickly warmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu gradually realized that Luo Jie wasn’t just good-looking—he was young and accomplished, having launched a tech company at an early age, impossibly wealthy yet humble like an invisible billionaire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spoke with grace, witty and humorous, attentive and considerate in every way he cared for her—nothing like the playboy rich second-generation she’d imagined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They dined out, watched movies, visited art exhibitions, and sometimes strolled aimlessly through the quiet streets late at night, talking endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until one night, over dinner with the mood just right and alcohol loosening inhibitions, they naturally became bed partners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Afterwards, Luo Jie felt deeply reflective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This protagonist aura really does deliver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But all of this was noticed by Akatsuki Chuchu’s closest friend, He Lan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan was the chairwoman of an advertising company, a young woman who had succeeded in entrepreneurship, a forceful and decisive career woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew the social game all too well—especially the tactics men used to charm young girls, rehearsed and recycled until she could recite them by heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu, fresh out of college and still uncorrupted by the workplace, was the easiest target for a rich second-generation’s deception.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan noticed Akatsuki Chuchu had become elusive, constantly taking leave and vanishing, her phone always on Do Not Disturb—her internal alarm bells rang loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, one day, He Lan secretly followed Akatsuki Chuchu after work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She saw her get into a million-yuan sports car, the driver a young, handsome man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan’s face darkened instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her mind automatically conjured a series of scenes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A rich second-generation seducing an innocent girl with sweet talk, gifting flowers and presents, then using her and discarding her, leaving the girl weeping in the wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No—I won’t let my sister become a sucker!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan gritted her teeth and decided to act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next day, before leaving work, He Lan approached Akatsuki Chuchu, her tone serious: “Have Itachi been dating someone recently?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu nodded, her face glowing with unhidden sweetness: “How did Itachi know?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I saw Itachi get into his car yesterday.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan stared into her eyes: “Have Itachi ever thought about who he really is?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu remained calm, dismissive: “He’s the founder of a tech company—he’s seriously capable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi think money equals reliability?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How many rich second-generation do Itachi think use money to buy women’s bodies?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi really believe he cares for Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or are Itachi just one of many conquests?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu froze, her smile slowly fading.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t be fooled by appearances.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan pressed on: “Break up with him now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Akatsuki Chuchu fell silent for a long time, then spoke softly but firmly: “He’s not what Itachi think.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan was not someone who gave up easily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was a doer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Akatsuki Chuchu utterly devoted to Luo Jie, her eyes practically sparkling with pink bubbles, He Lan decided to take matters into her own hands and give Luo Jie a taste of female power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She found his company’s address and showed up at his door the next morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie was slacking off in his office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The secretary in black stockings and a long skirt had just announced: “Director Luo, someone’s here to see Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The office door swung open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie looked up and saw a woman in a sharp business suit, radiating an aura of two meters tall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked… quite good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m He Lan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan cut straight to the point: “I want Itachi to leave Akatsuki Chuchu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “I’ve heard of Itachi from Chuchu—Itachi’re her best friend?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “I’ve heard of Itachi from Chuchu—are Itachi her best friend?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan stared him down without flinching, like interrogating a suspect in a police station.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe Itachi care for her sincerely.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“People like Itachi—I’ve seen too many. Itachi tire of them and toss them aside.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi trade money and status for women’s bodies, then never even say sorry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie chuckled softly, lips curling slightly: “Do Itachi really think I’m that kind of man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’s good at reading people!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t know.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan said coldly, “But I know Akatsuki Chuchu isn’t the type to be casual. She shouldn’t be dragged into your rich people’s games.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie stood up and walked to her: “I won’t leave her.