[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-231":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338436,4571,"Chapter 231: The Baby-Raising Robot Shao Niu, Even the Emperor Hero Has Homework","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-231",231,"\u003Cp>The four Elemental Beasts roared as they charged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, they had met the Ultimate Emperor Hero today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie merely flicked his Aurora Sword lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the four ancient beasts could comprehend what had happened, they were smashed into disarray and crashed into a nearby pavilion, collapsing it instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stared at each other, their eyes filled with confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weren’t they legendary ancient beasts?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why were they being crushed like newbie monsters in a starter village?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had no patience for further words—he twisted his belt and activated his ultimate technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Aurora Shield on his chest instantly split into five beams of light, shooting forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before him, five colored emblems slowly materialized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snow Albatross Hero, Earth Tiger Hero, Black Rhino Hero, Wind Eagle Hero, Flame Dragon Hero.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The power of all five light and shadow armor suits converged here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, the Aurora Sword hovered in midair, trembling and emitting a deep hum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, a golden energy dragon phantom emerged from the hilt, coiling around the sword as it extended forward, radiating overwhelming might.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, the blade split open, revealing golden blade shadows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Five Sacred Final Strikes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie roared, shoving both hands forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Aurora Sword became a brilliant golden light, slicing through the sky and striking straight at the four Elemental Beasts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The golden dragon phantom soared upward, opening its massive jaws and swallowing all four beasts whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“BOOM!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deafening explosion shook heaven and earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four Elemental Beasts vanished entirely, leaving only four Demon-Sealing Stickers on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ziyang and He Jie stared in stunned silence, mouths wide enough to fit a hamburger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Jie swallowed hard: “This… this is the Emperor Armor’s power?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, hurried footsteps approached from afar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Shan and Xin Nan finally arrived on the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had just transformed into Wind Eagle Hero and Flame Dragon Hero.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when they saw what lay before them, they froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had the battle already ended?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were too late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before them stood a figure shimmering with golden light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Shan could hardly believe it: “Emperor Armor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xin Nan was equally stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie deactivated his armor and strolled slowly toward the food cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is my hamburger ready?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ziyang snapped out of his daze and nodded frantically: “It’s ready, it’s ready—I’ll pack it for Itachi right away.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie took the hamburger and turned to walk toward the sports car with Xiangyang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him, Dong Shan opened his mouth to call out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xin Nan grabbed his arm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Shan looked frustrated: “He’s the summoner of Emperor Armor—we can’t let him just walk away.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xin Nan replied: “Based on your previous interactions with him, do Itachi think he cares what we say?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Report this to Meizhen and the others first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Shan fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, the battle just now had said everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They hadn’t even had a chance to act—he’d already ended the fight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gap in strength between them was too vast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They weren’t even on the same level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Luo Jie had already slid into the sports car, fastened his seatbelt, and was feeding Xiangyang as he drove.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eat one more hamburger—Itachi won’t need lunch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sports car drove off, leaving behind a ruined battlefield and a crowd of onlookers still reeling from shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back home, Luo Jie assigned Xiangyang a room while mentally planning his next steps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Raising a child was a technical challenge for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Luo Jie decisively opened the hidden dimension’s celestial computer and retrieved the Shao Niu data package he had copied from Magic Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I’m going to be a dad, I need a reliable nanny.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rubbed his hands together and expertly crafted an AI girlfriend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, a crystal doll appeared in his palm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pressed the button.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huaren Brand 2060 Model Shao Niu AI at your service. Please enter the boot password.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smirked and spoke without hesitation:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I love Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Password accepted.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Entering mode selection. Please choose between Human Mode and Phone Mode.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie didn’t hesitate: “Human Mode.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Entering expression mode. Please select: Joy, Anger, Sorrow, Happiness, Mischievous, Worry, Foolish, Shame, Obedient, Cool.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Considering he’d use her to raise a child, he didn’t pick Foolish again—he chose Obedient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, would Shao Niu be taking care of Xiangyang—or would Xiangyang be taking care of Shao Niu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wouldn’t that reverse heaven and earth?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, a woman in a red leather suit appeared in the center of the living room, her demeanor gentle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She smiled slightly, her voice sweet:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Big Brother Luo Jie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sized her up and nodded in satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He grabbed Xiangyang—who had just finished his hamburger and still looked dazed—and pushed him toward Shao Niu:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From now on, Itachi’re his nanny. Take care of his daily life, meals, school, and homework.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, and also fight monsters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shao Niu responded seriously: “Received. I will raise him using the most scientific methods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiangyang looked up at this suddenly appearing older sister, and for the first time, a flicker of emotion crossed his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He asked weakly: “Do I still have to do homework?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie patted his shoulder and said solemnly: “Of course Itachi do. How can a kid your age skip homework?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi must do homework. Hard homework.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Luo Jie picked up the phone and called the admissions office of a nearby key elementary school to process Xiangyang’s transfer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Elsewhere, in the ERP Research Lab, the atmosphere was more tense than usual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Miao sat at the conference table, furious, like a kindergartener whose lollipop had been stolen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My Water Shadow Stone was stolen—why aren’t Itachi guys rushing to find that guy and bring him back?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed the table: “Without my Water Shadow Stone, how am I supposed to transform into Black Rhino Hero?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Earlier, after Xin Nan and Dong Shan rescued Bei Miao, they discovered he was the Black Rhino Armor summoner and invited him to join ERP.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They hadn’t expected to bring home a father figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meizhen stood nearby, calm but slightly exasperated: “We’re already in contact with him and preparing to cooperate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cooperate?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Miao frowned: “Itachi mean the guy who stole my Water Shadow Stone?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meizhen nodded: “Yes, that man.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Miao nearly fainted: “Itachi actually plan to negotiate with him?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meizhen replied: “Although he beat Itachi to a pulp and stole your Water Shadow Stone, he’s not evil.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Miao laughed bitterly: “So according to Itachi, he’s not evil—does that make me evil?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meizhen could only sigh: “That’s not what I meant.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bei Miao snapped: “It’s exactly what Itachi meant.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the door opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xin Nan and Dong Shan walked in, dusty and breathless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Shan immediately saw Bei Miao arguing with Meizhen and grew annoyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Meizhen was his prospective girlfriend, and they were currently in a romantic, ambiguous relationship.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he let her suffer such an injustice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1156,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","cb0484415ace2e0927c9ae8a8bd92a0a0319c0de7f8f2c55e5e6b6bbbacd15e5","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-232","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-230",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]