[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-254":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338459,4571,"Chapter 254: New President Captain America: The Duan Family Daughter Recovery Plan","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-254",254,"\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko’s eyes turned cold, yet her tone remained calm: “What do Itachi want?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled, leaning back on the sofa with one leg crossed over the other, exuding the air of a seasoned negotiator:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s simple.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First, Itachi two stop this childish nonsense about purifying Earth with holy flames.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second, become my subordinates.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko frowned: “What did Itachi say?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie shrugged: “Itachi heard me clearly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m short on obedient underlings, and Itachi two are perfect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko’s face darkened: “Itachi’re dreaming.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Rojie merely smiled at her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lifted his hand slightly, and the soul of Itabashi Mitsuo began writhing violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie spoke slowly: “Itachi’re right.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am indeed dreaming.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But your companion seems to have a different opinion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itabashi Mitsuo let out a piercing scream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aaaah!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It hurts! Too much!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He groaned in agony: “Keiko, are Itachi just going to watch?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko’s brow tightened, a flicker of anger flashing in her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But she made no move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because she knew she wasn’t here to fight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was here to negotiate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, the real reason was she couldn’t win.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, who would waste words when they could just strike?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie watched her expression and nodded in satisfaction: “See? Your companion doesn’t think like Itachi do.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko finally spoke, her voice low: “What exactly do Itachi want us to do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled, his tone relaxed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Starting today, I’ll assign Itachi new duties.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For example, becoming my personal assistant, or hunting monsters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, if Itachi don’t feel like doing real work, Itachi could always clean my toilet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko couldn’t help but want to retort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could personal assistant and monster hunting even be mentioned in the same breath?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And what even is cleaning the toilet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie asked again: “Well?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oomura Keiko fell silent for several seconds, then gritted her teeth: “Fine, I accept.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For now, she had no choice but to submit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least she could still live.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The air carried a faint scent of spicy strips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flying Swallow Rojie opened his eyes to a hazy gray mist, and familiar voices reached his ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up—and there, in the corner, were a group of Rojies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They sat around a folding table, piled high with snacks and drinks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several Rojies were munching snacks and chatting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Flying Swallow Rojie hurried over, squeezed into the crowd, and took any empty seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, what are Itachi guys talking about?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And where did all these snacks and drinks come from?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Martial Arts Rojie beside him said: “Magically conjured.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since we can fully unleash our abilities in the Gray Mist Hall, conjuring snacks and drinks with magic is perfectly reasonable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flying Swallow Rojie nodded: “Indeed. Very reasonable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Marvel Rojie was speaking enthusiastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed at Flying Swallow Rojie: “New guy, don’t interrupt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he continued without pause:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where was I?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah yes—I was talking about my new superhero company.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve signed the Avengers, the top-tier team, and even pulled in second-tier heroes like Electro and Daredevil.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And just a few days ago, I met Wanda and Pietro.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I used the Mind Stone to awaken their powers—they’ve joined my company now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I plan to turn them into the next generation of top stars!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Martial Arts Rojie nearly choked on his spicy strip:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holy shit, Itachi’ve already gotten this far?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I haven’t been to the Gray Mist Hall in a while—how did Itachi end up running a superhero company?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And Wanda and Pietro?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If any of us Rojies ever get transported to the X-Men world, won’t we run into Wanda and Pietro too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Rojie shrugged, his tone casual: “What’s strange about that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s just parallel worlds.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, I know Wanda really well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wanda just started learning English from me—no, wait, magic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have high hopes for her—she’ll definitely become my top-tier hero.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Marvel Rojie suddenly slapped his thigh as if remembering something:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, I almost forgot to mention something big.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lowered his voice with a mysterious grin:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Former President Matthew Ellis just stepped down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Captain America has been elected as the new president.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone turned to stare at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Martial Arts Rojie stared in shock:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How the hell did Itachi get him to obey Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wasn’t Captain America against running for president? How did he suddenly become a political heavyweight?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Rojie, upon hearing this, crossed his legs and smirked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because I promised him a huge favor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I reversed Peggy Carter’s aging.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Martial Arts Rojie frowned: “Wait—doesn’t Peggy have an older version of Captain America from the future living with her?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How can Itachi make her young again? What happens to the future Captain America?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Rojie smiled faintly: “That version of Captain America didn’t come.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Probably because of my time travel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I adjusted the timeline slightly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now Captain America doesn’t have to agonize over his future self anymore.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He only has one thing on his mind now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Becoming president.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Marvel Rojie suddenly turned his gaze to the Martial Arts Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where have Itachi been?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi haven’t shown up in the Gray Mist Hall for a while.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone turned to look at the Martial Arts Rojie, eager to hear his tales.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Martial Arts Rojie blinked, then chuckled awkwardly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I haven’t done anything big.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t I already tell Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m helping Duke Duan find his lost daughters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And making sure only I become Duke Duan’s son-in-law.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as these words were spoken, a chorus of boos erupted in the Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comprehensive Martial Arts Rojie waved his hand, his expression serious:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t misunderstand—I’m just a diligent Daughter Recovery Officer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not long ago, I traveled south of the Yangtze and found Zhu and Wang Yuyan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Rojie continued: “And what did Itachi do next?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comprehensive Martial Arts Rojie shot him a glare: “Don’t interrupt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After returning from the south, I went to the Western Regions.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To find Duan Wang’s last daughter, Azi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Coincidentally, she had just stolen the Divine Wood King Cauldron and was barely on the run when I ran straight into her.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I gave Azi a quick lesson and confiscated her King Cauldron.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I originally planned to take her back to Dali and give her a proper reeducation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Comprehensive Martial Arts Rojie paused, lowering his voice: “But recently, I heard the Six Sects have gathered at Brightness Peak, preparing to besiege the Ming Cult.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1076,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","17c5797c47e49c4d10522b5f4c4d397ca12e200c221e2a85fd5bc3af52e500d6","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-255","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-253",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]