[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-243":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338448,4571,"Chapter 243: Ten Thousand Shadow Soldiers","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-243",243,"\u003Cp>The night was deep, the moonlight like water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie slipped out of the mortuary, heading straight for Ren Tingting’s chambers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, inside the mortuary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu and Master Simu sat at the table, each with a cup of tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They sipped tea and chatted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu took a sip, then lowered his voice to ask:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother, this Mr. Luo truly has connections reaching the heavens.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He can resurrect the dead—even Dong Xiaoyu, a corpse, became alive again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“His connections are even stronger than our ancestral master’s!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu nodded, his tone serious: “That’s right.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother, let me tell Itachi, following Mr. Luo guarantees Itachi a good post underground.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard he’s planning to expand his market—doing business with foreign devils.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Soon, the underworld won’t just handle Chinese ghosts—it’ll arrange for foreign vampires too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu, upon hearing this, nearly dropped his teacup in excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There’s such a thing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he suddenly looked at Master Jiu with a strange expression: “Brother, then why don’t Itachi go?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu sighed, his tone casually boastful: “I already have an official post underground.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Printing ghost money is stable, with good benefits—I can even sneak in extra sheets for household expenses.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Business ventures like that? Leave them to those without official posts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he felt his brother was showing off his official position,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu was moved to tears: “Brother, Itachi’re so good to me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re leaving all the promotions and raises for me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu waved his hand: “Don’t say that—we’re brothers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s only natural that I help Itachi now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu’s eyes filled with tears: “Brother, I won’t let Itachi down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I rise to a high rank underground, I’ll get Itachi a soft post—drinking tea and slacking off every day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Jiu smiled faintly: “Then I’ll wait for Itachi to make it big.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two exchanged glances, their eyes brimming with deep brotherly affection.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Elsewhere, in a small pavilion in the Ren family’s backyard, moonlight cast the silhouette of two figures clinging together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie leaned back in his chair, Ren Tingting seated on his lap, her eyes tinged with doubt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She asked softly: “Itachi’re planning to run away, aren’t Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie immediately put on a wounded expression: “Me? Run away?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of thing is that to say!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Am I that kind of scoundrel?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting stared into his eyes, her voice firm: “Itachi are exactly that kind of scoundrel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie was left speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sighed and explained: “I’m not running away—I have important business to attend to.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll be gone no more than a month.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I finish, I’ll come back to Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll take Itachi abroad to travel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the word “abroad,” Ren Tingting’s eyes lit up instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve never been abroad before.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She asked eagerly: “What’s it like overseas?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are there tall buildings and foreign devils driving cars?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie couldn’t help but laugh: “Something like that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi can go anywhere Itachi want.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting’s face filled with longing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she suddenly thought of a question: “Should I learn a foreign language?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie shook his head: “No need—I’ll use magic to let Itachi understand all languages.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As long as Itachi behave.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting looked at him; though still reluctant, she nodded obediently:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, then Itachi must come back quickly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m waiting for Itachi to take me abroad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie gripped her hand and solemnly promised: “Don’t worry—I won’t run away.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ren Tingting giggled: “Itachi sound like Itachi’ve run away before.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie cleared his throat twice: “Of course not—am I that kind of person?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next morning, sunlight shone brightly, birds sang, flowers bloomed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie and Daoist Simu had packed their things and prepared to leave the town.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind Simu stood a row of hopping corpses, neatly lined up, marching as if preparing for a military parade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie watched this scene and shook his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your way of herding corpses is too slow, too tiring, too undignified.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu, adjusting his talismans, sighed: “I want to move faster too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But your foreign car can’t fit them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled faintly, speaking with quiet mystery:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Have Itachi ever heard of a magical technique called Hu Tian?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu, upon hearing this, seemed to recall something:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi mean that great art of the sleeve containing the universe, the mustard seed holding Mount Sumeru?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Exactly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised his hand and lightly slashed the air—space tore open, revealing an inner world beyond.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared, dumbfounded: “Itachi just tore open space?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: “Put all your corpses inside.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu hurriedly directed the corpses, one by one, to leap into the space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Luo Jie, his face filled with awe: “Mr. Luo, Itachi know this kind of magic?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie waved his hand: “Just a minor trick—not worth mentioning.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Want to learn it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can teach Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu nearly dropped to his knees to beg for instruction: “Of course I want to learn!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie patted his shoulder: “Get in the car—I’ll teach Itachi on the way.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, he tapped his car door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu looked at the gleaming foreign car, sighing in wonder:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I never thought I’d ride in a foreign car.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he marveled, he climbed into the front passenger seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie drove while teaching Simu the incantation for Hu Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu listened, utterly entranced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled faintly, asking casually:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard from Master Jiu that Itachi plan to follow me from now on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu nodded vigorously: “Yes, I’ve long wanted to switch paths.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Herding corpses is exhausting—exposed to wind and sun, hard to manage the bodies, and clients keep turning into zombies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No future at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I must first deliver these clients home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded approvingly: “Good—Itachi have professional integrity.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu smiled: “Of course. We herders of corpses value honesty above all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie suddenly changed the subject: “But do Itachi know what I’m going to do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu asked curiously: “What?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s lips curled: “I’m going to dig up the tomb of the Dragon Emperor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu’s eyes widened: “The Dragon Emperor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The one cursed by alchemists two thousand years ago and turned into terracotta warriors?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Yes—that one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Four Eyes sucked in a breath: “That guy isn’t someone to mess with.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They say once he’s revived, his power is staggering—even the Underworld dares not easily claim him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So Itachi’re planning to fight him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: “Not to fight him—to give him an official post.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He and his hundred thousand troops have illegally remained in the mortal realm; logically, they should have been reincarnated long ago.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since no one’s taking charge, I’ll take them under my wing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perfect—my little Underworld is short on personnel; they’ll serve as the first core of Yin Soldiers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Four Eyes listened, stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Luo Jie was already painting a picture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I bring the Dragon Emperor over, his soldiers will all fall under your command.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then Itachi’ll be the Grand Instructor of the Underworld’s hundred thousand Yin Soldiers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Four Eyes felt his blood boil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, this was far more promising than raising corpses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1178,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d3f75917917bdaae3ab095a63ba6580c3d19beece974d21489a1ae56d8eae1e7","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-244","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-242",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]