[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-26":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338231,4571,"Chapter 26: This Is the Chunin Exam?","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-26",26,"\u003Cp>Outside the Death Forest, sunlight filtered through the dense canopy, casting dappled shadows on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The proctor of the second exam, future Anko Mitarashi, had arrived early and waited for the competing teams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, she was pulling out three entire skewers of tri-color dango and devouring them eagerly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m just eating, eating, eating!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gaining weight?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not possible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ve been binge-eating continuously for over twenty years—my weight hasn’t gone up at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As moments passed, all competing teams gradually assembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko checked the time and nodded in satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her gaze swept back and forth among the candidates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Randomly pick a lucky spectator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That yellow-haired brat over there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a clear, stupid look in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obviously never tainted by knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looks easy to scare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, Anko Mitarashi flicked her wrist; the wooden skewer still clutched in her hand shot out, slicing across Naruto Uzumaki’s cheek.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naruto flinched violently, his eyes wide with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kid, stop looking around—this exam can kill Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko’s voice, cold and sinister, whispered beside Naruto’s ear, sending a chill down his spine and freezing him in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Naruto thoroughly frightened, Anko cleared her throat and began explaining the exam rules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The second exam is the Scroll Conflict. I will distribute two different types of scrolls—each team receives only one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She paused, scanning the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The other scroll must be taken from other teams inside the Death Forest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko wasted no more words and gestured for each team to draw their scroll and entry point.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In her view, the brutal slaughter soon to unfold in the Death Forest would be the best teacher for these candidates—forcing them to truly understand the cruelty of the ninja world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, what scroll did Itachi draw?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie turned to Lei Menyue, expression calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if Itachi didn’t get a scroll, it’s fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I can take one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, what’s yours is mine, what’s everyone’s is Luo Jie’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue whispered, “Heaven Scroll.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded and asked, “Entry number?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue replied, “Ninth Entry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, a flicker of hesitation crossed his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scroll is hot to handle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue feared losing the scroll—and feared his teammates thinking him useless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though in this Chunin Exam brimming with prodigies, he truly was useless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t last, but he was nowhere near the top.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Lei Menyue had his pride.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t let them look down on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s wrong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sensed Lei Menyue’s unease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue cracked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He made up his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A leg-hanger should know his place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why struggle to die on your own when Itachi can ride your teammates’ coattails?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Lei Menyue lifted his head and looked at Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze burned with intensity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just keep the scroll with Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie exhaled in relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked so intense—I thought he had something up his sleeve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi say that? Then no problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie didn’t care where the scroll was stored.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if lost, he could still take one… from someone else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But seeing Lei Menyue’s state, Luo Jie gave him no pressure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He simply patted Lei Menyue’s shoulder lightly and took the scroll with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This eased Lei Menyue’s tense heart just a little.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Luo Jie’s trio followed the proctor to the entrance and waited quietly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sunlight filtered through the leaves, casting shifting patterns on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie glanced up casually toward the neighboring Tenth Entry—and his gaze instantly locked onto the three-person team there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hey, isn’t that mysterious Bookman guy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good, not next door to Snake Uncle’s funhouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s lips curled into a smug, hated grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There stood Yaoshidou  with his two spy teammates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chitongkai  and  Jianmeicheng  both wore masks, hiding their expressions; their entire outfits screamed “we’re suspicious.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who in Konoha sneaks around like this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a spy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaoshidou  noticed Luo Jie’s gaze and immediately plastered on a sweet, smiling face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Playing the kind senior again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue also noticed  Yaoshidou ’s group—his tense nerves instantly relaxed, and he breathed a quiet sigh of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s Senior Dō!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Senior Dō, who failed the Chunin Exam seven times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perfect—we’re saved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To meet Senior Dō, a perpetual failure, is truly lucky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s trio and the spy trio were separated by only a few hundred meters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they searched deliberately after entering the Death Forest, they’d find them quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a bit more luck, they could easily snatch the other scroll from them and advance directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Victory was within reach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue grew more excited, slowly developing bizarre confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Luo Jie suddenly seemed to think of something, his lips curving into a teasing smirk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pulled out the scroll from his pocket, deliberately turning the Heaven Scroll’s emblem toward  Yaoshidou ’s group—and waved it deliberately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why wait until Senior Dō ascends to dragonhood to play this move?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaoshidou ’s gaze behind his glasses turned icy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the meaning of this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do these Konoha brats really think I’m a soft target?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These Konoha genin are bold these days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaoshidou  adjusted his glasses, already formulating a plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I need the Heaven Scroll anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once inside, I’ll give them a little lesson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe next life, they’ll learn to be humble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yaoshidou  had gathered plenty of intelligence on Luo Jie’s trio beforehand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though not particularly impressive, he still had a sense of duty—he didn’t ignore anyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue: average strength, utterly unremarkable, no threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie: decent strength, but only Chunin-level—not enough to worry him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only one slightly noteworthy was Anmabayun , a genius inheriting the Anma  clan’s kekkei genkai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too bad her body had severe flaws—hardly a real threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All soft targets!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments slipped away, second by second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Utatane Anko’s voice shattered the silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The exam has officially begun!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The examiner stationed at the ninth entrance heard the command and opened the gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost the instant the gate opened, Rojie and the other two vanished from the entrance, leaving only an empty stretch of grass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just after they dashed into the Death Forest, an eerie stillness settled around them, broken only by the occasional chirping of insects and the rustle of footsteps on fallen leaves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Rojie seemed to sense something, his gaze sharpening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One arm wrapped around the slender waist of Kuma Yagumo, the other grabbed the back collar of Lei Menyue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very moment he reacted, a dark shadow shot out from the grass like a phantom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Jian Meicheng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes glinted with malice as the shuriken he hurled flashed with cold light, streaking toward the spot where the three had just been.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they had been slow to dodge, Rojie and the others would have been riddled with blades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie saw this and snorted coldly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Knew Itachi’d ambush from the grass!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since Itachi struck first, don’t blame me for being ruthless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He fixed his gaze on Jian Meicheng as he emerged from the grass, and while the other was still mid-hand seal, Rojie opened his mouth—no seals, not even a bother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Burn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sage Art: Flame Ejection!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, a thick torrent of blazing fire erupted from his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The inferno surged toward Jian Meicheng at terrifying speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He clearly hadn’t expected Rojie’s counterattack to be so swift.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is it possible to attack without hand seals?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jian Meicheng, who had been so confident moments before, flashed a look of terror in his eyes—he tried to dodge, but it was already too late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The flames engulfed him instantly, leaving no time for a scream; his entire body rapidly carbonized under the intense heat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the blink of an eye, he was reduced to ash, leaving only scattered black fragments drifting in the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Far away, perched atop a tree trunk, Kabuto Yakushi witnessed it all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He instinctively adjusted his glasses; a glint flashed across the lenses, hiding the shock in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this even a Chunin Exam?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this Hidden Leaf brat really that strong?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1338,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","badc02178d0fba0e335cdd62ba950a64da8ff53a72e66850a9901d6586a13c46","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-27","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-25",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]