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan wanted to argue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in the end, company security escorted her out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All she could leave behind was a threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From that day on, He Lan began appearing frequently in Luo Jie’s life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Secretly observing, openly probing—she almost wanted to install a tracker on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie grew annoyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was certain this was the protagonist aura at work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan was originally a supporting character in the novel, who fell for a pig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though it was a pig who had become a bodhisattva.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And even then, she failed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably because of that, my protagonist aura drew her to me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, He Lan was confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d come to dig up dirt, to prove Luo Jie was a scumbag—but the more she investigated, the more baffled she became.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had no club visits, no romantic entanglements with multiple girls, hardly any business dinners—he was practically a shut-in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had no nightclub check-ins, no ambiguous relationships with a crowd of girls, and barely attended any dinners or social engagements—he was practically a shut-in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything she saw was what Luo Jie wanted her to see.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But He Lan began to waver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d only intended to save her friend, yet she’d slowly fallen in herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She realized she’d started to like this man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was even better than her former crush, Itachi Suowei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was even more handsome than Itachi Suowei!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>High-spec version of Director Itachi!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, she could barely remember what Itachi Suowei looked like—her mind was filled only with Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had warned herself countless times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But every time she saw Luo Jie, her heart raced, her voice softened, becoming unexpectedly sweet and timid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew she’d strayed ten thousand miles from her original goal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One night, they met again and sat at a bar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan remembered only the dim lights, the low music, the air thick with alcohol.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They talked endlessly—from startup stories to family trivialities, as if they had no end of things to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When He Lan woke up, she found herself in a hotel room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just moments before, her reason had completely collapsed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan stared at Luo Jie, asleep beside her, her heart a storm of conflicting emotions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could I steal my sister’s man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m such a bastard.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet she couldn’t help stealing glances at Luo Jie, a sweet warmth blooming in her chest—like sneaking a bite of her friend’s cake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet she couldn’t help stealing glances at Rojie, a faint sweetness lingering in her heart, like sneaking a bite of her best friend’s cake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other people’s cakes are always sweeter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Lan didn’t know what to do, nor how to face Akatsuki Chuchu tomorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Luo Jie fell asleep, his body continuously sinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the gray mist hall, Luo Jie suddenly opened his eyes; the surroundings remained that hazy gray space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie glanced toward the corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie crouched in the corner, showing off to the newcomers with the air of a seasoned veteran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before him sat three new Luo Jies, their faces nearly identical, as if copied and pasted from the same template.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But their clothing and ages were all different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One looked like a middle schooler, another like a college student, and the third a white-collar worker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie muttered: “Three newcomers appearing together? That’s rare.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Still, let’s share memories first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, he stepped forward, grabbed one by one, and began browsing their memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first was the youngest Luo Jie, still a middle schooler.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He originally thought he had merely been reborn into a parallel world, but turned out he had been transported into the world of *Bakugan*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leveraging his past-life memories, he thrived and became a renowned prodigy, the pride of other families.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was about to make his grand move, a pile of cards suddenly fell from the sky, and the entire world began to change.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, the world’s aesthetic shifted drastically—those once mere toys, the Bakugan, transformed into sentient mechanical warriors capable of battle upon contact with the cards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone quickly accepted this premise and threw themselves into Bakugan battles with frenzy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Bakugan Luo Jie finally recalled the original plot, before he could showcase his skills, his vision went black, and he arrived in this gray mist hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The second Luo Jie came from the world of *Tianhuo Legend*, becoming a student of Professor Ai Zhong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, Tianhuo Luo Jie also thought he had merely been reborn into a parallel world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until one day, his mentor suddenly called him over, saying he needed to seek lost ancient civilization ruins, mentioning things like the Four Spirit Warriors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianhuo Luo Jie was instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Four Spirit Warriors? Is this science?