[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-244":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338449,4571,"Chapter 244: Yi Xiaochuan, Itachi Have Illegally Remained in the Mortal Realm for Two Thousand Years","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-244",244,"\u003Cp>A few days later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu finally delivered the last batch of clients safely home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After delivering the last client, Simu returned to Rojie’s side, ready to search for the Dragon Emperor’s tomb together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie looked at his dusty, weary appearance and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t Itachi going home for a visit?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t Itachi say your home is nearby?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi could even bring your disciple along.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Simu’s expression instantly turned serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He waved his hand: “No, no, no—this is too dangerous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My disciple Jiale is young and inexperienced; if he goes to the Dragon Emperor’s tomb, he’ll either cry from fright at the terracotta warriors or get trapped in a mechanism.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t want him taking this risk.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve already written him a letter saying I’m away on business, telling him to stay home and not wander off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded: “Alright, Itachi’re the master—Itachi decide.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a pause, he added: “Do Itachi even know where the Dragon Emperor’s tomb is exactly?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu looked confident: “Of course—Dragon Emperor is Qin Shi Huang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s definitely in Xianyang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie raised an eyebrow: “Xianyang’s huge—how can Itachi be sure of the exact location?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Should I find some tomb robbers to help?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu immediately waved him off: “No, no, no—those guys aren’t reliable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Itachi ask them to dig a tomb, they’ll end up digging into your neighbor’s cellar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And once inside, they’ll ransack everything—take even the coffin nails.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu slapped his chest: “When it comes to feng shui and locating tombs, I’m the professional.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled and nodded: “Alright, then it’s up to Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, a month later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie and Simu wandered through a desolate wasteland for three full days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wind and sun beat down; swarms of mosquitoes swarmed around them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu held his compass, pacing back and forth on the ground, muttering under his breath:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The dragon vein converges here; earth qi surges upward—there must be a great tomb three li ahead!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stared at him skeptically: “Is this real? Can Itachi actually find the place?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu patted his chest in assurance: “I’ll definitely find it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the authentic Maoshan lineage feng shui technique.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the spot—dig down, and Itachi’ll surely find the Dragon Emperor’s tomb.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Rojie wasted no time—he grabbed Simu’s arm and activated a earth-dodging technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More precisely, it was the Heavenly Gang Technique's Five Elements Great Evasion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few seconds later, they appeared inside a deep underground palace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu glanced around, grinning triumphantly: “I was right—this is the Dragon Emperor’s tomb!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded: “Hmm, Itachi’ve got some skill after all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie patted his shoulder: “Let’s go—we’ll find the Dragon Emperor and revive him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the two prepared to delve deeper into the palace, a dark shadow flashed like a ghost, a glint of cold steel aimed straight at their throats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu jumped in fright, nearly dropping his compass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie didn’t even lift his eyelids—he casually swatted the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Slap!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shadow was instantly flung backward, crashing into a stone pillar with a muffled groan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared in shock: “Is there still someone alive in the tomb?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie shrugged: “Yeah, means we’re not the only ones here looking for terracotta warriors.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Probably another tomb robber.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned his gaze toward the fallen figure, narrowing his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, he froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because in the original plot, the guardian of the Dragon Emperor’s tomb should have been Zi Yuan’s daughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this man lying on the ground was clearly male!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie frowned: “Who the hell is this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How did he even get in here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man rose from the dust, wiped blood from his lip, and glared coldly at the two:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How dare Itachi trespass into the Dragon Emperor’s tomb!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie rolled his eyes: “Who cares who we are—who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man stood up, straightened his clothes, and spoke firmly: “I am the tomb guardian.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My family has been ordered to guard this tomb for two thousand years—no outsider may enter the Dragon Emperor’s tomb.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Rojie’s interest immediately sparked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He studied the man closely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wore ancient attire, his hair neatly tied, his face bearing an odd sense of weariness, his eyes tinged with melancholy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stared harder—he felt a strange familiarity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This wasn’t…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Xiaoyao?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Yi Xiaochuan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yi Xiaochuan from *Mythology*!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie instantly understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This world really was a chaotic multiverse!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Shi Huang, terracotta warriors, alchemists, female ghosts, zombies—all mixed together wasn’t enough; now even the protagonist of a time-travel drama had shown up!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t help but sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Qin Shi Huang was basically the ultimate cuckold?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zi Yuan and Yu Shu had both given him green horns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Yi Xiaochuan was cautiously studying the two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s power was terrifying—he’d flung Yi Xiaochuan across the chamber like a kite into a stone pillar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every bone in his body ached; he suspected he might have broken something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan ventured cautiously: “Who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie suddenly spoke: “Itachi’re Yi Xiaochuan, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This surprise attack left Yi Xiaochuan stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could anyone in this era know him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d spent years locked inside the tomb, barely interacting with anyone except Zi Yuan and her daughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was he Gao Yao’s man?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he scrambled through wild thoughts, Rojie spoke again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His tone turned grave, as if delivering a verdict:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yi Xiaochuan, Itachi have illegally remained in the mortal realm for two thousand years, violating the yin-yang order and disrupting the cycle of life and death.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I now formally notify Itachi: Itachi are to be taken back to the Underworld for investigation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he turned and waved to Simu:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go on—arrest the illegal immortal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared blankly: “Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Illegal immortal?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi can arrest people for that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, he quickly pulled out a talisman, chanting as he prepared to act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan was utterly horrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he’d just run into a yin official?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But weren’t yin officials supposed to be dead?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Were they so broke down in the Underworld they came down here to earn extra cash?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan quickly composed himself and spoke: “Wait—this is a misunderstanding.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just… just…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie cut him off: “Itachi just don’t want to die, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi think hiding in the underground palace will let Itachi escape life and death?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wake up! Your name was already crossed off the Book of Life and Death!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi think being an unregistered soul will let Itachi escape punishment?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan frantically stamped his feet: “I haven’t even been born yet—I’m not an unregistered soul!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sneered: “Come on, come back with me to the Underworld and drink a bowl of Meng Po’s Soup, then be reborn.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu added from the side: “Don’t worry—the Underworld is short-staffed right now. Itachi can apply for a permanent position.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan was on the verge of tears: “Can’t I report someone else instead of being dragged back?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled at that: “That’s just like Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go on, who are Itachi reporting?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1165,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","fce9e99ad4c252e8f15f8a2e39b436a132fa026951e34701e6cece367da2f253","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-245","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-243",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]