[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-245":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338450,4571,"Chapter 245: The Man Who Wanted to Be Grand Eunuch: Yi Xiaochuan, the First Frozen of Qin","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-245",245,"\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan blurted out: “Gao Yao!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “Gao Yao?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Which Gao Yao?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan quickly explained: “The same as me—he came from a hundred years in the future.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We were both transported two thousand years back to the Qin Dynasty in an accident.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But this guy got ambitious, slipped into the palace, and became Zhao Gao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Worse, he wants to rewrite history.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been stopping him all along.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really! I’m on the side of justice!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared, utterly baffled: “Time travel?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Does such a magical technique even exist in this world?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie remained expressionless, merely saying calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So Itachi’re not just illegally immortal—Itachi’re illegally time-traveling too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s an additional crime.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan nearly collapsed: “Bro, I’m the victim here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I just want to live—my family is still in the future.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded, speaking with solemnity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm, I understand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi want to live, I want to live—who doesn’t?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But the problem is Itachi’ve lived longer than any of us!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look at Itachi—Itachi came from two thousand years ago, and Itachi’re still hopping around.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where does that leave the rest of us who’ve only lived a few decades?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan listened, dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this guy jealous I’ve lived so long?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he hinting he wants my secret to immortality?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over the past two thousand years, Yi Xiaochuan had encountered more than a few who discovered his immortality and wanted it too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that immortality pill had long since been swallowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not even a trace remains.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should I just boil myself alive and see if I can brew a fairy pill out of it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he pondered, Yi Xiaochuan suddenly had an idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gazed at Luo Jie with desperate hope, like a drowning man clutching a final straw:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll redeem myself by serving!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled faintly, his tone casual: “Fine. How do Itachi plan to serve?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan immediately puffed out his chest:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Itachi spare my life, I can help Itachi become immortal too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He added earnestly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi know this is the Dragon Emperor’s tomb—Itachi must know about Zi Yuan, the one who cursed him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“She guards a spring that grants immortality.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can take Itachi to that spring—let Itachi drink from it too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie studied Yi Xiaochuan from head to toe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t help muttering: “Why are Itachi so desperate to live?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan replied firmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m less than a hundred years away from seeing my family again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I must survive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie fell silent for several seconds, then slowly nodded:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm. Since Itachi’re so determined, I’ll give Itachi a way out.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But not by letting Itachi wander the mortal world again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ll serve as Grand Eunuch in my Netherworld.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a wave of his hand, his spiritual power surged like a tide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Xiaochuan’s soul was instantly yanked from his body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could react, Luo Jie tossed him carelessly into a spatial rift.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a small world he had opened using the Pot Heaven technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More accurately, it was a prototype Netherworld—a crippled version of the Underworld.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No Book of Life and Death, no Yellow Spring Road, no Bridge of Oblivion—none of the essential facilities existed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not even a single ghost soldier or officer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, there was a Grand Eunuch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he plummeted, Yi Xiaochuan shouted into the void:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s not fair play!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But no one answered him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie turned to Simu: “Let’s keep exploring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu walked alongside, unable to resist asking: “Itachi just dumped him in there?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Yes. Let him adjust to Netherworld life first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, his friend Gao Yao became a eunuch—can I just ignore Yi Xiaochuan?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’d look like favoritism.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared blankly: “So… Itachi knew him already?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Correct. I’ve known him for a long time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two walked deeper into the underground palace as they spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, they reached a vast subterranean chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before them stood countless terracotta warriors, clad in armor, their expressions vacant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their number was too vast to count.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared in shock: “These terracotta warriors… something’s off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re not just clay statues—they’re alive!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But their state is strange—almost like zombies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Of course they’re alive. They’re all cursed into terracotta form.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That woman Zi Yuan has a petty heart.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Dragon Emperor offended her, fine—but she cursed the Qin soldiers too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Those soldiers were just following orders—they owed her nothing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, Zi Yuan herself slept with the Dragon Emperor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu couldn’t help adding: “Yeah, this is pure personal revenge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s how Qin sorcerers were.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sighed: “They shouldn’t suffer like this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll recruit them as ghost soldiers—give them official status.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a wave of his hand, he activated his technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, each terracotta warrior was sucked into his small world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Barely had they landed when the curses lifted—they transformed into ancient-armored ghost soldiers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stood in perfect formation, eyes resolute, ready to obey at any moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu gaped: “That’s too efficient!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded, satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had no shortage of ways to lift curses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just the Heaven and Earth Talisman techniques—even the Ma Fu Spell could dispel external spiritual interference, including curses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If all else failed, the Rat Fu Spell’s ability to turn stillness into motion could wake the terracotta warriors too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Luo Jie suddenly frowned, scanning the surroundings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh? Something’s wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where’s the Dragon Emperor?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He studied the rows of orderly ghost soldiers—but didn’t see the Dragon Emperor among them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the original plot, the Dragon Emperor was cursed into a terracotta warrior, hidden among the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now all the terracotta warriors were here—and the Dragon Emperor was gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could the fusion with the “Mythology” storyline have altered the Dragon Emperor’s plotline?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Luo Jie pondered, Simu suddenly widened his eyes, pointing upward at a direction in the tomb, his voice trembling:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mr. Luo, what is that over there?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie looked up in the direction he pointed, and froze in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Above the underground palace’s ceiling floated a massive Tiangong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The palace gleamed in gold and jade, wreathed in mist and clouds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no mistake—it was the floating Tiangong from the Mythology.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie remembered that Princess Yushu, the first eternal youth goddess of the Qin Dynasty, had been imprisoned within the floating Tiangong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, this Tiangong’s ability to hover seemed tied to the Tianxing that grants immortality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1063,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c53867b0a8c3e093e3a2a704eddcc7fd669362a97f4ce4b46cb63ac65b8ccbd1","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-246","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-244",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]