[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-242":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338447,4571,"Chapter 242: Multinational Underworld Corporation: Daoist Simu","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-242",242,"\u003Cp>Luo Jie said solemnly: “I have a grand plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to build a multinational Underworld corporation!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu heard this and was instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What did Itachi say?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t understand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie continued explaining: “As everyone knows, the Underworld doesn’t accept foreigners.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When foreigners die, the Underworld doesn’t issue visas.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But such a vast blue ocean overseas—ignoring it would be a terrible waste.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And right now, wars are raging abroad; deaths are plentiful—this is the perfect time to start a business.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, I want Itachi to come with me and emigrate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then, I’ll make Itachi Permanent Deputy Emperor of the Netherworld.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After listening, Master Jiu fell silent for a moment, then replied firmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie was confused: “Why? This is a chance for promotion, raise, marrying a rich beautiful woman, and reaching the peak of life.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu gave him a cold look: “Right now, I print ghost money—I get two salaries a month, and I can secretly print extra bills to help the household.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I go with Itachi, it’s uncertain—I might lose everything if Itachi go bankrupt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sneered: “Master Jiu, Itachi have no courage at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi print money, but it’s not your money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come with me into business—earn real gold and silver.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng, listening nearby, couldn’t help interjecting: “Master, I think Mr. Luo makes a lot of sense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We should consider our afterlife.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu rolled his eyes: “Itachi know nothing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the group bickered noisily and got into Luo Jie’s car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie floored the accelerator and returned to the funeral parlor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as the car stopped, Wen Cai burst out of the funeral parlor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had been guarding the coffins alone, munching on steamed buns, unable to enjoy his meals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, seeing Qiu Sheng, Master Jiu, and Luo Jie step out of the car,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai felt deeply resentful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also wanted to ride in the foreign car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait—how did his senior brother get out of the car?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t he supposed to have gone home?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it, his senior brother secretly went out for a feast while leaving him here guarding corpses?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Wen Cai grew angrier and prepared to yell,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his gaze suddenly landed on the last person stepping out of the car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A very beautiful woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And she was affectionately clinging to Qiu Sheng’s arm, walking over laughing and chatting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai’s eyes instantly went wide with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt as if he’d been struck by lightning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who is she?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared, his voice trembling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiu Sheng smiled and introduced: “This is my sweetheart, Dong Xiaoyu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai was utterly shattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He muttered to himself: “So she’s my sister-in-law?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait—when did I even get a sister-in-law?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai looked at Dong Xiaoyu, then at Qiu Sheng, and muttered under his breath: “No wonder Itachi rushed off earlier—Itachi went to pick up your girlfriend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie stayed in Renjia Town for several days, discussed the Dao with Master Jiu for two or three more days, then went to have an in-depth exchange with Ren Tingting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two doted on each other, making Wen Cai envious, jealous, and furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only Luo Jie—even his good senior brother Qiu Sheng, since Dong Xiaoyu’s resurrection, was now constantly entangled in romance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai watched them show off their affection while reflecting inwardly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why can my senior brother date a ghost girl, but I can’t even date a living person?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is it because my appearance isn’t good enough?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai refused to believe it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought he was quite handsome too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Days passed like this. Luo Jie prepared to take his leave and explore what other strange plotlines the world had merged with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also intended to find the Dragon Emperor, now turned into a terracotta warrior, and seize his hundred-thousand-strong army.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Master Jiu suddenly stopped him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Luo, calm down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My younger brother, Daoist Simu, sent me a letter a few days ago—he’s passing through Renjia Town with his corpse-moving team and will arrive in two days.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Itachi have time, why not wait a few days and travel with him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie immediately agreed: “Great! I’ve been wanting to meet this master of Maoshan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Luo Jie remembered something and asked curiously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, Master Jiu, do Itachi know the Dragon Emperor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu paused, as if recalling some distant memory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slowly nodded, his voice low: “Itachi mean the First Emperor of Qin, two thousand years ago?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s said he was ambitious, seeking immortality, but was cursed by a Daoist alchemist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not only did he turn into a terracotta warrior, but his hundred-thousand-strong army turned into terracotta warriors too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie rubbed his chin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, this was from “The Mummy 3.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a jingling sound suddenly reached their ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ding ling, ding ling.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Accompanied by a series of footsteps and a rhythmic hopping sound,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the two looked up and saw a Daoist in a tattered robe, wearing glasses, striding into the funeral parlor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him marched a line of hopping corpses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Daoist Simu!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu immediately stepped forward, beaming: “Younger brother, Itachi’ve finally arrived.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daoist Simu, while arranging the corpses into formation, nodded and replied: “Brother, I’m here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard Itachi wanted to introduce me to a fellow practitioner?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu smiled and pointed to Luo Jie beside him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Luo Jie, whom I mentioned in my letter.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He has extensive connections underground.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Master Jiu added:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Younger brother, if Itachi have any ambitions, why not seek a position from Mr. Luo?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard the pay is good there—and they even give out Netherworld year-end bonuses.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Daoist Simu perked up instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had long coveted his brother’s position as head of the Underworld bank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be that he, too, had a chance to land such a lucrative post?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately put on a warm smile and said enthusiastically:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mr. Luo, it’s an honor to meet Itachi!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi look like a man destined for great things.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie extended his hand and smiled: “Daoist Simu, I’ve long heard of your great reputation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The undisputed master of corpse-moving, the man who comes and goes like the wind.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also entered to pay their respects to their uncle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daoist Simu, seeing his two nephews, chuckled and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been traveling through wind and rain, with nothing good to offer—just a red envelope each, for good luck.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, he pulled out two red paper packets from his robe and handed them to Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wen Cai, holding the envelope, grinned like a blooming chrysanthemum: “Thank Itachi, Uncle!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu watched and couldn’t help saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Younger brother, Itachi’re spending too much.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wencai nodded repeatedly: “Master is right—Uncle, just give it to me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After all, Brother Qiusheng is getting married soon—Itachi’ll have to give him a gift.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu froze, eyes widening: “Qiusheng is getting married?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Qiusheng, face filled with disbelief: “Good lad, haven’t seen Itachi in days, and now Itachi’re getting married?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qiusheng looked ashamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu excitedly clapped him on the shoulder: “Good! Which girl is it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Qiusheng opened his mouth, Wencai interrupted from beside him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s a female ghost.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The air froze instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu’s smile slowly stiffened, as if doused with a bucket of ice water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He muttered to himself: “A female ghost?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1238,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3887cb10deb9f9ed99f59820faacc061dfb9c39e03acf174921de2a9149f3c3d","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-243","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-241",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]