[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-255":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338460,4571,"Chapter 255: In Great Song, Itachi","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-255",255,"\u003Cp>I think this spectacle can't be missed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So I plan to take Azi to Guangming Peak to join the commotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe I can even save a few virtuous maidens from the orthodox sects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Demon sect demonesses are fine too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, everyone instantly became interested.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flying Swallow Luo Jie scoffed: “Itachi’re stealing Zhang Wuji’s main quest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Luo Jie nodded in agreement: “That’s exactly right.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re a man who comes with the protagonist’s aura.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This isn’t just freeloaded plot—this is tearing up their script and writing your own.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie rolled his eyes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Am I really that extreme?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t have a Wudang father, a Ming Cult mother, an Emei childhood sweetheart, or a Mongol princess chasing after me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How am I stealing anyone’s spotlight?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie paused, a meaning-laden glint flashing in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I could still snatch a few women.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombie Luo Jie asked: “For example?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie cleared his throat, speaking casually: “For instance, the Emei maiden, or the Mongol princess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Luo Jie teased with a smile: “Let the Mongol princess see what a Great Song man’s strength really is.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie glanced at him and corrected:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m from Dali.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flying Swallow Luo Jie burst out laughing: “Itachi even distinguish nationalities?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The map’s a mess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie retorted: “I’m not like some people—who are Great Song people in Great Song, and Dali people in Dali.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I could learn from a certain elder and establish a new dynasty.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Marvel Luo Jie corrected: “Your elder was going backward, not truly time-traveling.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, a new dynasty won’t match the Ming.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combined Martial Arts Luo Jie grumbled: “So what’s wrong with going backward?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We P She  players love going backward—the more backward, the stronger.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In my Combined Martial Arts world, there was a Ming—but it’s long gone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then heroes rose up in rivalry, and Great Song, Tartar Qing, Jin, and Khitan emerged.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombie Luo Jie couldn’t hold back: “All these worlds are mixed-up—yours is especially chaotic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Combined Martial Arts world, in a vast, endless desert.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yellow sand filled the sky, winds swept through the clouds, heaven and earth were a vast, boundless expanse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie slowly opened his eyes, stretched, and loosened his limbs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up at the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the distance, a red sun rose slowly, painting the entire desert golden.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie turned his head and saw a girl lying beside him, wrapped in a cloak, fast asleep, her face flushed, a trail of drool at the corner of her mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl wore purple robes, her figure graceful, her skin fair, her features beautiful; though her eyes were closed, her lashes trembled slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Azi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie lifted his foot and kicked her buttock:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop sleeping—the sun’s shining on your butt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi groaned a few times, rolled over, and mumbled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why are Itachi yelling so early? Can’t a person sleep?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled and shook his head: “Itachi used to sleep until noon in the Star Sect too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t Ding Chunqiu feed Itachi poison insects?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi sat up instantly, rubbed her eyes, and sneered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What a joke—I’m afraid of Old Man Ding?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, I’m one of his most favored disciples.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “One of them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So there’s more than one?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi nodded confidently: “So what?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m still the senior disciple of the Star Sect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie chuckled: “The senior disciple who stole the sect’s treasured artifact?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi glared at Luo Jie and huffed angrily:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi don’t understand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In the Star Sect, who doesn’t shout ‘Long live the Master’ while preparing to stab him in the back?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I didn’t flatter to survive, I’d be dead already.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded seriously: “Good, good—it seems the Star Sect taught Itachi well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So from today on, Itachi’ll flatter me every day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi blinked: “Huh? Why?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie pointed at himself, tone matter-of-fact:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because I caught Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And I’m your brother-in-law.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi sneered: “Itachi say I’m from the Dali Duan family—who knows if it’s true?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if it is, I’m a Dali princess!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How dare Itachi, a lowly imperial son-in-law, command me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled, retorting calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi haven’t even been granted the title of princess yet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even the King of Dali treats me with utmost respect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi snorted: “Liar—I don’t believe Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie flicked her forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ow!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi jumped back, clutching her forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why did Itachi hit me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie shrugged: “To pack your things.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi grumpily packed her belongings, muttering: “When I get the chance, I’ll make Itachi pay.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing her packing, she chewed on dried rations and asked casually:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, the Six Sects gathered at Guangming Peak to crush the Ming Cult.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why are Itachi, from some tiny sect, going to join the commotion?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled: “Look down on the Wuliang Sword Sect?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do Itachi think the Wuliang Sword Sect is still that little sect hiding in the Yunnan ravine, practicing swords?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now we’re a major sect renowned throughout the Central Plains.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi mocked: “Are Itachi serious?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve never heard of the Wuliang Sword Sect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded: “That’s normal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because your Star Sect is too obscure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Disciples from small-town sects lack exposure—it’s only natural.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi glared at him defiantly: “That’s regional discrimination.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie waved his hand: “It’s not discrimination—it’s fact.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Finish eating and let’s go.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi bit into her dried ration and frowned: “Aren’t Itachi eating anything?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie smiled faintly: “I cultivate the Dao—I’ve long since transcended the need for food.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi eyed him skeptically: “Liar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Old Man Ding said he cultivates the Dao too—but he’s just putting on a show.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie raised an eyebrow: “Itachi’re comparing me to Ding Chunqiu?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And Itachi think I’m lying?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi nodded seriously: “I think Itachi’re full of shit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sighed, speaking with solemn gravity: “Indeed—disciples from the Star Sect have no basic manners at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’d better get ready to return to Dali; I’m going to hire Itachi several etiquette tutors.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Start with how to speak less elegantly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azi retorted defiantly: “At least that’s better than being a fraud who pretends to be a spirit medium.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie Landezhengbian : “Itachi don’t understand the cultivation realms of cultivators.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough, we should set off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Azi obediently slung her baggage over her back and trudged after him, muttering under her breath:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll see how long Itachi can go without eating.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after they set out, a group of riders appeared on a nearby dune.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1092,"2026-06-20T22:07:50.161Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","db62ad02012d9f8ed8e08be4ce298f6946ece2117707471f781180cfb77aadc1","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-256","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-254",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]