[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-227":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338432,4571,"Chapter 227: Correct Way to Activate Earth Tiger Armor: Stand and Regenerate Qi","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-227",227,"\u003Cp>Magical Luo Jie stood with hands on hips, grinning from ear to ear:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi know what?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After I returned, I found that the protagonist aura I stole from Nascent Soul Luo Jie isn’t just useful in the Urban Dragon King world!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In the Magic Phone world, it gives me insane bonuses too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magical Luo Jie exclaimed excitedly: “Wherever I go, I’m the main character—walking down the street, I pick up money, girls throw themselves at me, even eating out gets me free meals.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie, flipping through his memories, raised an eyebrow: “Oh? Nascent Soul Luo Jie drained his disciple dry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about his disciple Ye Liangchen’s romantic interest?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why not take better care of him? Itachi don’t even care about your disciple’s personal life.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magical Luo Jie retorted: “I never thought Itachi’d be this kind of person.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie narrowed his eyes, displeased: “What kind of person am I? Don’t Itachi know? Don’t I know myself better than anyone?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, I just optimized resource allocation a little.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Huang Mao Luo Jie snorted: “Even without this protagonist aura, I’d still be invincible—I was born with the protagonist script.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, Itachi’re the main character.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magical Luo Jie nodded vaguely, tone like soothing a child.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Armor Luo Jie, listening nearby, burned with excitement: “Perfect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I want to be the main character too—once I transform into Emperor Hero, who isn’t a shining male lead?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bawwan Luo Jie raised his hand weakly: “I’m just a middle schooler—what good am I…?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi want me to court Long Lingyin?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magical Luo Jie’s eyes lit up as if he’d discovered a new continent: “Brilliant! If Itachi court her, by the time the ‘Holy Stone Warriors’ plot kicks off in twenty years, your son will be the protagonist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon after, the group chattered further in the Gray Mist Hall; seeing no new arrivals and nothing left to discuss, they logged off one by one, returning to their own worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hall fell silent again, the gray mist drifting slowly, as if the chatterers had been an illusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Armor Hero World.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie awoke from a daze, his head still spinning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coming to his senses, he felt deeply moved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t realized he had not just an equipment slot as a cheat, but also the Gray Mist Hall as another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could synchronize his other-world selves’ power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie closed his eyes and carefully sensed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, the power from all his other-world selves now filled his body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a familiar power surged into his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was that unlucky guy’s Cloud Cultivation System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s eyes brightened—he had an idea: “If I can cloud-cultivate Xiangyang and obtain his purest Five Elements bloodline...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wouldn’t I instantly unlock the Emperor Armor’s summoning eligibility?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All I need is sunlight to summon it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, he nearly laughed out loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why bother searching for Light-Shadow Stones? Isn’t it better to just become a Heavenly Dragon Man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Saves time, saves effort, no need to carry a Light-Shadow Stone around all day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He acted immediately, rising to his feet to find Xiangyang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After leaving his home, he drove his limited-edition sports car while activating his Insight Eye to locate Xiangyang’s exact position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was about to navigate to Xiangyang’s location, his Yanjiao  caught something odd by the roadside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A short distance away, a man in bizarre clothing was kidnapping a little girl, flanked by two monsters that looked like plants come to life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie squinted—and his temper flared: “Isn’t that Choujiang?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t Itachi just stay as assistant director? Now Itachi’re into human trafficking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To commit such a thing in broad daylight...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would Luo Jie tolerate it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed on the brakes, leapt out, and transformed—his combo flowed flawlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Armor Fusion!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a mechanical electronic sound, the Earth Tiger Armor successfully bonded to him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let her go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choujiang was busy subduing Akatsuki Xi, Bei Miao’s non-blood-related sister.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned at the sound, saw the Earth Tiger Armor, and froze: “Where did this Armor Hero come from?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But seeing only Luo Jie alone, Choujiang felt confident again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two against one—guaranteed win.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had no patience for words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He charged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he’d worn the Earth Tiger Armor for a short time, he wasn’t some bouncy tiger like Kun Zhong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since mastering the core secret—regenerating Qi by standing on the ground—his combat style had become as steady as an old dog.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the correct way to activate the Earth Tiger Armor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choujiang was startled again and shouted to his two Energy Beasts: “Attack! Teach him a lesson!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Baihe Beast and Xingmu Beast shrieked and lunged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Baihe Beast spat a purple energy orb; Xingmu Beast swung its vines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene felt familiar to Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like his daily life in the Plants vs. Zombies world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie calmly raised his hand and summoned the Earth-Cleave Blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Baihe Beast prepared another orb, Luo Jie flashed before it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Earth-Cleave Slash!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One strike—the Baihe Beast’s vision went black; a yellow-earth Taiji diagram erupted from its back, freezing it in place, expression locked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Luo Jie spun and swept at Xingmu Beast with a horizontal slash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next, he held the blade in one hand and slapped with the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Earth-Cleave Palm!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Slap!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xingmu Beast exploded instantly, becoming a Spirit-Sealing Charm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Luo Jie slapped Baihe Beast again, turning it into a Spirit-Sealing Charm too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the visual effects were mediocre, the Energy Beast design was still insanely cool.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were monsters formed when Dark Universe Demon Stones fused with mutated single- or multi-cellular Earth organisms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dubbed five-dimensional beings, immortal and nearly invincible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Light-Shadow Armors could only seal them into two-dimensional cards via their ultimate techniques.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Choujiang stared, utterly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One slash, one kid—efficiency was absurd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Armor Hero wasn’t like any he’d fought before—nothing like Kong Da Xia or Pickled Shrimp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Y-Itachi... who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie didn’t answer, only said: “Evil-born demon realm brat—I’ll end Itachi now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choujiang immediately knelt and begged: “Stop! I surrender! I really want to be good!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sneered: “Rotten oranges stay rotten. One day a rotten orange, always a rotten orange.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without mercy, he delivered a righteous slap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Slap!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choujiang flew backward, crashing into a utility pole, barely clinging to life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie turned to the unconscious little girl with twin pigtails.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a distant roar echoed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let go of my sister!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1080,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","6453c78395d830fd3036cfdcff70f10a42d80fa9e9c7c6dcaa473c6a4ec7e712","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-228","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-226",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]