[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-246":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338451,4571,"Chapter 246","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-246",246,"\u003Cp>Rojie rubbed his chin: “The Dragon Emperor’s coffin should be right there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared in stunned awe: “This is way too extravagant.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been raising corpses for years, never seen a grave like this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie grabbed Simu’s arm, cast a spell, and a cloud of auspicious mist slowly rose beneath their feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s go take a look from above.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after, the two arrived at the entrance of Tiangong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised his hand and knocked on the door: “Anyone inside?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Express delivery from the Underworld—please sign for your reincarnation notice.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence filled the chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie snorted coldly, his gaze turning icy:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi want me to beg for respect?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He transformed into the Door-Breaking Prince and kicked out with full force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>CRASH!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a thunderous boom, the floating gate of Tiangong burst open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared in shock: “Master Rojie, your door-breaking technique is professional-grade.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie brushed dust off his feet, calm as ever: “Of course—it’s my job to demolish illegal structures.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, a clear, captivating voice echoed from deep within Tiangong:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon after, a beautiful woman in ancient attire walked forward slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was Princess Yushu!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two thousand years in the tomb had not aged her—instead, she grew younger, as if she’d just finished a premium spa treatment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yushu eyed Rojie and Simu warily:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie didn’t answer. He narrowed his eyes, studied her for a few seconds, then confirmed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re Yushu?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the name, her eyes lit with surprise: “Itachi know me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did Akatsuki Chuan send Itachi as reinforcements?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie immediately replied with vague agreement:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yeah, yeah, sure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yushu beamed: “Wonderful! I knew Akatsuki Chuan wouldn’t abandon me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded: “Mm-hmm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without warning, he waved his hand, unleashed spiritual power, and yanked Yushu’s soul from her body, tossing it into his own miniature world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How dare a mere woman disturb my composure?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie began scanning Tiangong, searching for the Dragon Emperor’s coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, his gaze locked onto a floating jade coffin at the very center, highest point of Tiangong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu noticed too and asked hesitantly: “Is that the Dragon Emperor’s coffin?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded, voice serious:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu swallowed hard: “Master Rojie… Itachi don’t mean to recruit him too, do Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled: “Of course.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Terracotta Warriors have official positions—can we let their boss rot here in dust?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He’s the first emperor. Give him a Ghost Emperor title, make him an honorary chair in the Underworld.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he strode toward the floating jade coffin, eyes alight with anticipation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie kicked it straight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>CRACK!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The coffin lid flew off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected, a Terracotta Warrior lay peacefully inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie immediately activated the power of the Rat Talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Transform stillness into motion!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, the warrior’s eyes snapped open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor revived!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But instead of thanking his savior, the Dragon Emperor’s first act was to spit a torrent of flame!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“WHOOSH!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scorching fire surged forward, instantly engulfing Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu gasped: “Master Rojie!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stood unharmed in the flames, casually brushing ash from his clothes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi bite the hand that feeds Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I thought Itachi were here to join me—Itachi’re here to grill me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie had fused with the Holy Lord’s power—fire immunity was basic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Absorbing his fire technique was no challenge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie thought, and the flames circled him once, then surrendered, switching sides.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Rojie opened his mouth to lecture this ancient relic—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor’s body twisted violently!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His body swelled, three heads burst forth from different directions, wings and a tail sprouting from his back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He became a three-headed dragon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu froze: “What kind of design is this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t this a foreign dragon?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stared at the bizarre, East-meets-West monstrosity before him, internally groaning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—The Mummy 3 was the worst smear job on Qin Shi Huang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plot was bad enough, but now they turned him into a Western lizard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the Holy Lord looked more like a Chinese dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least the Holy Lord’s spiritual form carried some Eastern dragon’s dignity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But since I’m building a cross-border Underworld corporation, East-West fusion isn’t out of the question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as they obey orders, even a nine-headed hydra gets hired.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie looked up at the Dragon Emperor, voice calm but absolute:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I command Itachi to join my Underworld startup.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Benefits are generous: meals, lodging, full posthumous welfare.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now, either obey—or I’ll break Itachi back to base form and make Itachi reapply.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor opened his mouth as if to speak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could utter a word, Rojie slapped him hard and sent him flying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Too ugly to tolerate—first, beat him up.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor rolled midair, steadied himself, and roared: “How dare Itachi insult—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished, Rojie charged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“WHOOSH!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A torrent of flame erupted, engulfing the entire Tiangong as if to burn it to ash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie ignored the fire, stepped through the air, and lunged straight at the Dragon Emperor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He reached out and tore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>CRACK!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two of the Dragon Emperor’s heads were ripped off—now he was just a regular lizard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor screamed, writhing violently, tail lashing, wings flailing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie gave him no chance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another elbow strike, then he tore off the ugly wings and threw them to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu stared in shock: “Master Rojie, what are Itachi doing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie replied: “Applicants for Ghost Emperor must meet aesthetic standards.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Three heads, two wings? That’s not Underworld-approved.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he kept working.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he forcibly reshaped the Dragon Emperor into a proper Chinese dragon—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor’s body began swelling again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The severed parts regenerated instantly—three heads and wings reappeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie frowned: “Itachi regenerate pretty well, huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sneered: “Looks like Itachi need a facelift.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, he activated the Monkey Talisman’s power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flash of blue light passed, and the Dragon Emperor’s body twisted violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His scales rearranged and recombined; three heads merged into one, wings retracted into his body, the lizard tail became a dragon tail, and lizard claws turned into dragon claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the Dragon Emperor was utterly and completely transformed into a true Chinese dragon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded in satisfaction: “Now that’s more like it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A Chinese dragon must look like a Chinese dragon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Otherwise, it’s not even worth keeping as a pet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor finally regained consciousness, stared at his new body, and blinked in confusion:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Am I still me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1061,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e2479dcb9fe951dc6e6600faee47e045fd2035de17b568b13ecc61ee1d2c25b6","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-247","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-245",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]