[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-27":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338232,4571,"Chapter 27: How Did Snake Aunt Catch Fire?","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-27",27,"\u003Cp>After Luo Jie defeated Jian Meicheng, his gaze instantly locked onto Yakushibujo standing on the tree trunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without the slightest hesitation, the fiery stream spewing from his mouth instantly reversed direction, surging with rolling heat toward Yakushibujo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yakushibujo had anticipated this—he sensed the danger the moment Luo Jie’s eyes swept over him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had already formed hand seals in advance, his fingers moving so fast they blurred, leaving afterimages in the air, his hands dancing like flowers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What century is this, still playing with hand seals?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Catch up with the times!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just before the raging flame reached him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yakushibujo barely succeeded in activating his ninjutsu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder he’s the product of Snake Uncle’s orphanage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Far superior to those stupid ninja academy students.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yakushibujo took a deep breath and exhaled forcefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A massive water sphere erupted from his mouth like a cannonball, exploding midair into a torrent of surging water that rushed toward the blazing flame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Luo Jie smirked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sorry, I’m the master of inverse elemental affinity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boil that water!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The flame’s power surged violently, its temperature skyrocketing, instantly vaporizing the incoming water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, thick steam spread everywhere, shrouding the entire area in a dense fog of vapor—spectacular beyond words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the blazing flame’s momentum remained unbroken, roaring onward toward Yakushibujo’s position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yakushibujo stared at the flame piercing through the mist, his face filled with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, that water technique had provided some delay.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using this brief respite, he flickered sideways, barely evading the lethal strike, avoiding being reduced to ash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, Yakushibujo used the fog as cover to swiftly close the distance toward Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew this was a life-or-death moment—no more holding back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He no longer cared about exposing his identity; survival was all that mattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shadow Snake Hand Technique!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dozens of thick, scaly snakes shot from his sleeves like arrows, their bodies gleaming with cold light, tongues flicking as they lunged at Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next instant, Luo Jie merely glared at him fiercely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yakushibujo felt a bone-chilling cold surge up his spine, spreading instantly through his entire body—he froze rigid, as if petrified by a spell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spy boy, stand at attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The once-fierce snakes, too, seemed crushed by an overwhelming force, halting midair, not advancing an inch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the power of the Fitness Milk Dragon’s ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Terrifying Face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Luo Jie’s hand glowed with a soft green light as he shot forward, snatching at Yakushibujo with lightning speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmph, taste my claw!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The frozen snakes offered no resistance—they were torn apart instantly by Luo Jie’s force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several gruesome claw marks appeared on Yakushibujo’s body, yet the wounds continuously steamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s eyes flickered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Medical ninjutsu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Healing: Wound Extinguishing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mediocre. Purity’s too low. Needs more practice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie said nothing, only kept delivering heavy punches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Yakushibujo was about to kick the bucket and embrace eternal peace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, several enormous snakes materialized out of thin air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their bodies were colossal, crashing through trees, devastating the Hidden Leaf Village’s greenery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then they opened their massive jaws and lunged at Luo Jie, as if intending to devour him whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie was immediately swept away by the onslaught.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yamato and Lei Menyue, who were fighting against Chi Tongkai, noticed the commotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a huge disturbance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unless Itachi’re blind and deaf, anyone would notice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Jie!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yamato’s pupils shrank as she shouted anxiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She immediately activated her genjutsu: Illusion: True Birth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the giant snakes shattered into countless chunks of flesh, spraying everywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, a blazing flame erupted from the bloody debris, unstoppable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The flame’s power was terrifying—trees along its path were utterly obliterated, streaking toward a spot deep in the forest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, countless giant snakes surged forth from the mist, attempting to block the deadly flame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But these snakes, before the flame, were as fragile as paper—instantly consumed and reduced to ash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, a grass ninja wearing a wide-brimmed hat couldn’t dodge in time—he was engulfed by the flame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Orochimaru, disguised as a grass ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snake Aunt didn’t die of social embarrassment after her cross-dressing was exposed—she caught fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Literally caught fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, her skin, nearly charred to carbon, peeled away rapidly—she crawled out of her own mouth, drenched in slime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snake Aunt tilted her head slightly, gazing in surprise at the direction the flame had come from.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Natural energy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What an interesting little brat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minato’s student?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mastering Sage Mode at this age?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snake Aunt felt a surge of excitement, licked her lips, her eyes gleaming with eagerness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The kidnapping urge surfaced!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then she remembered something, didn’t charge forward—instead, she spun around and vanished swiftly into the forest depths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why’d she run?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Orochimaru flee on the spot, Luo Jie blinked in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Three Sannin turn and run the moment they see me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be… I’m the KAMI of the ninja world?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie prepared to chase after her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But at that moment, his peripheral vision caught Anko Yamato beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was as pale as paper, beads of sweat rolling down her forehead, her body swaying unsteadily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, she’d overextended herself using her kekkei genkai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmph, beaten opponent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll let Itachi off for now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie stopped, walked over to Anko Yamato, and steadied her firmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yamato, how are Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yamato forced a weak smile, shaking her head slightly to indicate she was fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A short distance away, Lei Menyue stood guard beside Chi Tongkai, tightly bound by steel threads, watching warily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should he help Luo Jie?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was just a lowly genin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he possibly interfere in a battle between a mad scientist and an otherworldly demon?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the mysterious Bo Ku man, he’d already slipped away during the chaos, vanished without a trace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Luo Jie approach, Lei Menyue, as if finding someone to vent to, blurted out: “Is this even a Chunin Exam?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are our Hidden Leaf genin really this strong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie tapped him on the head, grumbling: “Do Itachi think these are normal candidates?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re spies—internal traitors trying to secretly overthrow the Hidden Leaf Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I told Itachi so—these treacherous outsiders had no good intentions!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue flinched from the tap, at a loss for words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He replayed everything that had just happened—the senior Yakushibujo definitely wasn’t an ordinary candidate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d thought he was an easy target.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turns out he was a hard nut to crack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue sighed inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If someone like Dou, a senior with this level of strength, can’t become a Chunin, then I’ll probably spend my whole life as a Genin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this way, he felt Luo Jie’s words might not be without merit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could someone truly be plotting to overthrow the Hidden Leaf Village?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue’s gaze sharpened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Have I been assimilated too?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That won’t do—I’m a proper man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1146,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 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