[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-239":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338444,4571,"Chapter 239: Die Beneath the Peony Blossom, and Even as a Ghost, Itachi","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-239",239,"\u003Cp>Rojie shrugged: “Traditional magic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai’s eyes lit up: “Traditional magic is this powerful?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I want to learn it too!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng rolled his eyes beside him and couldn’t help retorting: “Didn’t Itachi understand a word he said?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Traditional magic means magic passed down through tradition—not that its name is literally ‘Traditional Magic.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu watched his two useless disciples talking past each other and grew furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi two good-for-nothings, are Itachi here to make a joke?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But since outsiders were present, Master Jiu held back his anger, merely let out a cold snort, and kicked each of them once:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop making a fool of yourselves—go help move the graves.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both stumbled and nearly tumbled into the grave pit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he ran, Wencai muttered: “Is Master afraid we’ll learn real skills and steal his livelihood?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng patted his shoulder: “Itachi’re overthinking it. Master’s embarrassed by how Itachi embarrass him in public.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side, Ren Fa’s attitude had undergone a complete 180-degree turn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just moments ago he’d looked at Rojie with disdain; now he smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Son-in-law, Tingting said Itachi have magic that can make the dead jump around?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, Ren Tingting’s face instantly flushed crimson to her ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Father!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How can Itachi say that? Don’t Itachi have any sense of propriety?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa waved his hand: “It’s inevitable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled, not denying it: “Indeed, I’ve mastered some spells to revive the dead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced at the coffin: “Mr. Ren, would Itachi like to try reviving your father?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa’s face turned green: “Oh no, absolutely not!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t want another living father on his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His own father was far better off as a dead ghost, protecting his wealth from underground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Revival was out of the question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d just burn more paper money this year.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa spoke up: “I meant me—I’m old. I might need it someday.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Master Jiu interjected: “Such magic defies yin and yang, violates the Dao. Mr. Rojie should use it sparingly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded: “Master Jiu speaks wisely.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu glanced at him and praised:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Rojie, young as Itachi are, Itachi already possess such power.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why not discuss cultivation one of these days?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie bowed with a smile: “Of course, Master Jiu, Itachi’re too kind.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since Rojie had shattered the yin energy of Old Master Ren with a single slap, the corpse had become much more docile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the grave-moving process, not only did it not reanimate—it didn’t even twitch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the workers together carried the coffin to Master Jiu’s mortuary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa patted his chest with visible relief: “Finally, it’s settled.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Rojie and Master Jiu and smiled: “Tonight I’m treating Itachi—let’s go eat at the best restaurant in town!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng and Wencai’s eyes lit up instantly; they were about to tag along for the meal when Master Jiu shot them a glare that sent them reeling:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi two stay behind to guard the coffin.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng looked wounded: “Master, it’s all done now—what’s there to guard?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi think dead people get stolen?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai muttered under his breath: “Yeah, this coffin’s cleaner than my own house.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Master Jiu ignored their muttering and left the mortuary with Rojie and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two slumped at the mortuary’s entrance, watching Rojie’s group depart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once they were far away, Wencai sighed: “Brother, tell me—is this fair?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master’s feasting on fine food outside while we’re stuck guarding a corpse that almost reanimated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng nodded: “Yeah, it’s pretty unfair.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai continued lamenting: “Why is our fate so miserable?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Qiusheng was distracted, suddenly remembering something—he patted Wencai’s shoulder:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother, my parents miss me—they want me to go home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi stay here and watch Old Master Ren.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai grabbed him: “Brother, Itachi live with your aunt, don’t Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng didn’t flinch: “Didn’t I just say my aunt misses me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai wanted to press further, but Qiusheng was already gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng hadn’t gone home—he’d gone to meet his beloved Miss Dong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A while back, he’d heroically rescued a beautiful young lady named Dong Xiaoyu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grateful, she took him home and offered herself in repayment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since then, they’d begun secret rendezvous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whenever Qiusheng had free time, he’d sneak off to her place, growing thinner day by day, his face pale and green, his steps unsteady.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet he never tired of it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the saying goes: Die beneath the peony blossom, and even as a ghost, Itachi’ll be charming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Night fell; the streets of Ren’s Town were dimly lit, with occasional dog barks echoing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the banquet ended, Rojie, Master Jiu, and the Ren father-daughter walked out of the restaurant together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Fa smiled at Rojie: “Son-in-law, Itachi don’t have a place to stay in town, do Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why not spend the night at our place?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Ren Tingting blushed and looked at Rojie with hopeful eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie said: “Tonight I’d like to discuss cultivation with Master Jiu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We cultivators should exchange insights.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At once, Ren Tingting’s smile froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Itachi’re not coming back to the Ren house tonight?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie countered: “Huh? When did I say I was staying at the Ren house?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting immediately pouted, her gaze shifting to Master Jiu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That old man, so old, and he’s competing with me for a man?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu felt the girl’s murderous aura and involuntarily shivered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he was genuinely curious about Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That trick of dispersing yin energy had left him utterly baffled—and deeply impressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, braving the girl’s hostility, Master Jiu nodded: “If Mr. Rojie wishes to talk, I’ll gladly join Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Ren Fa, ever tactful, patted his daughter’s shoulder:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tingting, we don’t understand cultivation matters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After they finish talking, let Son-in-law come to your room… er, no—let him rest at our house.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting agreed, but continued muttering under her breath in displeasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying goodbye, Rojie drove Master Jiu back to the mortuary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as they passed a desolate stretch of wasteland, Rojie suddenly stopped the car and stared toward a distant graveyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu sensed his unease and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Rojie, what’s wrong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled, a flicker of mischief in his eyes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master Jiu, your disciple’s playing a very bold game—just like Ning Caichen.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu blinked: “Ning Caichen? Who’s Ning Caichen?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie pointed ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu followed his gaze, his brow slowly furrowing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He soon sensed something was off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That graveyard carried too much yin energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And faintly, there was a trace of yang energy mixed in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Connecting Rojie’s words, Master Jiu’s face changed—he trembled as he spoke:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi mean…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My disciple… slept with a ghost?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1104,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e038900d2a6ed8104c25ac37c71dd6297c16d6ba8ffb105a8ba896a0cc67c828","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-240","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-238",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]