[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-238":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338443,4571,"Chapter 238: Let Chu Renmei Fight Erlang Shen","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-238",238,"\u003Cp>Ren Tingting watched the two of them sneak off mysteriously, frowning: “Why did they go to the latrine together?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie lifted his coffee and smiled faintly: “Men’s secrets.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting sneered: “So secretive—could they be plotting how to take Itachi down?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie shrugged: “Let them try.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he casually glanced across the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai sat in the corner opposite, leaning forward, eyes darting nervously—like a backup guy spying on a couple’s date.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stared at Luo Jie and Ren Tingting, who were cooing to each other, and grew increasingly bitter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai couldn’t help muttering low: “How come such a beautiful daughter as Miss Ren ended up with that kid?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng sighed: “Itachi’re right—I can’t figure it out either.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai groaned: “Why? Just because he’s good-looking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes: “Who do Itachi think Itachi are? Are Itachi good-looking too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai nodded seriously: “I’m good-looking too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng fell silent for a moment, then murmured: “Do Itachi have a car? He arrived in a foreign-style automobile.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai protested: “I have one in my dreams.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng pressed on: “Do Itachi have money? I heard he’s from a wealthy family in the provincial capital.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai stuck out his neck: “I don’t have money, but I’ve got ambition!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng sighed: “Itachi’ve got ambition—but he’s got foreign education, foreign magic, foreign zombies…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai exploded: “Right! I forgot about that!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He says he fought mummies in Egypt and learned foreign magic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“These days even zombies are foreign—what isn’t foreign anymore?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If this keeps up, we might as well send Maoshan abroad to get some golden credentials and turn it into Foreign Maoshan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai grew angrier by the moment, ready to keep ranting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng suddenly noticed Luo Jie’s gaze sweeping over them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He jolted, clammed up, and tugged Wen Cai’s sleeve: “Stop talking—he’s looking at us.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai quickly lowered his head, pretending nothing was wrong, humming a tune under his breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Ren Fa and Master Jiu walked back together, arms linked, from the latrine side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu spoke with solemn righteousness: “Time waits for no one—let’s prepare to relocate Master Ren’s tomb.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa nodded eagerly: “Thanks to Itachi, Master Jiu—I’ve been uneasy without your help.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Luo Jie and Ren Tingting: “Itachi two come along too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group set off in force, headed for the Ren family ancestral graves outside town.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa had summoned over a dozen strong men, all equipped with hoes, shovels, and ropes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As previously agreed, the coffin would first be taken to Master Jiu’s mortuary, then reburied after selecting an auspicious date and burial site.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, wealthy families had many customs for relocating graves—no haphazard handling allowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, Itachi throw a grand ceremony today, and tomorrow someone steals the corpse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These are chaotic times—anyone might try to get rich through grave-robbing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the mound was dug open, revealing a pitch-black coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie stared at the coffin for several seconds, then whispered softly to Ren Tingting:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Based on my experience…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your grandfather is at risk of turning into a corpse demon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment he spoke, silence fell over the entire group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Ren Tingting could react, Ren Fa’s face turned green.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He nearly spilled incense ash onto Luo Jie’s face: “How dare Itachi say my own father is turning into a corpse?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi can get Tingting to marry Itachi after saying that, I’ll take your surname.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, standing nearby, couldn’t help muttering:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Does this kid have vision problems?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And he’s incredibly rude.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who just randomly says someone’s elder is turning into a corpse?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as they chattered, Master Jiu suddenly frowned, studying the coffin closely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze sharpened: “Hmm…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This grave is a Qingting Dian Shui Xue —concentrating yin energy without dispersion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And judging by the coffin’s condition… it’s quite possible…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s a corpse demon transformation!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu immediately grabbed Ren Fa and began warning him urgently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa, hearing even Master Jiu say this, panicked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master Jiu, is it really going wrong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s just that kid talking nonsense—don’t believe him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu’s expression darkened, his tone stern: “Open the coffin.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa nearly choked on his own saliva: “Master Jiu, Itachi’re serious?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu ignored him and waved: “Someone—open it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa, near tears, thought bitterly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just wanted to move his dead father to a better fengshui spot—why did his father actually have to rise?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he dared not defy Master Jiu, so he gritted his teeth and ordered the men to proceed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As several pry bars slipped into the coffin seams, a dull thud echoed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lid slowly slid open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone held their breath, staring into the coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside lay a man dressed in funeral robes, his face lifelike, skin glowing with an eerie sheen—no sign of decay whatsoever!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa’s legs went weak from fright: “My god! My dad hasn’t rotted in twenty years?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng stepped back in alarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai trembled, hiding behind Qiu Sheng, using his senior brother as a shield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu stared at the corpse, his expression grave: “Indeed—a precursor to corpse demon transformation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The yin energy here is too strong. If not handled soon, it will rise tonight.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa nearly collapsed: “Then… what do we do now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu glanced at Luo Jie, his tone laden with meaning: “Mr. Luo has such keen eyes—why don’t Itachi try first?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’d like to see foreign magic in action.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled, stepped forward, and looked at the lifelike, twenty-year-preserved corpse of Master Ren.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let him deal with a zombie?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laughable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s like sending Chu Renmei to fight Erlang Shen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not even Erlang Shen’s hound would bother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Luo Jie prepared to act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Book of the Dead could summon spirits, it was meant for foreign zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For this authentic Chinese zombie, only ancestral methods would work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he thought this, he raised his hand and made a simple hand seal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A streak of golden light flew from his fingertip, drifting gently onto the coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, the once chillingly yin grave site grew warm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The dark, glossy sheen on the corpse’s face faded slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the air grew fresh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu stared at Luo Jie in shock, his eyes filled with existential doubt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He murmured: “What… what kind of magic is that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not Maoshan technique. Not Longhu Mountain’s either.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What sect does this belong to?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie looked at Master Jiu, momentarily at a loss for words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because it wasn’t magic at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t need flashy tricks to deal with a mere zombie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1113,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c145d5575d2353ed82720b80a45d89339f6e669261560a2be5441f6a7929ff6d","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-239","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-237",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]