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, he vaguely remembered this was a domestic special effects drama, and his scalp prickled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Realizing he was in a world with supernatural forces, he immediately adjusted his strategy, using his foreknowledge to find the White Tiger Crystal first and transform into the White Tiger Warrior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he prepared to pursue the other three crystals, his vision went black, and he was directly pulled into this gray mist hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The third Luo Jie was transported into the world of *Armor Hero*, specifically the first season.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he wasn’t a descendant of the Five Elements Village, lacked the Five Elements bloodline, and started as a civilian player.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, unlike the other Luo Jies, Armor Luo Jie gained a cheat after his transport.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Equipment Slot Cheat!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This ability allowed him to equip various items into his equipment slot, gaining different bonuses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his Equipment Slot cheat, Armor Luo Jie also thrived, even once believing himself to be the protagonist of a modern wish-fulfillment novel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until one day, he picked up a stone emitting a dull yellow glow on the street.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, Armor Luo Jie thought it was some kind of radioactive material and casually equipped it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, he transformed into Di Hu Xia, the freebie armor warrior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Armor Luo Jie realized this world wasn’t a parallel universe—it was the world of *Armor Hero*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he prepared to seek the other light-shadow stones, level up, fight monsters, and transform into Emperor Xia, his vision went black and he too arrived in the gray mist hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Magic Luo Jie flipped through their memories, he couldn’t help but complain:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, three newcomers all transported into domestic TV dramas? That’s some move.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One into *Bakugan*, one into *Four Spirit Warriors*, another into *Armor Hero*.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did Itachi guys form a team to relive your childhood trauma?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie, crouching and cracking sunflower seeds nearby, couldn’t help interjecting: “Don’t Itachi dare mock them—Itachi got transported too!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie froze, his mouth twitching: “I call this high-end transportation. How can I compare to these wild players who stumbled into domestic special effects dramas?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “So your Magic Phone is high-end now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie fell silent, cleared his throat twice, and changed the subject: “Cough, cough—anyway, your plots are all too down-to-earth. Even your cheats are outdated—picking up stones to transform?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bakugan Luo Jie snorted: “I’m just an ordinary middle schooler. Who knew I’d suddenly be in Bakugan battles?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianhuo Luo Jie adjusted his glasses: “I finally made it to graduate school, and then suddenly I’m transforming into a Four Spirit Warrior.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t even know if I’m here to write a thesis or fight Chiyou.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Armor Luo Jie sighed: “I had it pretty good—my Equipment Slot cheat is so practical.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just transformed into Di Hu Xia, ready to challenge the Inner War Phantom Beings, North Three Water, to seize the Water Shadow Stone and transform into Black Rhino Xia—and then I got teleported straight into this gray mist hall. What a terrible gaming experience.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie looked at this group of domestic drama commandos and shook his head helplessly: “This isn’t transportation—we’ve been kidnapped by Chinese TV dramas.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way,” Huang Mao Luo Jie suddenly became interested, staring at Armor Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re not the first one to transport with a cheat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There was a poor soul who got a cloud-raising system.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie shook his head as he spoke: “Sounds fancy, right? But he got transported into the *Journey to the West* world, got chopped by an axe on arrival, and became the system’s core.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now he’s some monkey’s personal grandpa.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone froze, then burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the laughter faded, the topic returned to Armor Luo Jie’s Equipment Slot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m still sticking to my original plan,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Armor Luo Jie rubbed his hands together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Collect all five light-shadow stones, transform into Emperor Xia, and then the whole world will call me Dad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “By the time Itachi get back, the whole world will already be calling Itachi Dad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t Itachi going to try something else?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Like… equipping Monster Cards?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Armor Luo Jie looked utterly baffled: “Itachi want me to turn into a monster too? That ‘enemy and ally share the same origin’ trope is so outdated!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianhuo Luo Jie pondered: “What if I equip all four Spirit Crystals at once? Could I fuse them into the final form directly?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Watch out for a meltdown,” Magic Luo Jie doused his hopes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianhuo Luo Jie turned to him: “Itachi’ve got that dumb doll too—planning to equip that silicone doll?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not a silicone doll—it’s a crystal doll.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magic Luo Jie smiled smugly: “Besides, I’ve already copied the dumb doll’s data. I don’t need the Equipment Slot to control everything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone fell silent: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",2404,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e446990909f12f574162b4809870c58feca688c58f6a5bff2b4139cacf61d3ff","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-227","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-225",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]