[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-24":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338229,4571,"Chapter 24: The Shameful Huaomao Prepares to Strike","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-24",24,"\u003Cp>“Ino, get down from me right now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hachikumo, seeing Ino’s affectionate gesture, immediately grew displeased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She crossed her arms, her eyebrows furrowed, her face brimming with irritation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A sour scent of jealousy spread through the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Ino leapt off Rojie’s back and glared defiantly at Hachikumo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie hasn’t said anything—why are Itachi yelling?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She crossed her arms, tilted her chin up slightly, exuding a defiant air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hachikumo’s cheeks flushed red with anger; she stepped forward, standing toe-to-toe with Ino.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re not even on our team—stop hovering around.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the two were locked in heated exchange, a voice suddenly cut through, instantly silencing the squabbling genin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi kids, quiet down a bit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’d better look around—everyone here has been watching Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, the genin immediately grew alert and scanned their surroundings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did they realize they had become the center of attention, every hostile gaze piercing them like arrows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they looked like unripe brats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They looked easy to bully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why kick a steel plate when Itachi can kick cotton?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over at the Suna trio’s side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A narrow-eyed boy with purple markings on his face stared at them with open provocation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These brats dare to enter the Chunin Exams?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What do they think ninja are?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A child’s game?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only in Konoha could such greenhouse flowers ever grow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Suna village’s beauty watched from the side, munching popcorn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konoha women fighting is far more entertaining than ours in the Land of Wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a figure stepped slowly out from the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wore glasses, his face wearing a gentle smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was none other than the missionary of the Science Cult, the engineer of Edo Tensei, the self-evolving experiment subject, the desecrator of Sage Mode…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konoha’s greatest dream-weaver, Kabuto Yakushi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m Kabuto. Consider me your senior.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Kabuto pointed his thumb at his Konoha forehead protector, indicating his affiliation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is my seventh time taking the Chunin Exams…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kabuto’s voice carried a faint note of nostalgia.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So Itachi’re the bottom of the class?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naruto’s eyes widened in shock, his mouth hanging open as if he could swallow an egg whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the first time he’d ever met someone even more pathetic than himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kabuto froze, his smile vanishing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The words carried little harm—but immense insult.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He, of all people, had been mocked by a bottom-feeder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kabuto narrowed his eyes slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A jinchuriki?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What a troublesome brat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chose to ignore the inherently evil fox brat and turned his gaze to the other Konoha genin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ninja battles are, at their core, battles of intelligence.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Though my strength isn’t remarkable, I haven’t wasted these seven Chunin Exams.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he pulled a stack of meticulously prepared ninja ID cards from his robes as if performing a magic trick.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cards were neatly arranged, each densely filled with detailed information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“These contain all the intelligence I’ve gathered—detailed profiles on nearly every candidate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, they may not be one hundred percent complete—but all publicly available data is here…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused deliberately, letting his gaze sweep across each face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Including yours.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s attention snapped to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about Rock Lee? Do Itachi have info on him?” Sasuke suddenly asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just moments ago, Sasuke had encountered that green spandex weirdo—and it had shaken him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perfect. The target was hooked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kabuto secretly smiled inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course I do.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t underestimate my intel network.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With practiced ease, he pulled one card from the stack—clearly bearing Rock Lee’s name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rock Lee, Konoha genin, sensei is Jonin Might Guy; like Itachi, this is his first time taking the exam…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Kabuto handed the card to Sasuke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke took it, his eyes instantly locked onto the detailed data.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The card listed not only Lee’s estimated strength but also the number of missions he’d completed—its depth was astonishing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kabuto hadn’t yet finished speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door to the exam hall swung open as Senju Ibiki entered with a group of examiners, striding forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was tall and burly, his facial scar glaringly prominent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His cold gaze sliced through the room like a blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the hall fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The first stage of the Chunin Selection Exam begins now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie heard this and felt a pang of regret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t expected Ibiki to arrive so early.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d miss seeing the mysterious bandaged man—Lord Toso’s performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What a shame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Toso’s one-in-a-lifetime spotlight moment—gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the candidates took their seats,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exams were quickly distributed to each student.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone stared—and gasped sharply, contributing to global warming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The exam’s difficulty was beyond imagination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Except for someone like Sakura the Ultimate Grind Queen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was Naruto, the dropout who never finished kindergarten-level training, or other normal genin who’d graduated from ninja academy, all were placed on the same starting line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fair and impartial!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the purpose of this exam wasn’t to test knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the candidates were examiners holding the correct answers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This exam primarily tested genin intelligence-gathering ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, it aimed to filter out two types of people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One who could gather intelligence themselves, and one whose teammate could gather intelligence and share it with them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thigh and the thigh accessory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Morihei Ibiki stood on the podium, coldly observing the genin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He occasionally gave subtle glances to the examiners beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They immediately understood, dragging out several clumsy cheaters from the crowd, applying heavy psychological pressure on the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi can’t even cheat properly, what good are Itachi?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sakura sat in her seat, skimmed the exam paper, and smiled confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the Grind Queen, these questions were child’s play to her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She could solve every single one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ino, seated not far behind Sakura, also smiled confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She couldn’t solve a single one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as a Huaomao, she’d already decided to steal her best friend’s answers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shameful Huaomao was about to strike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie picked up the exam paper and glanced at it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the second-most obsessive exam-taker after Sakura, he could handle most of the questions with ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But a few questions still exceeded his knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie couldn’t help sighing inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this the gap between me and Master Sakura?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How terrifying must Master Sakura be, to score full marks purely through her own ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although in the original story, one could pass this exam by stubbornly submitting a blank paper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But no one could be sure if Morino Ibiki might suddenly change the rules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, after the Chunin Exam ended, when the final decision on promotion was made, the written test score might well be an important reference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Rojie fell silent and waited.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1103,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 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