[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-237":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338442,4571,"Chapter 237: The Strongest Novice Tutor Across All Realms","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-237",237,"\u003Cp>The three entered the café and sat down in a private room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the Ren family’s business has declined in recent years, a dying camel is still bigger than a horse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa remains a prominent figure in Renjia Town; wherever he goes, people bow and greet him as Master Ren.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the way, everyone he passed greeted him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, in this world of metaphysics, once feng shui turns bad, misfortune follows daily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting had been concerned about Luo Jie all along the way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Jie, are Itachi used to the environment here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The coffee here might not taste as good as abroad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Would Itachi like me to introduce Itachi to a few friends?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, she tenderly wiped his cup, poured him water, and handed him tissues—clearly a future model wife.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She feared Luo Jie wouldn’t adjust to the countryside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, in Ren Tingting’s eyes, she’d merely gone to the provincial capital, attended university, and returned to find the town hopelessly backward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Luo Jie had studied abroad—he’d likely be even more dissatisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it were her, she wouldn’t even want to stay in town.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie, however, thoroughly enjoyed this treatment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder she was the permanent heroine—her awareness was simply superior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Ren Fa, seeing his daughter fussing over Luo Jie, gritted his teeth in anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How long has this kid been here, and already Tingting’s fawning over him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa suspected Luo Jie was using his study-abroad status to swindle money and seduce women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All those boys who’d drunk foreign ink were like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa recalled a story he’d heard from a business partner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A poor boy who’d studied abroad swindled money and seduced women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After ordering coffee, Ren Fa could no longer hold back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Luo Jie, forcing a friendly smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tingting said Itachi learned some sorcery abroad, and can even summon the dead?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Just a little knowledge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa sneered: “Funny—we have a Daoist in town called Uncle Jiu who also practices sorcery.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve invited him today to relocate my ancestral tomb.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why don’t Itachi come along and judge whether Uncle Jiu truly has real skill?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Luo Jie’s brow instantly furrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clever move—using someone else’s knife to kill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I just dated your daughter, and now Itachi want me to duel Uncle Jiu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie mentally ranted furiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who is Uncle Jiu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s the strongest novice tutor across all realms!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His disciples from other worlds include all kinds of people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Great Immortals, Primordial Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My puny frame dares not step forward to spar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, a waiter entered and whispered to Ren Fa:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master Ren, Uncle Jiu has arrived.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa immediately stood up, beaming: “Speak of the devil, and he appears—Uncle Jiu’s here, let Itachi two meet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, he strode out to greet him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after, Ren Fa returned with three men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lead figure was a middle-aged man with a square face, radiating authority and righteous energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Uncle Jiu!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked with steady steps, eyes blazing—clearly the type who enters with a personal theme song.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, Luo Jie’s purpose in coming to Renjia Town was to find Uncle Jiu, become his disciple, and join his legendary roster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, Luo Jie shared his own power across other worlds—why would he become someone else’s apprentice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, Uncle Jiu’s own two disciples, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, were each more troublesome than the last.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Luo Jie glanced behind Uncle Jiu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, he saw two familiar figures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Tian Bao, the one who declared “My fate is mine, not heaven’s.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wrong—actually, they were Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One was slick-tongued, greedy, and lustful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other was grotesque-looking, cowardly, and lustful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both were experts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They caused bigger messes each time, yet always escaped unscathed while others suffered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind Uncle Jiu, they bickered loudly over whose fart had been worse yesterday.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Uncle Jiu entered, his gaze swept the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he saw Luo Jie, he paused slightly, a flash of sharpness in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu silently pondered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kid’s aura was strange—he couldn’t read him at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he was clearly one of their kind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could he be here to steal business?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Ren Fa was already enthusiastically introducing:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uncle Jiu, this is Mr. Luo from the provincial capital—Tingting’s good friend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He says he learned plenty of sorcery abroad and can summon the dead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could Itachi let him help inspect the feng shui?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he winked at Uncle Jiu and slipped him a red envelope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu and Ren Fa had been old acquaintances for years—he understood at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh～”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was being asked to properly entertain this fellow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu studied Luo Jie again, noticing his closeness to Ren Tingting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu understood everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So this was about teaching a son-in-law a lesson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did they take him, Uncle Jiu, for?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his hands wouldn’t obey.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After exchanging a few pleasantries, Uncle Jiu turned serious toward Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Luo, I heard from Master Ren that Itachi also practice sorcery—let’s talk.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled and replied:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s no secret—I spent a few years in Egypt and killed a resurrected mummy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I picked up a few ancient Egyptian techniques along the way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, I’m not just familiar with foreign tricks.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve studied both East and West—talismans, arrays, sorcery, and divine arts—I know a bit of all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m no foreign monk.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu raised an eyebrow: “Mummy?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: “It’s the foreigner’s zombie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu suddenly understood, stroked his beard, and nodded in realization.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, foreign zombie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even foreigners turn into zombies after death.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a few murmurs, his expression calmed, but his tone carried subtle probing:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Luo, if Itachi have time, why not come along to observe the tomb relocation this afternoon?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Luo Jie’s eyes lit up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he miss a zombie rising?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately nodded: “Sure, I’d like to see Uncle Jiu’s skills in action.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa, listening nearby, frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To probe further, he made an excuse to go relieve himself and called Uncle Jiu outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the outhouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa lowered his voice and asked, “Uncle Jiu, can Itachi tell what this kid’s background is?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu nodded, his tone calm: “This kid has real spiritual power—he’s no street con artist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa exclaimed in shock: “Not a con artist?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu smiled: “I’ve observed his breath is steady and his speech measured—he’s nothing like those fake Daoists who swindle money with their tongues.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa sneered: “To me, he’s just a pretentious foreign monk.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu glanced at him: “Your daughter likes him—why do Itachi care so much?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa gritted his teeth: “I just can’t stand the sight of him!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Jiu retorted: “Then for the rest of your life, Itachi’ll probably find everyone unbearable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1150,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","0a12ea6122421e993eb35856d1e1153a9bb9161f35467e97eb4f71b7d3a69dcb","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-238","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-236",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]