[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-229":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338434,4571,"Chapter 229: Cloud Adoption System: One-Click Bind to Imperial Heir Child","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-229",229,"\u003Cp>At this point, upon learning that someone wished to adopt a child, the director of Sunshine Welfare Home personally came to the reception room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He warmly greeted: “Mr. Luo, welcome, welcome.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded with a smile: “The pleasure is mine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a brief exchange of pleasantries,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the director smiled and said: “Shall I take Itachi to see the children?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded in agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director then led him toward the courtyard where the children were playing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From afar, a group of little kids chased and wrestled on the grass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s gaze swept across them and immediately locked onto a solitary child in the corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Xiangyang, the one possessing the purest Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wore old clothes, sat on a swing, gazed upward, his eyes hollow, as if the entire world had nothing to do with him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie seemed to have seen a similar aura on that fox boy before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this the aura shared by imperial heirs?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie immediately activated the Cloud Adoption System and chose to bind with Xiangyang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, a vast surge of energy flooded into his body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s heart erupted in joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, I have the Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m no longer a bloodline-less muggle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m one of the elite now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Luo Jie did not forget to activate the celestial computer in the dark dimension to analyze the data of this bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The spirit of scientific research must not be abandoned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let’s see if we can synchronize the Five Elements bloodline across other worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If possible, my counterpart in the Three-Body world could launch the Universal Emperor Hero program.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone turns into light, wandering the universe as street loafers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the director was still enthusiastically introducing: “All our children are very lovely…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he suddenly turned to Luo Jie: “Mr. Luo, have Itachi found a child Itachi like?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie unhesitatingly pointed toward the corner where Xiangyang sat: “I think that child is perfect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director’s expression instantly changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hesitated, then said: “Xiangyang… has a rather reclusive personality, hard to get along with. Mr. Luo, please consider carefully.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As director of Sunshine Welfare Home, he naturally knew many secrets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Including Xiangyang’s true identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Possessing the purest Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, Sunshine Welfare Home actually housed many descendants of the Five Elements Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Members of the original Armor Team One all had some connection to Sunshine Welfare Home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many of them had once been orphans here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, Sunshine Welfare Home had once concealed the Gold Shadow Stone and Water Shadow Stone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten years ago, the Shadow Realm attacked Sunshine Orphanage precisely for these two Shadow Stones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, seeing a young man, wealthy and conspicuous, fixated on Xiangyang, the director couldn’t help but suspect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does this guy know about the Five Elements Village and the psychic beasts? Is he coveting the Five Elements bloodline?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, Xiangyang had been adopted before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that couple were the ultimate human garbage—alcoholics and gamblers, total scum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After adoption, Xiangyang wasn’t sent to school; instead, he became free labor, forced to roam the streets with a burlap sack collecting trash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Emperor Armor summoner had become a trash collector.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, the director grew even more hesitant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie spoke: “I think that child is excellent—he will surely achieve greatness.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The staff nearby, seeing the director’s hesitation, looked puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didn’t the director usually care deeply about Xiangyang?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that a wealthy young heir with such good conditions wants to adopt him, why is he hesitating?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Luo Jie stepped forward and whispered to him: “I mean no harm. I am also a descendant of the Five Elements Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the director’s pupils dilated in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Itachi’re one too…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could speak, Luo Jie walked up to Xiangyang, knelt down, and asked gently:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Little boy, how would Itachi like me to be your father?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing someone wanted to be his father, Xiangyang remained silent, not even lifting his eyelids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared at the ground as if it held the universe’s greatest mystery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie wasn’t in a rush; he continued: “I can buy Itachi new clothes, find Itachi a beautiful mother, and teach Itachi to fight monsters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The staff watching this scene couldn’t help but sigh inwardly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This rich guy has a playful side—even at his age, he still thinks about fighting monsters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the director also knelt down and softly asked Xiangyang: “Xiangyang, would Itachi like to go with Mr. Luo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps due to the natural attraction between Five Elements bloodlines, Xiangyang felt an inexplicable warmth toward this man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That resonance deep within his bloodline gave him an unexpected sense of safety.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, both of them now possessed the purest Five Elements bloodline—they were, in essence, father and son without blood ties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiangyang still said nothing, but gave a slight nod.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, the director exhaled deeply: “Since Xiangyang agrees, I entrust him to Itachi, Mr. Luo.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded solemnly and promised: “Rest assured, I will treat him well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director, satisfied, took Luo Jie to process Xiangyang’s adoption paperwork.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the staff stamped the documents, they muttered, “These days, there are still wealthy second-generation kids who come in person to adopt children—rare creatures indeed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“True. At his age, he could easily have his own children. Could there be some hidden reason?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing outside the room, talking with the director, Luo Jie’s expression shifted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone dares to slander me, the Emperor Hero?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How bold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whatever. I won’t bother with muggles who lack the Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the paperwork was complete. Luo Jie placed Xiangyang’s suitcase in the trunk of his sports car and opened the passenger door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiangyang silently got in, fastened his seatbelt, saying not a word the entire time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie started the engine, and the car slowly pulled away from Sunshine Welfare Home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the car, silence reigned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie drove, glancing occasionally at Xiangyang beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kid… is a true social phobe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though I’m a social phobe too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But I’m a social terror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For genuine social phobes, Luo Jie had no good way to connect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he pondered how to break the ice, a flash of inspiration struck his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right—I have a dumb girl!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brilliant wisdom suddenly activated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Got it: when we get home, I’ll replicate the dumb girl and have her take care of the kid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The dumb girl—a thoughtful, gentle, cooking-capable high-tech smartphone robot—is the perfect nanny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to me, an Emperor Hero who only knows how to fight monsters, I’m utterly unsuited for parenting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m clearly a genius.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s lips curled upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before that, he had one more thing to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie pulled up the celestial computer interface in the dark dimension and checked the progress of the Five Elements bloodline analysis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The exact mechanism of how the Five Elements bloodline functions had not yet been fully deciphered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the good news was, he had already mastered the method to replicate the Five Elements bloodline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even better—he could decompose the Five Elements bloodline into independent bloodlines of each village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, he could produce a large batch of Five Elements Village descendants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each bloodline would be absurdly pure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In other words, Luo Jie was now, effectively, a bloodline wholesaler!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No—better yet, an Armor wholesaler.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1229,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","afc53c52ddf91b02b9855b1a5d3cd54a00965947aa7140d3994d0d26fd8046e8","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-230","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-228",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]