[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-247":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338452,4571,"Chapter 247: Yue Qiluo: Encountering a Rickshaw Bandit as Powerful as a Monster, Instantly Knocked Out","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-247",247,"\u003Cp>Luo Jie didn’t care whether the Dragon Emperor wanted to or not—he simply waved his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon Emperor, a Chinese dragon who had just been beautified and hadn’t yet adapted to his new body, was casually tossed by Luo Jie into his own small world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu watched, utterly bewildered: “Did we just finish?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded in satisfaction: “Of course we did.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Terracotta Warriors are now under our command, and the Dragon Emperor has joined the team.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Next, we need to consider where to set up our office.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A vast underworld with not even a palace?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of mess is this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Luo Jie looked up at the floating palace suspended in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This thing’s not bad—let’s take it home as our office building.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu silently grumbled inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was he really going to haul away an entire tomb complex?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now they were truly tomb raiders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was supposed to be a transnational underworld conglomerate now looked more like a transnational tomb-raiding syndicate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie suddenly glanced at him, eyes sharp: “I suspect Itachi’re cursing me in your head.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu instantly put on a pained expression: “Itachi’re my boss—I’d never dare.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded approvingly: “Itachi still remember I’m your boss?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Call me boss from now on.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu hurriedly nodded: “Yes, boss.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did Luo Jie nod in satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, he raised his hand and unleashed his spiritual power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire floating palace was indeed absorbed into his small world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu stared at the scene, unable to help but marvel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These days, even tombs could be packed up and carried away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two left the Dragon Emperor’s tomb and quickly returned to the surface.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they walked, Si Mu asked: “Boss, what are your plans next?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie thought for a moment, then replied: “I plan to travel abroad soon, but first I’ll return to Renjia Town.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu nodded and cautiously asked: “So I’m still coming with Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie countered: “Where else would Itachi go?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Want to go back to dancing as a shaman or continue herding corpses?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu quickly shook his head: “No no no—I’ll stick with Itachi, boss.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Good.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, go prepare—Itachi and I are heading to Egypt in a few days.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu froze: “Egypt?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “We might even have to fight mummies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Luo Jie went to Renjia Town, Evelyn had sent him a letter, inviting him back to Egypt to explore the tomb of the Scorpion King.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plot of The Mummy 2 was about to begin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, Luo Jie had planned to send Jiu Shu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let Jiu Shu battle the Scorpion King—a grand spectacle of Maoshan Daoist versus Egyptian mummy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, Jiu Shu refused to abandon his iron rice bowl in the underworld.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But replacing him with Si Mu was fine too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they were both Maoshan Daoists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu swallowed hard: “Boss, I’ve herded corpses for years, but I’ve never fought a mummy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie patted his shoulder, his tone casual:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry—mummies aren’t much stronger than zombies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu smiled weakly: “Then I’m relieved.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie suddenly remembered something: “Where’s your disciple?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Should we bring him along?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu’s eyes lit up: “Can we?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “Of course.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s good for children to see more of the world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, if Itachi die, he can avenge Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu froze: “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Boss, I suddenly feel this mission is dangerous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can I take an emergency leave?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several days later, Luo Jie and Si Mu were driving back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the passenger seat, Si Mu was intently studying the incantation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Luo Jie felt something—he slammed on the brakes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Squeee—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The car screeched to a halt, nearly throwing Si Mu out of his seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu gasped: “Boss, what the hell are Itachi doing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I was memorizing the incantation!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie pointed toward a nearby grove: “Look over there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu turned his gaze—and saw a burly man hugging a little girl, their posture intimate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu’s anger flared: “In broad daylight, someone dares do this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let go of that girl!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie rolled his eyes and tapped his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi can’t even see clearly with your glasses on—Itachi need new ones.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu blinked, rubbed his eyes, and looked again...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This wasn’t a man bullying a little girl—it was the little girl draining the man’s essence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl had one hand resting on the man’s chest, a strange smile on her face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man’s face had turned blue, his eyes glazed—he was about to be completely drained, reduced to a human sausage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu exclaimed in shock: “Is she a ghost? A demon? A zombie?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized he couldn’t discern her true nature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All his years of Maoshan cultivation felt like wasted time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie shook his head: “No—she’s alive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A living person who cultivates dark arts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu stared again—and indeed, the girl was not only alive, but radiated unnatural vitality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu gritted his teeth: “Damn it—someone dares cultivate such dark arts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s ruining the reputation of all Daoist practitioners!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he flung open the car door, ready to leap out and uphold justice, rescuing the man from the girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Luo Jie didn’t get out—he narrowed his eyes, studying the girl closely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl looked familiar—she seemed to be Yue Qiluo, the villain from The Mystic Nine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie remembered Yue Qiluo was the younger sister of Master Chuchen from Qingyun Temple, expelled for cultivating dark arts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She fed on the essence of mortals to cultivate, achieving the realm of indestructible soul, reincarnating repeatedly with her memories intact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sometimes reborn as a man, sometimes as a woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was practically the first cross-gender cultivator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Luo Jie sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scheming old little girl must be captured and reformed in the underworld.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thoroughly reformed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, from the distant grove, Yue Qiluo slowly opened her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She smiled faintly, her gaze radiating maturity far beyond her years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Si Mu charged forward, righteous fury burning in his chest, pulling out talismans and chanting:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Evil cannot overcome righteousness!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Today, Daoist Si Mu shall rid the world of this menace!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yue Qiluo merely smiled lightly and lifted a finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, Si Mu was blasted backward, tumbling through the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu crashed to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood up and charged forward again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe it—I can’t beat a little girl?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few seconds later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu rolled three times on the ground, his eyes vacant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie activated the Horse Talisman to heal his injuries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After all these years raising corpses, how can I lose to a little girl?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi practice every day how to fly away gracefully?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simu lay on the ground, utterly lifeless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Simu is incompetent—I must leave my mountain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie slammed the accelerator; the car roared to life and sped toward the grove.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yue Qiluo stood in place, smiling as Luo Jie’s car approached.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She did not seem alarmed—instead, she stepped forward to meet it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next moment, Yue Qiluo frowned—her techniques had failed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, Luo Jie floored the accelerator and charged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Crash!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a thunderous bang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The car slammed into her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yue Qiluo was blasted flying through the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1214,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a508b83e7ba53eea5f5bce8af333b1ba9def3d3492235665bee6e19280c29461","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-248","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-246",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]