[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-236":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338441,4571,"Chapter 236: Self-Cultivation of the Multiversal Cannon Stand","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-236",236,"\u003Cp>Renjia Town.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Morning sunlight spilled onto the blue stone slabs, the air thick with the scent of incense and paper money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa was busy from early morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to make money, but to relocate his dead father’s grave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Business has been getting worse these years—definitely because the dead are crushing the living’s feng shui!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he worked, he muttered under his breath: “This old bastard never helped me make money while alive, and now he’s dragging me down even after death.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Ren Fa complained, his hands never stopped—he ordered his assistants to burn paper money and summoned Uncle Jiu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally finding a moment to spare, Ren Fa prepared to call his daughter for a meal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when he pushed open the door and stepped inside, he froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There stood Ren Tingting in front of the mirror, trying on several carefully chosen outfits, a makeup brush in hand, as if frantically preparing for a date.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Alarm bells rang loudly in Ren Fa’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Something’s wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My daughter likes makeup, but she’s never done this before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He cautiously asked: “Tingting, what’s going on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting didn’t turn around, her voice light and cheerful: “Dad, which outfit looks better on me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa forced a calm expression and replied dryly: “I think all of them look beautiful.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting rolled her eyes—clearly unsatisfied with this lazy answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa’s heart sank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dammit, the cabbage I raised so carefully is about to be stolen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He cleared his throat, his tone stern: “Tingting, have Itachi been up to something lately?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi can tell your dad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting suddenly remembered, her eyes lighting up: “Oh right! A friend is coming over to visit. I forgot to tell Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa nearly dropped the beads in his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A friend?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A guy?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting nodded, beaming: “Mm-hmm, it’s a guy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“His name is Rojie. He’s a friend I met recently.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie’s family owns huge businesses in the provincial capital. He studied abroad for years and has been to several countries—he’s even a famous foreign scholar!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, Dad, have Itachi heard of Egypt?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He told me he went on an adventure there and almost got bitten by a mummy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A mummy? That’s the foreign version of a zombie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting chattered on enthusiastically, introducing Rojie to Ren Fa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Listening to her, Ren Fa had already labeled Rojie as a womanizing, Western-educated scoundrel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He frowned, his tone serious: “Sounds impressive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I wonder if it’s real—or just a con.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting giggled: “Dad, Itachi’re overthinking it. Rojie’s got real skills.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He even knows magic!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Magic?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa nearly thought he’d misheard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew magic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu in town was a Daoist priest with powerful magic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could this foreign monk know magic too?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting beamed: “Yes! He says he can summon the dead and control sandstorms!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, Ren Fa leapt to his feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh no, my Tingting’s been tricked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kid’s definitely a street con artist, spinning tall tales to charm a girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more he thought about it, the angrier he got—he decided to meet this Rojie himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Ren Fa smiled pleasantly and said: “Fine, let him come.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I want to see which fool dares to court my precious daughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Rojie sat in his car, feeling the power syncing in from other worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He closed his eyes, carefully sensing it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, no major issues.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the mixed worlds were chaotic, their energy systems were surprisingly compatible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Magical powers suffered almost no loss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was the Heavenly and Earthly Talismans or the Eight Demon Powers, all could be summoned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This must be due to the presence of Maoshan Daoist techniques.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie thought: “After all, Uncle Jiu’s side follows a proper cultivation system.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But powers like Armor Warriors or Hyper-Tech had abysmal conversion rates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sighed: “Still, it’s enough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Rojie pulled out the Book of the Dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that his power had grown, he instantly saw its true nature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A magical artifact saturated with dark energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, he might have spent years just to fully master it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, Rojie casually slipped the book into his equipment slot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, the previously incomprehensible incantations, complex rituals, and obscure ancient Egyptian script all automatically became his knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The equipment slot is so convenient.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded in satisfaction and restarted the engine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Rojie arrived in Renjia Town.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spotted a familiar figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting wore a Western-style dress, her chest prominently lifted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So white, so big a dress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two maids stood beside her, waiting at the gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stopped the car and rolled down the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Rojie, Tingting rushed forward with a smile: “Mr. Rojie, welcome to Renjia Town.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved: “No need for formality—call me Jiege.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting quickly replied: “Yes, Jiege.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie’s gaze accidentally drifted upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From this angle, he could enjoy a full view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie cleared his throat and looked away: “Tingting, want to take a drive with me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’d like to see the scenery of Renjia Town.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting blushed, huffing lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, she told the maids to go back and climbed into the passenger seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they prepared to leave, a figure suddenly leapt out from behind a roadside tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A thunderous roar shook the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie frowned: “Who is this? So rude?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting recognized the voice and quickly explained: “That’s my dad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie instantly understood: “Oh, Master Ren.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the original story, this guy was killed by his own dead father.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Died a miserable death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For his daughter’s sake, I’ll save this life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if he dies, I can revive him once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa blocked the car with his body, shouting at his daughter: “Tingting, how can Itachi go out with someone like this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tingting stuck her head out the window, pouting: “Dad, he’s our guest! Why are Itachi acting like this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie, calm and composed, said: “Master Ren, it’s still early. Let’s find a place to sit and talk about Tingting and me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa snorted: “Funny—I already have an appointment at a café today.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then let’s take care of your matter while I’m at it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: \"Sure, I could use a cup of coffee anyway—let me tell Itachi how I subdued mummies in Egypt.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa said nothing, got into the rickshaw, and stormed off ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them entered the town’s café, one behind the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1064,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e1bd2087518ac01082ed00d3117ea448ea36caca42b27121393421d1d9a5b235","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-237","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-235",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]